NationStates Jolt Archive

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
12 to Spam About Watermelons
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

I think that's about as accurate as it gets really :)

lol That's great.

You're missing one:
1 to hijack the topic and turn it into a religous debate about whether or not the bible is against frosted light bulbs.

2 look for a STICKY on instructions to screw in a lightbulb, created by Euroslavia(and his help threads are a good read BTW)
1 to bump the thread a hundred times in a row to make sure other's know he/she is screwing in a lightbulb.
1 Moderator to "Close Thread" for the spell checking flamers
1 to tell others the latest advancement in lightbulb technology.

How Many NSers Does it Takke To Change A lightbulb?

None: there is enough heat and light generated by the constant flames.


Hey, Tonissia, how about posting something which isn't almost two years old next time?

Older than time itself, but still very funny (and sadly true).

lol that is genius!

You're missing one:
1 to hijack the topic and turn it into a religous debate about whether or not the bible is against frosted light bulbs.
you forgot more

3 to manage to slip in attacks against liberals in an otherwise casual comment
3 more to flame them for it

4 posts by Drzhen about how idotic the thread maker is

That lurker at the end....that'll probably be me.

Wait..........curses. That wasn't six months. That wasn't even about lightbulbs.

I.....I'm going home.

You forgot the most important of all.

One to invoke Myrth.

Old.







Very.





*nods*

3 to claim that they are god and therefore they don't even use light bulbs, but even if they did, they'd never have to change 'em.
28 to say there is no god
4 to get pissed off and flame in all caps
2 to say to bring the discussion of god's existance to another thread