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What is the "perfect" anatomical measurment? This can be applied to both men and women.

For example:
Women-38C
Men-7 1/2"

What is the "perfect" anatomical measurment? This can be applied to both men and women.

For example:
Women-38C
Men-7 1/2"Men: 9.75"
In other words, Ron Jeremy; my hero.

What is the "perfect" anatomical measurment? This can be applied to both men and women.

For example:
Women-38C
Men-7 1/2"


You mean I'm perfect? Sweet!

What about width, though? It's not all about length, surely?

You mean I'm perfect? Sweet!

I assume you have a 7.5 inch penis and 38C breasts? :p

size matters

but only in the extremes

there is such a thing as too small or too large. the rest is in how you use it.

What about width, though? It's not all about length, surely?

Include width if you want.

Include width if you want.

Give me a minute to find a ruler, and surf a bit, then.

I assume you have a 7.5 inch penis and 38C breasts? :p
Sadly I can even picture the FACE! :eek: :(

What is the "perfect" anatomical measurment? This can be applied to both men and women.

For example:
Women-38C
Men-7 1/2"

You do realize that 7.2 inches is the 98th percentile, or that statistically, only one in fifty men has a penis measuring at or above 7.2 inches, right?

Leads me to believe that you either don't know, or you've been often dissapointed.

You mean I'm perfect? Sweet!
And in both woman and man measurements!! Impressive!!

You do realize that 7.2 inches is the 98th percentile, or that statistically, only one in fifty men has a penis measuring at or above 7.2 inches, right?
I thought that was weird, also. Considering that a 38C really isn’t that rare.

You do realize that 7.2 inches is the 98th percentile, or that statistically, only one in fifty men has a penis measuring at or above 7.2 inches, right?

Leads me to believe that you either don't know, or you've been often dissapointed.

It was just an example (and I think my boyfriend's length :( ) Needless to say, I wouldn't mind 8" or 9". And I'm a lot bigger than the breast size mention, so again -just an example.

I thought that was weird, also. Considering that a 38C really isn’t that rare.

Well, that and the fact that most women find girth to be much more important than length. If your partner has a ten-incher that also happens to be the thickness of a AA battery, sex is going to be pretty painful as the only thing you're really going to feel is him poking your cervix over and over.

As a side note, I don't think there is a perfect size for women's breasts. If you have them and they aren't superhuge (I don't care for anything larger than a C myself), I could really care less what their eventual measurements come out to.

I thought that was weird, also. Considering that a 38C really isn’t that rare.

The question, more aptly, is what do you consider to be "perfect"? Am I correct in assuming that above average is your idea of perfect?

The question, more aptly, is what do you consider to be "perfect"? Am I correct in assuming that above average is your idea of perfect?
Dangerous assumption.

Three cheers for pr0n.

I measure about 7 and a bit. The ruler was upside-down, I'm afraid. And the condoms I last used were 55mm width.

I feel happy that the box had

Large
Wide Fit

on the front.

Aura once said it's the agility that matters, but then again she probably just said it because her tongue was small and very agile.

Personally I think size is overrated. I wouldn't know anything about it in a sexual matter, but it's my experience that breasts are mostly in the way so I think smaller sizes are better. Also smaller breasts attract less attention and they make certain other things possible.
I don't think the size means anything when it comes to men as the weak point is mostly the testicles, although smaller penises are less visible (again favored in some situations).

When it comes to attraction I guess the answer is the same. I've never really understood what people see in "large" and I suppose I'm not the only one although I haven't seen many like me.

Personally I think size is overrated. I wouldn't know anything about it in a sexual matter, but it's my experience that breasts are mostly in the way so I think smaller sizes are better. Also smaller breasts attract less attention and they make certain other things possible.Things like what, exactly? Small breasts also make some activities impossible.

Things like what, exactly? Small breasts also make some activities impossible.Passing for a being without breasts for example. Also the sensitive nerves are spread out over smaller area making the chest less vulnerable.

Hey is this thread about penis size?

Hey is this thread about penis size?

Breast size, too.

so basically you would like a bunch of guys to go online and tell you how big their dicks are....phone sex not good enough for ya ?

so basically you would like a bunch of guys to go online and tell you how big their dicks are....phone sex not good enough for ya ?Phone sex?
What?
Where?!?
mmmm
phone sex...

You do realize that 7.2 inches is the 98th percentile, or that statistically, only one in fifty men has a penis measuring at or above 7.2 inches, right?

Leads me to believe that you either don't know, or you've been often dissapointed.


No, I'm sitting at a rock-hard 7.5 inches at the moment, or at least I was a few hours ago. I've heard that I'm only in the top 85%. I dunno if that's true or not. BTW, I'm not awesomely endowed, I'm just a big guy in general.

so basically you would like a bunch of guys to go online and tell you how big their dicks are....phone sex not good enough for ya ?

Only if you want, but that was not the question. I am more curious to know what people think is a good size, either way.

Doesn't matter how big the frontman is. You need some good, solid band to go with it, or else she'll never let you play in her arena.

No, I'm sitting at a rock-hard 7.5 inches at the moment, or at least I was a few hours ago. I've heard that I'm only in the top 85%. I dunno if that's true or not. BTW, I'm not awesomely endowed, I'm just a big guy in general.
When people say they have a big penis on the internet, chances are they don't. You loose.

Doesn't matter how big the frontman is. You need some good, solid band to go with it, or else she'll never let you play in her arena.
Wait what?

Doesn't matter how big the frontman is. You need some good, solid band to go with it, or else she'll never let you play in her arena.

Ok, but if the frontman has a crappy voice, then what? :D

nationstates

where all the children are strong, all the women are good looking and all the men are above average.

Wait what?

What I'm saying, see, is that if You go to build a desk with nothing but a hammer, then you're not going to have as much fun screwing, and the desk won't be fully, uh, satisfied.

Doesn't matter how big the frontman is. You need some good, solid band to go with it, or else she'll never let you play in her arena.How many sucessful bands can you think of with midgits as frontmen?

*No offense to all the wee people.

If everything's in proportion to the rest of the body then it's just right.

Ok, but if the frontman has a crappy voice, then what? :D

then you get the band to play a little louder, see. Let the frontman cool off, and have his associates take over for periods of extended jamming.

How many sucessful bands can you think of with midgits as frontmen?

*No offense to all the wee people.

Not many, no, but how many have got a seven foot tall guy wailing for them?

Not many, no, but how many have got a seven foot tall guy wailing for them?True story.
I'm a big fan of the "tall" "frontmen" myself, though. ;)

Hey when does a man stop growing on average?

I think it's around about 18-21, but I'm not sure.

I'd like to know, because I want to see how long I've got for my penis to grow an extra inch point five to meet NationStates "perfection".

True story.
I'm a big fan of the "tall" "frontmen" myself, though. ;)

Many are, provided they balance their more rocking lyrics with sweeter ones now and then. And I trust the band is good as well?

How many sucessful bands can you think of with midgits as frontmen?

*No offense to all the wee people.

See, that's the thing. If I go to a live concert, I want to be able to see the frontman. It would be kind of weird knowing he's there, but not be able to feel... his music.

See, that's the thing. If I go to a live concert, I want to be able to see the frontman. It would be kind of weird knowing he's there, but not be able to feel... his music.

But the lyrics don't have to dominate the music, either. the entire group should play very well together, and when it does, they can do a great set that lasts for a full hour or two.

Size doesn't matter...unless I want an orgasm.

Many are, provided they balance their more rocking lyrics with sweeter ones now and then. And I trust the band is good as well?The "sweeter lyrics" are not for everyone. Personally, I want my, um, eardrums to hurt the next day. Rocking out till the sun comes up is where it's at.
If the opening act was good, my enjoyment isn't as dependent on the skill of the band. It's all about the frontman. ;)

But the lyrics don't have to dominate the music, either. the entire group should play very well together, and when it does, they can do a great set that lasts for a full hour or two.

The entire group... just how many band members do you have in your pants??? Just playing! ;)

The "sweeter lyrics" are not for everyone. Personally, I want my, um, eardrums to hurt the next day. Rocking out till the sun comes up is where it's at.
If the opening act was good, my enjoyment isn't as dependent on the skill of the band. It's all about the frontman. ;)

Jeez, woman, just come out and say you like it hard!

But the lyrics don't have to dominate the music, either. the entire group should play very well together, and when it does, they can do a great set that lasts for a full hour or two.Just an hour or two? Take a break, and come back for another few hours.

The entire group... just how many band members do you have in your pants??? Just playing! ;)

I'm afraid that if I told you, I'd have to kill you. And by kill you, I mean boink you. And by boink you, I mean kill you.

The perfect breast just overflows his hand

And the perfect male size would just overflow her...well. you get it.

Its all about the fit, not the size.

I'm afraid that if I told you, I'd have to kill you. And by kill you, I mean boink you. And by boink you, I mean kill you.

Again I ask... okay, wait... now your band members are assasins too? Wow.

nationstates

where all the children are strong, all the women are good looking and all the men are above average.
Ah, that's just fantastic. Now I can't help but read all the posts in a slow Minn. baritone...


I've never measured and never will. Can't see as how I would benifit from knowing.


Less self-congratulatory answer:
Don't know, but if size is an inverse proportion to the power of the mans car, consider that I drive a 48 hp VW Bus...

The perfect breast just overflows his hand

And the perfect male size would just overflow her...well. you get it.

Its all about the fit, not the size.

So in other words, "small" men should look for a "small" woman.

Unless he wants marriage, in which case he should be looking for the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with.

Less self-congratulatory answer:
Don't know, but if size is an inverse proportion to the power of the mans car, consider that I drive a 48 hp VW Bus...

Dude, best answer ever!

I'm afraid that if I told you, I'd have to kill you. And by kill you, I mean boink you. And by boink you, I mean kill you.

Yes, for someone of my "abundance", there is the constant risk of being split in half by my 12-inch pole.

Again I ask... okay, wait... now your band members are assasins too? Wow.

Oh yes. Very deadly. Multiple techniques which leave my victims helpless and very often unable to walk.

How many sucessful bands can you think of with midgits as frontmen?

*No offense to all the wee people.
Isn't the dude from AC/DC a tiny little guy?

Oh, and that Dokken guy, isn't he a itty bitty dude, too?

Oddly enough, these are both 'rock out with your cock out' bands...

The Guy From BadCo Was small if i Remember

Jeez, woman, just come out and say you like it hard!My name is Maggie.
Why do you need to know? So you can understand how this definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rough+sex) has special meaning to me. :D

The Guy From BadCo Was small if i Remember
Yeah, and isn't that Danzig guy like 5'2" or somethin'?


Still all cockrockers that have short frontmen...I wonder what this says...

My name is Maggie.
Why do you need to know? So you can understand how this definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rough+sex) has special meaning to me. :D
Oh, I wasn't actually making anything of it. I just wanted to play a reversal on our heretofore supersaturating use of metaphor.

Sadly I can even picture the FACE! :eek: :(


Typical southren Californian...... ;)

OK, to give the small guys a break, being big doesn't matter if it only stays big for two seconds... which, unfortunately, I have to say I know from personal experience. :(

Now, on the other hand, I've heard (in regards to breastesez) that more than a handful is a waste. Which also makes me :(

Oh, I wasn't actually making anything of it. I just wanted to play a reversal on our heretofore supersaturating use of metaphor.I know. Check out the definition anyway. I'm very proud of it.

OK, to give the small guys a break, being big doesn't matter if it only stays big for two seconds... which, unfortunately, I have to say I know from personal experience. :(

Now, on the other hand, I've heard (in regards to breastesez) that more than a handful is a waste. Which also makes me :(

Only a waste in that a wet snowfall is a waste if you want to go skiing in powder. You can still do a lot with sticky snow. Last girl I was with was certainly more than a handful, and a bit unwieldy at times, but there were certain perks which are undeniably tittilating.

I know. Check out the definition anyway. I'm very proud of it.
I checked it out, of course. I know your type. you need a little spanking now and then for being bad.

I checked it out, of course. I know your type. you need a little spanking now and then for being bad.Now and then?
A few times a day is almost enough to keep me in line.
Almost. ;)

I checked it out, of course. I know your type. you need a little spanking now and then for being bad.

Spankings??? Where do I sign up? Oh wait... how big is your hand?

Spankings??? Where do I sign up? Oh wait... how big is your hand?
Big enough to do the job, but not so big that you won't slip back into your naughty, naughty habits, and need it again.

Big enough to do the job, but not so big that you won't slip back into your naughty, naughty habits, and need it again.I think you have just defined "perfect hand size".

The average for men, if I'm not mistaken, is 6.2, and 1.75 inches around. The largest penis was only 13 inches! So, it's not like everyone is that well-endowed.

some oen call the various parents groups, we are headed towards insinuation and overtones in this thread fast

I think you have just defined "perfect hand size".

I was always told that I have a knack for telling people what they want to hear, getting the point across, and making them come back for more.

I was always told that I have a knack for telling people what they want to hear, getting the point across, and making them come back for more.

Maybe you should run for WORLD LEADER. ;)

Maybe you should run for president. ;)

I don't know. All that power could go right to my head. I think I'm happier changing the world one lady at a time.

Besides, I don't think Canadians get to ride the White House.

I don't know. All that power could go right to my head. I think I'm happier changing the world one lady at a time.

Besides, I don't think Canadians get to ride the White House.

Admittedly, that was rather narrowistic of me. I should have said "world leader". Maybe I should have started a thread about the importance of brain size. :p

I don't know. All that power could go right to my head. I think I'm happier changing the world one lady at a time.

Besides, I don't think Canadians get to ride the White House.You're a Canadian?
Shhhhhhh!!!!
Don't tell them.

You're a Canadian?
Shhhhhhh!!!!
Don't tell them.

i could never hide it for too long. Maple syrup stains on interns' dresses, getting the Bare Naked Ladies to perform the national anthem... No, it would burst out sooner or later. Being Canadian is just so...big.

*gasp* inuendo! i shall call the cpp&c (concerned parents against parenting and for censorship)

Ihatevacations']*gasp* inuendo! i shall call the cpp&c (concerned parents against parenting and for censorship)

Heeeeyyy... I finally came up with a thread that resulted in mild interest from the thoroughly bored. I protest the censorship of my sensationally sensuous census!! :eek:

i could never hide it for too long. Maple syrup stains on interns' dresses, getting the Bare Naked Ladies to perform the national anthem... No, it would burst out sooner or later. Being Canadian is just so...big.But you'd already be the Prez... It'd be too late!
>cue evil laughter<

But you'd already be the Prez... It'd be too late!
>cue evil laughter<

Well, we'll see what happens. For now though, I'd be content as Minister of Discipline.

Heeeeyyy... I finally came up with a thread that resulted in mild interest from the thoroughly bored. I protest the censorship of my sensationally sensuous census!! :eek:

Yeah, dn't censor her shensha...senshassasu...don't knock over her funky thread.

The average for men, if I'm not mistaken, is 6.2, and 1.75 inches around. The largest penis was only 13 inches! So, it's not like everyone is that well-endowed.

1.75 inches around is somewhat smaller than the actual average, surely?

Not that I'd know, I'm above average by a very rare distance judging by those figures.

Pity I've never used it in anger*, so to speak...



*I think I mean the opposite there!