Osama update...
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 16:48
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) It is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.
;)
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) It is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.
;)
Now, now. The Texas Air National Guard did many great things and it's very difficult to get into that presitigious organization. For instance: did you know that a Vietnamese attack on Houstan was beaten back by the Air National Guard?
Did you know: Our Great Father, Patron, Benefactor and President Bush led the glorious counterattack against the Communist scum in Houston?
Did you know: Our Great Father, Patron, Benefactor and President Bush won a prestigious military award for least cavities on base?
Megaloria
22-07-2005, 16:52
Burn
Drunk commies deleted
22-07-2005, 16:54
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) It is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.
;)
Tell the one about Cheney's acute angina.
Dragons Bay
22-07-2005, 16:55
I don't believe it! You American taxpayers pour millions of dollars into "studies" like these that even 3-year-old kids can come up with!
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 16:59
methinks it was a joke people! :D
(I stole it from my husband's journal anyway) ..
Drunk commies deleted
22-07-2005, 17:01
Ok, I'll tell the angina one.
The president was holding a meeting with his cabinet. Cheny was absent and the president asked why. Condi Rice said "He has acute angina". The president responded "That's just silly. Men don't have anginas."
Sumamba Buwhan
22-07-2005, 17:04
lol good one Steph!
Dragons Bay
22-07-2005, 17:14
methinks it was a joke people! :D
(I stole it from my husband's journal anyway) ..
I knew that from the start. Really!
Neo Rogolia
22-07-2005, 17:19
I'm in way too good of a mood to get involved, so I'm staying away from this for now :D
Oh, from that description I thought he went to Vegas.
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 17:32
Oh, from that description I thought he went to Vegas.
Which one? Bush or Bin Laden? :D
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 17:33
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) It is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.
;)
He Joined N-Sync?
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 17:51
LOL!!!
Haha, yeah Osama joined a "boy band"
Osama & The Jihads! They've done a remake of the classic "If I had a Rocket Launcher" LOL. :)
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 17:53
Haha, yeah Osama joined a "boy band"
Osama & The Jihads! They've done a remake of the classic "If I had a Rocket Launcher" LOL. :)
lol.... snigger...snigger
Botswombata
22-07-2005, 18:22
lol.... snigger...snigger
He's workinf as a stunt double for Rowan Atkinson!
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/356-bin13.html
Now, now. The Texas Air National Guard did many great things and it's very difficult to get into that presitigious organization. For instance: did you know that a Vietnamese attack on Houstan was beaten back by the Air National Guard?
Did you know: Our Great Father, Patron, Benefactor and President Bush led the glorious counterattack against the Communist scum in Houston?
Did you know: Our Great Father, Patron, Benefactor and President Bush won a prestigious military award for least cavities on base?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 18:32
He's workinf as a stunt double for Rowan Atkinson!
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/356-bin13.html
Oh my god.... I making that my desktop.... how did find that...
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 18:55
Wait I just realised this was a serious topic about Osama Bin Laden... Until it turned into one big joke... How can something like this happen when talking about someone like Osama...
Comments?
Celtlund
22-07-2005, 18:59
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where:
1) It is easy to get in if you have the money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.
;)
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing and/or anti-military thread.
Wait I just realised this was a serious topic about Osama Bin Laden... Until it turned into one big joke... How can something like this happen when talking about someone like Osama...Because you are wrong when you state that this was a serious topic about Osama. The first post was posted as a joke.
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 19:09
Because you are wrong when you state that this was a serious topic about Osama. The first post was posted as a joke.
Ah... well... I don't feel too bad about the N-Sync joke anymore...
[NS]Ihatevacations
22-07-2005, 19:14
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing and/or anti-military thread.
get a grip, its a joke.
Anarchy 2005
22-07-2005, 19:17
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing and/or anti-military thread.
Yeah, ease up a bit... don't be a fan-dan
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 19:20
He's workinf as a stunt double for Rowan Atkinson!
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/356-bin13.html
*Giggles* :p
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 19:20
:upyours: Just what we need, another Bush bashing and/or anti-military thread.
It's a freaking joke, grow a sense of humour, sheesh! :rolleyes:
Botswombata
22-07-2005, 19:23
Oh my god.... I making that my desktop.... how did find that...
The Prof for my communications class used it as part of his lecture. I just found it too appropriate for the topic at hand.
Celtlund
22-07-2005, 19:41
It's a freaking joke, grow a sense of humour, sheesh! :rolleyes:
My sence of humor went south today. Foot hurts and I'm in a bitchy mood. :(
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 19:44
My sence of humor went south today. Foot hurts and I'm in a bitchy mood. :(
Sorry about your foot. However it really was just a joke. I don't really believe Osama is hiding in the Texas Air National Guard. ;)
Celtlund
22-07-2005, 19:52
Sorry about your foot. However it really was just a joke. I don't really believe Osama is hiding in the Texas Air National Guard. ;)
Ok, so how long to I have to sit in the corner to repent? :(
Stephistan
22-07-2005, 19:56
Ok, so how long to I have to sit in the corner to repent? :(
Nah, it's kewl. Misunderstandings happen. Time served! :)