Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Vers. 2.0)
I'm in a good mood, so I feel like ressurecting an old game I created some time ago.
I'm going to ask a stupid question (that myth about how there are no such things is bullshit BTW), then the next poster will answer the stupid question with an equally stupid answer. Then, he will pose another stupid question and so on and so forth...until the end of time...
NOTE: You are not allowed to post a question until you have answered one.
So...let us begin!
Q: Is he really easy? Easy like Sunday morning?
Tetragrammatonia
23-07-2005, 21:25
A: easy like peas
Q:why do I not know how to not fail at getting a duck to not suceed at failing at whistiling a failing tune that was sucessful on broadway?
A: Because the duck is a goose and the Broadwy is slim,.
Q: What is cow?
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:30
A: Because it is only natural to assume a duck could do such a thing!
Q: Why do aliens always eat a hippotamus shaped bicycle before destroying a School's Window?
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:31
Sorry i too was talking about the duck question!
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2005, 21:31
A: Because it is only natural to assume a duck could do such a thing!
Q: Why do aliens always eat a hippotamus shaped bicycle before destroying a School's Window?
A: Because it's hard to escape the Robotarantula on an empty stomach.
Q: What color is happy?
The Noble Men
23-07-2005, 21:32
A: Because it is only natural to assume a duck could do such a thing!
Q: Why do aliens always eat a hippotamus shaped bicycle before destroying a School's Window?
Because otherwise they could not travel at the speed of beefs.
When will people realise these threads always get moved to spam?
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:33
Right, Erm a cow,
A cow is a furry creature that is humpty dumpty's grandmothers third cousin thrice removed on his farthers side!
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:34
When the world shall become a pig, obviously!
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:36
Q: Why d i always muck thing up when i am suppost to be intelligent?
Seosavists
23-07-2005, 21:36
Because otherwise they could not travel at the speed of beefs.
When will people realise these threads always get moved to spam?
at the third rising of the octoplets, as the sun eats a pie and says it is good.
Who is the sky?
Because otherwise they could not travel at the speed of beefs.
When will people realise these threads always get moved to spam?
A: So long as there are good shnaps...never...
Q: If a drunk falls over in a forest and no one is there to hear him, does Bejing have inclimate weather for the rest of the day?
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:38
Ah, the sky!
The sky is a large orange submarine of a green colour that is red!
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:39
I believe that bejing's weather depends entirely upon its sheeps mood!
Imperial Aaronia
23-07-2005, 21:41
Q: Why does the teacher always have to become a piece of pie?
Tetragrammatonia
23-07-2005, 21:48
A: to prevent herself from becoming a fruitcake
Q:If a booger falls on a gun, does richard simmons have glitter?
OOC: Okay guys, there are stupid questions, and then there are uninteligible ones. Try to ask questions that actually make sense, otherwise the game loses its wit.
Seosavists
23-07-2005, 22:13
only if it's the 31st of Febuary.
If I eat a tomato on a full moon in Wenslydale will a kitten explode yesterday?
Edit: ahh didn't see your post.
Chicken pi
23-07-2005, 23:28
Q: Why d i always muck thing up when i am suppost to be intelligent?
A: It's all an elaborate practical joke.
Q: Why does dog food taste funny?
A: It's all an elaborate practical joke.
Q: Why does dog food taste funny?
A: Because it's ground up clowns
Q: What did the carrot say to the lemon?
Chicken pi
23-07-2005, 23:46
Q: What did the carrot say to the lemon?
A: Nothing. They're both mute, you silly billy!
Q: Why is uncle Fred wearing a dress?
Eutrusca
23-07-2005, 23:56
A: Nothing. They're both mute, you silly billy!
Q: Why is uncle Fred wearing a dress?
He's trying out for the Bolshoi Ballett.
Q: If a group of geese is a gaggle, and a group of lions is a pride, what's a group of fundamentalists called?
Katiepwnzistan
23-07-2005, 23:56
Because Uncle Fred enjoys the color paisley.
Which is the correct spelling, to, too, or two?
Q: If a group of geese is a gaggle, and a group of lions is a pride, what's a group of fundamentalists called?
A: A pain in the ass...
Q: Honestly...why do fools fall in love?
Chicken pi
24-07-2005, 00:06
Q: Honestly...why do fools fall in love?
A: Ignore them, they're just doing it to annoy you.
Q: Oh my god, there's a big spider on my leg! What should I do?
A: Ignore them, they're just doing it to annoy you.
Q: Oh my god, there's a big spider on my leg! What should I do?
A: ACK!!! Shoot it! Quick!
Q: I have two nickles, a dime and three pennies, how are the exchange rates in Turkey?
Turkishsquirrel
24-07-2005, 00:41
A: ACK!!! Shoot it! Quick!
Q: I have two nickles, a dime and three pennies, how are the exchange rates in Turkey?
A. 2 and a half
Q. If i do a jig (see pie) am I perpinducular?
A. 2 and a half
Q. If i do a jig (see pie) am I perpinducular?
A: I know a chiropractor who works MIRACLES! I'll refer you to him.
Q: Have you found Jesus yet?
yeah, he shares an apartment with me.
hes out on a date right now with some angel
What?
who are you and what did you do with my other personality???
do you like hatred?
sure best served as the main course at dinner ,hot, and full of anger.
do you think popsicles are cold?
its funny you ask me that, apparently due to extensive research they are not.
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Chukacon
24-07-2005, 02:12
A: Yes, german rap...
Q: Why does revenge best served cold, so that means justice be served hot??
Bonferoni
24-07-2005, 02:27
A: Hot like the sun
Q: If there is a pie in the sky, what flavor is it?
A: Hot like the sun
Q: If there is a pie in the sky, what flavor is it?
A: God-flavored
Q: If Jack left home at 5:00 p.m. and lives 30 miles away from Jenny and walks at a speed of 20 kph, will he be at Jenny's house while she's banging away at John at 6:00?