Yankees or Bust.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2005, 13:18
I made a rather delightfully dumb bet last night.
The bet is simple: If the Yamkees don't make it into the playoffs, I have to close my eyes, spread my legs and take one free kick to the groin. If, however, the Red Sox don't make it into the playoffs, The friend I made this bet with has to take a kick to the groin.
Of course, it is always possible both teams will make the playoffs. Or...neither. :eek:
Why would I make a bet like this? Because I make considerably more money than my friend. So a $50 bet is significantly more painful to him than to me. But a groin kick is equally painful to either of us. :) [/insane logic]
Legless Pirates
23-07-2005, 13:21
Sounds good to me
Sdaeriji
23-07-2005, 13:24
I should kick you in the nuts for betting on the Yankees over the Red Sox. :mad:
Zouloukistan
23-07-2005, 13:28
Are you talking about baseball?
HAAA!! The Expos have moved to Washington!! Here, in Montréal, it was so horrible that day... even if nobody liked them...
I prefer hockey.
I should kick you in the nuts for betting on the Yankees over the Red Sox. :mad:
I'll join ya!
Carnivorous Lickers
23-07-2005, 14:19
I made a rather delightfully dumb bet last night.
The bet is simple: If the Yamkees don't make it into the playoffs, I have to close my eyes, spread my legs and take one free kick to the groin. If, however, the Red Sox don't make it into the playoffs, The friend I made this bet with has to take a kick to the groin.
Of course, it is always possible both teams will make the playoffs. Or...neither. :eek:
Why would I make a bet like this? Because I make considerably more money than my friend. So a $50 bet is significantly more painful to him than to me. But a groin kick is equally painful to either of us. :) [/insane logic]
Uh-ok. good luck.
Offensive Language
23-07-2005, 14:28
I should kick you in the nuts for betting on the Yankees over the Red Sox. :mad:
Agreed. The Mets have a better chance than the Yankees... :p
Robot ninja pirates
23-07-2005, 14:48
Agreed. The Mets have a better chance than the Yankees... :p
Let's compare.
Yankees- 2nd place in the division, 1.5 games out of first. 2nd place in the wildcard race, 1 game out of first.
Mets- 4th place in the division, 4.5 games out of first. 5th place in the wildcard race, 4.5 games out of first.
I made a rather delightfully dumb bet last night.
The bet is simple: If the Yamkees don't make it into the playoffs, I have to close my eyes, spread my legs and take one free kick to the groin. If, however, the Red Sox don't make it into the playoffs, The friend I made this bet with has to take a kick to the groin.
Of course, it is always possible both teams will make the playoffs. Or...neither. :eek:
Why would I make a bet like this? Because I make considerably more money than my friend. So a $50 bet is significantly more painful to him than to me. But a groin kick is equally painful to either of us. :) [/insane logic]WTF? Yankees and Red Sox? What are you talking about? And what the heck is a playoff? :confused:
Are you permitted to wear some sort of groin protection?
Pantylvania
23-07-2005, 17:34
Darwin Award!
[NS]Ihatevacations
23-07-2005, 17:54
Come on, I will ro-sham-bo you for it
>_>
Individualnost
23-07-2005, 18:08
Ihatevacations']>_>
I get to go first!!
Plainwell Nation
23-07-2005, 18:12
Yankees are only one game out of the wild card....
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2005, 20:12
I should kick you in the nuts for betting on the Yankees over the Red Sox. :mad:
It's often painful being a Yankees fan living in Red Sox territory. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2005, 20:14
Are you permitted to wear some sort of groin protection?
I never touch the stuff. They don't fit well. Cups were simply not designed for my oddly proportioned genitals. :cool:
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2005, 21:43
WTF? Yankees and Red Sox? What are you talking about? And what the heck is a playoff? :confused:
It deals with a quaint sport called Baseball. Baseball is one of the foundation games for the much more advanced game of Calvinball. *nod*