NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?

1 Better than yesterday
2:9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
3:Blue Boxers
4:No
5:Yes?
7:No
8:Cockroaches
9:Your Mom
10:No Australia
11:Yes
12:No
13:Sleep with a Relativeer no cause that mean id do it for money erprostitute
14:1:00AM
15:The mouse goes in the House
16:Liechienstien or Romania?
17:yes
18:Your Sole
19:No
20:Good
21:What Gender's computer?

1. How are you today? Not too good
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 1234567890
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) N/A
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Who?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Have done
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Negative
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Lettice
9. What do frogbulls eat? small rodents
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? perhaps an evil root?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Nope, I know where they have been!
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes, but I would not use the word skinny and me in the same sentence.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Cheer for Collingwood
14. What time is it? WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY past my bed time
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? None of my business pal!
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Yep (I'd like to see you prove otherwise).
17. Are mullets cool? Dear God no!
18. Have you ever stolen anything? No officer.
19. ...from your parents? nope
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? In cheese cake, gooooooood
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan (Name the movie)
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? My wife (S**T I'm a suck)
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
NONE, although there was a cute one in the babe thread, tee shirt - no bra!

1. Tired
2. No idea
3. None yet
4. No
5. No
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. No
8. Bugs
9. Grass
10. No
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. Cut my arm off
14. 9:11
15. What kind of sex pervert question is that?
16. Does such a place exist?
17. No
18. Yes
19. No. That's not cool.
20. Good
21. Does it have access to alcohol?
22. Jessica Jaymes
22 (mk2). I don't really know any...

Your a bastard for changing the Questions and adding more!
3:yes i could watch it non stop for a while
22:Jessica Alba
22 (mk2):TInk

1. My pants are too tight
2. 3 metres
3. Pubes
4. Ya sure, i love russian cartoons
5. Yes.
6. Only the one, but i choked to death on it
7. Not at all
8. Other bullfrogs
9. Other frogbulls
10. No, i am
11. I just ate one there
12. Is that when you dip super models into your tea before eating them?
13. Support Chelsea
14. Thursday
15. Somewhere away from me
16. Sure, i live there
17. Only on cats
18. Your heart
19. Their car
20. Bad
21. Because every american has a bit of oirish in them
22. Cameron Diaz
22 The Holy Chocolates

16:Liechienstien or Romania?

Neither.

21:What Gender's computer?

It's a neuter.


15. What kind of sex pervert question is that?

A random one.

16. Does such a place exist?

Yes.

21. Does it have access to alcohol?

Yes.

1. How are you today?
Better than you, anyway...

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
Fifteen billion, two hundred and six million, four hundred thousand

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
Underwear? What's that?

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
No

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
No

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
Yes

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
No, serves 'em right!

8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Whatever you feed them

9. What do frogbulls eat?
Too much

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No, you are

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
I don't have any toes

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Of course

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
Give up NationStates

14. What time is it?
It depends on your reality

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
<text deleted>

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
Yes

17. Are mullets cool?
No

18. Have you ever stolen anything?
$10,000,000,000 and the lives of 3000 people

19. ...from your parents?
A dime

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Good

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
Because you set the default voice to "Paddy"

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
There is currently no evidence to answer the above question

22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Wha?

1. How are you today? COLD.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? *Doesn't Care*
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) If "clear" were a color...
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Depends.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? See above
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes, damnit!
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Seriously? That's... Interesting, I guess.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Is this relevant?
9. What do frogbulls eat? ...
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No!
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? I'd really have to ask them first...
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? It involves a horse and an exhaust pipe. I'll go no further than that.
14. What time is it? 8:17 AM
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? The pencil sharpener, of course!
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Qwah?
17. Are mullets cool? To a point...
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes... Once.
19. ...from your parents? Nah.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Damn good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Maybe it's confused?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Hmm...
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? See above

1. How are you today? I'm annoyed with my pc, because it crashes every eight hours, and I hate playing KotOR II, because the game was never finished properly.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? I'm assuming you've looked this up? I don't know, and I don't care.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Black boxers.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? I would, if I actually had any.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I used to watch pokemon. I regret it.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Not a whole one.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No, because you wouldn't eat paint anyway. If it gets the right colour then that's alright with me.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies?
9. What do frogbulls eat? Is that actually a real animal?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, but there would be a lot more evil in the world without it, due to sexual frustration.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No. I have a morbid fear of dismemberment.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? No.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Commit suicide.
14. What time is it? 14:21
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Up your nose.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? You made that up.
17. Are mullets cool? We are Borg. Hair is irrelevant.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? No.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? I don't like it.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Because Bill Gates says so.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? This girl that I know and you don't.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? After looking through the pictures, Asylum Nova.

22. Whats a harem?
22 Seriously, what is it?

It's a personal collection of mistresses (Or men, I guess *shrugs*). Formerly popular in oriental countries.

American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan (Name the movie)

Ahhh, Armageddon, how we love you.

Er i steal Souls not Soles...

i am aware of Computers gender issues...

1.Tired
2. It varies with the orbit, and size of paperclip
3. Grey boxers
4. Yes
5. Hell yeah
6. Yes
7. Not really
8. Inects and small animals
9. Nothing
10. Absolutely not
11. Yes
12. No
13. Man on man lovin
14. 11.24PM
15. In your pants, preferrably
16. No, I suck at Geography in general
17. Definitely
18. Yes
19. No
20. Not just good, great
21. There's a leprechaun inside
22. Angelina Jolie
23. None - the only femlaes I've seen pics of are all jailbait

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today? Meh, fine
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Several
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Blue
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? no
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? no
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? errrr maybe
8. What do bullfrogs eat? children
9. What do frogbulls eat? eachother
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? heheheheh.. you said 'root'
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No..
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Of course :D
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? nothing
14. What time is it? 1:27am
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Any hole's a goal.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? no.
17. Are mullets cool? hell no
18. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
19. ...from your parents? yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? meh
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? To confuse your strange aussie mind?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Your girlfriend
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Saying Tink here is soooo cliche...

1. Good.
2. X.
3. red.
4. How much money will you give me?
5. Depends.
6. Yes.
7. Cyanide is fun.
8. Johnson Farms Ltd Old Fashioned Corn.
9. Johnson Farms Ltd Old Fashioned Combine Harvesters.
10. No.
11. No.
12. Too cold.
13. Anything I consider to be worth less than a billion dollars.
14. The goverment stole my clocks. Something about illegal timepieces.
15. In the meat grinder. Then turn the handle.
16. Yes, there it is.
17. Undoubtedly.
18. No.
19. No.
20. Yay! Cheese!
21. It's a conspiracy! Run and hide!
22. It got closed down due to overspending. Ah, the good old days.
22. Overspending. It was shut down.

Ahhh, Armageddon, how we love you.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

1. Not too bad, on the whole
2. If somebody somewhere has actually figured this out, I fear for the world... I'll just say "a whole bunch"
3. White
4. Nah
5. Nah again, just not my thing
6. All the time!
7. Hilariously ironic in a twisted way
8. Mealworms!
9. Wormmeals!
10. No - I don't consider it evil, and there are plenty of things worse.
11. Why do you think I have only nine?
12. Yep!
13. Nothing comes to mind... I'll do anything, really.
14. 6:33 AM
15. Hopefully somewhere safe.
16. No... I blame the American education system! And Clinton, for some reason not yet clear to me.
17. Hell yeah!
18. Yep.
19. Ack, no.
20. Insanely good.
21. Enough digital vodka will do that to anybody.
22. Topher Grace or Jennifer Aniston, I can't decide.

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Any hole's a goal.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Your girlfriend
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Saying Tink here is soooo cliche...15-yeah
22-fine i now say Mon Qui Pim's GF

22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? After looking through the pictures, Asylum Nova.


Would pay good money to see photo.

I didn't say who I would pay but the offer is there.

http://tinypic.com/b93q9

I chose the first picture I found even remotely attractive.

http://tinypic.com/b93q9

I chose the first picture I found even remotely attractive.

Me thinks a quick trip to jail if you go there!

1. How are you today? A little tired, I have to head to work in a bit, but otherwise I'm great :)!
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? A lot....to much for me to worry about this morning.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Pink/red VS "Pink" boyshorts, a favourite of mine.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Nopers
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I'm not a big fan of anime....
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? I sure have! Quite yummy!
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Its also a band name apparently, heh....
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Bugs, and they're sooo loud at night during the summer
9. What do frogbulls eat? Small children
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Peoples gotsta work! :)
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Hmmmmmmmm.............not a thought you want to be thinking about first thing in the morning
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? I have, many times.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? I would have to have more time to think about this one....
14. What time is it? 8:32 am
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Ummmm.....find some pretty brunette?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? *pinpoints*
17. Are mullets cool? Ehhh.....I'm not a fan, I find them kind of....icky
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes, =(. In primary school, I stole a Koala Bear Counter from math class....I gave it back though.
19. ...from your parents? Nope.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? On bagels, yummm.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Its just messing with ya :)
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You of course! Yes, you!
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? I dunno, do I have to pick just one :D

1. How are you today?

- I'm ok...

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?

- Why don't you just ask me to fill in a bloody tax return!

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)

- black

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?

- the question should be, how much...

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?

- I don't know, never heard of it. Would you ever watch Ayashi no Ceres?

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?

- quite yummy

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?

- Why should I?

8. What do bullfrogs eat?

- I am not a scientist; ask someone else!

9. What do frogbulls eat?

- didn't I already answer this?

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?

- no, religion is!

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?

- it depends on how clean they were

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?

- not yet, though I've contemplated it.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?

- become a born again Christian

14. What time is it?

- 9:44:02

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?

- I don't know, you tell me

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?

- What the...?

17. Are mullets cool?

- They are so last year

18. Have you ever stolen anything?

- sure I have!

19. ...from your parents?

- do stepparents count?

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?

- it depends on what flavour. Plain is just nasty! I prefer herb & garlic.

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?

- 'cause it immigrated!

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?

- well...hmn... I'd probably pick a couple of friends of mine *meow* the two I can't have.

22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?

- Uh...moving on...

I want to scuttle a thread I created, how would one go about it?

1. How are you today?
Fine, although a bit tired.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
Paperclips can vary in size, so assuming a 2.5 cm paperclip, roughly 15,376,120,000 paperclips.

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
Dark blue.

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
I've already watched a few. :P

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
Since that sentence makes no sense, I'm going to assume you meant non-stop. In that case, I've already done so.

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
No.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
No.

8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Don't know.

9. What do frogbulls eat?
know Don't

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No.

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
No. It's not like it would help anyways.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
No.

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
Give up my cable modem.

14. What time is it?
8:50 AM

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
In the paper shredder.

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
Nope.

17. Are mullets cool?
Only when they're dead.

18. Have you ever stolen anything?
No.

19. ...from your parents?
No.

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Very good.

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
Because you changed it's voice.

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
Not sure.

22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
o_O;

I want to scuttle a thread I created, how would one go about it?
Ask the French they are good at that!-Bastards :mad:

Ask the French they are good at that!-Bastards :mad:

I SAID THREAD! NOT ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP FLAGSHIP!

I SAID THREAD! NOT ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP FLAGSHIP!
PO-TAY-TO

1. How are you today?
I'm great!
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
I have no idea.
3. What colour underwear have you got on?
Light Blue
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
Is that like a porn anime or something?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
Nope
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
Yup
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
What?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Flies, maybe?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
Haha, I dunno.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No, that would be money.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
No, but then again, I've never been in that situation. I'd probably try to find a different form of food cuz if I ate one of my own toes I would just die of blood poisoning or gangrene. lol.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Yup.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
If I would never do it, then 1 billion dollars is not gonna change that.
14. What time is it?
9:49 a.m.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
I don't know where YOU put Mr. Pee Pee but I can guess.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
No way.
17. Are mullets cool?
It depends.
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes
19. ...from your parents?
Yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
Your computer talks?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
See as I'm a straight female, I don't think this question really applies to me.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Ditto
:p

PO-TAY-TO

*MUTTERS TO HIMSELF*

*MUTTERS TO HIMSELF*
Let it slowly fade away or go to moderation and say please delete this and add the page address. ;)

1) I'm, good, tired, but good...
2) A very big number
3) Probably white, I wasn't paying much attention
4) Nope
5) Nope
6) Loads, I love baguettes. I have a major problem with the bread here in the US, it's got *CORN SYRUP* in it! It tastes horrible. I only eat baguettes now...
7) Not really...
8) Frogbulls
9) Bullfrogs
10) No, it's natural selection. Dumb ugly guy desperate for sex can only find it from a cheap, disease ridden prostitute, both die, leaving more space for less ugly, more intelligent people...
11) Probably not, I'd have to be somewhere very unsanitary to be on the verge of starvation, and then they'd start to smell
12) Not yet, but I plan to give it a try sometime
13) I don't know, most of my prices are much lower, or not willing to sell
14) 10:03:58am, 10:03:59am, 10:04:00am...
15) In your pants, no one wants to see a hermaphrodite naked
16) Baluwha?
17) Mullets are THE most embarrassing of all fashion faux pas ever
18) Yes
19) No, from my sister!
20) It depends on when, where and how you use it
21) The manufacturer/technician was an Irish lad working on an expired visa. He was going to be jailed and deported, so he decided to screw up as many computers he could get his hands on before they got him, by installing dodgy software that would have the dumber 9/10ths of the American population scratching their heads and wondering what the flashing word 'Wanker' on their desktops meant
22) Sean Penn, he's proven himself in combat
22) (mk 2) Sinahue, she's cool, and kicks ass!

1. How are you today?Relatively fine.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?Something else.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)Dark grey.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?Yes. I usually do 2-5 in the morning while grinning maniacally.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?In case you mean non-stop, yes, if it was intresting. Othrewise, I have no idea.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?Can't remember.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?No. You will have to explain the irony first, in this case.
8. What do bullfrogs eat?Heroes that walk into dungeon keepers' dungeons, or chickens if the former cannot be found.
9. What do frogbulls eat?Bulls that eat frogs that eat bullfrogs.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?No, prostitution is holy, damnit! HOLY! *hysterical giggle*
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?No. It would be pretty pointless. If I had to in order to survive, I would possibly eat something that would actually be worth eating, unless I was depressed at the moment.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?I have not heard that word before, and therefore have no idea what it means.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?Marry someone.
14. What time is it?16:44 at the time of writing this. See just above the text of the post for time of posting. (ignore the hours)
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?Into a cactus, perhaps?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?No.
17. Are mullets cool?No.
18. Have you ever stolen anything?Yes.
19. ...from your parents?Yes.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?Yuck.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?So that you can ask yet another of those questions.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?No idea. I have yet to meet any candidates good enough.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?I cannot decide.

Hello. Please fill out this questionnaire in the interests of amusing me.

1. How are you today?*sniffle* Sick.

2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?Oh, approximately 1.505 x 10^10 paperclips, assuming paperclips are one inch in length...

3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)Underwear? :p

4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?I am right now! :D

5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?I prefer watching it half-stop, but sure, why not?

6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?Too French.

7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?Only if it's ferrous cyanide...

8. What do bullfrogs eat?Anything that they can fit in their mouths. Including other bullfrogs.

9. What do frogbulls eat?Um... nothing that they can fit in their mouths?

10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?No, morality is. :D

11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?Not much meat on those... I guess they'd be like really small Buffalo wings.

12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?Butt of course! :D

13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?Spend a billion dollars. ;)

14. What time is it?12:10 pm, EDT (approx).

15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?Anyplace it feels nice, of course!

16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?I have a hard enough time finding my own bedroom in a three-bedroom apartment, thanks.

17. Are mullets cool?Uncomfortably warm, actually. All that hair down the back of the neck...

18. Have you ever stolen anything?Yup! Er... wait, do souls count?

19. ...from your parents?Hell no... they know where I sleep!

20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?Mmm, good. And spreadable! :D

21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?You purchased it at a police auction? (ooo, bad joke, I know)

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?Hmmm... tough call!

22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?Sinuhue? :D

You purchased it at a police auction? (ooo, bad joke, I know)


HEY!!!! :(

1. How are you today? Well, fine, thank you.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? You pile 'em up, I count 'em then.
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Uh, red.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Yes.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?No.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Er, no.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Everything that isn't larger than themselves.
9. What do frogbulls eat? 'shrooms.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Only those fathered by Satan.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? No, but I'd eat yours.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Of course!
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Employ an assassin.
14. What time is it? 20:48.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Into the cootie box. Or anything where tis fun.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Only when high.
17. Are mullets cool? Fuck no.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Do the police watch this
19. ...from your parents? No that I'd remember.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Good.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? 'cause Jesus doesn't love you.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? There isn't enough space to write this down here.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Can't we just drink a cup of coffee?

1. How are you today? Better
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? A lot!
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Blue and gray
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Don't think so
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Nah...
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Duh.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? It was the only one they could produce themselves, so hey, why not? (mustn't diss my ancestors!)
8. What do bullfrogs eat? flies
9. What do frogbulls eat? nothing, that's why they died out
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Nah, pimps are
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Maybe...
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Not since I was very little
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Vote Republican
14. What time is it? 20:58 CET
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Where he belongs
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? Doesn't exist, unless its a region within a state
17. Are mullets cool? Course not
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Not lately
19. ...from your parents? yes, but they caught me, so not lately
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Very bad.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's an illegal immigrant
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? You wouldn't know her
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Tink. She says I'm "bloody cute"

1. How are you today? Fine, until about 15 minutes ago.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? We talking small paperclips, medium paperclips, large paperclips, or jumbo paperclips?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) [checks] blue boxers
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? No
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Probably not
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? No, should I?
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies, I think
9. What do frogbulls eat? Seilf?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? Nope, the love of money is. Apparently.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Probably not...there's more meat in the legs
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Nope
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Exactly a billion? Hmmm...maybe answer a questionnaire specifically for the amusement of someone else...(hint).
14. What time is it? Look at the time of the post...
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? Wherever you want, just keep him away from me!
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? A map of what?
17. Are mullets cool? The fish or the haircut?
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? Yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Bad
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It's probably an immigrant, like most Americans.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? I hope she doesn't use this forum...my friend Cally.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Unless the above mentioned person plays NS, Tink. Though she's left. Damn! Erm...I don't really know many other NSers...so, female NSers, introduce yourself to me. Please include a CV, and a covering letter, explaining why you think you'd be a welcome addition to my harem.
Kanabia, I hope you're amused.

1. How are you today? I'm ok
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? too fucking long
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) black
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? no
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? no
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? yes
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? not at all
8. What do bullfrogs eat? dont know
9. What do frogbulls eat? dont know
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? no, free will is
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? yeah
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? no
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? have something up my arse.
14. What time is it? 9:05am
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? in the bowl bowl
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? no
17. Are mullets cool? in the 80's and 90's sure
18. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
19. ...from your parents? yes
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? bad
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? fucked if i know
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? my girlfriend
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? dont know

1. Stop the world, I wanna get off!
2. Darn it, my son has that book somewhere.
3. Purple
4. Sure.
5. ????
6. Why, yes.
7. ha ha ha ha
8. Bugs?
9. Frogcows?
10. Sure, blame the women.
11. You haven't seen my toes.
12. All the time... in my bathtub.
13. The list is too long.
14. 4:45pm
15. Are you a virgin?
16. It might take a while.
17. Nope
18. Yeah :(
19. Yeah :(
20. Love it.
21. Potato Famine?
22. Angelina Jolie
22(mk2). I don't really know any.

22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
See as I'm a straight female, I don't think this question really applies to me.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
Ditto
:p
Go on, we'll let you have a male harem! :p

22. Angelina Jolie
Sorry, she's already in mine (see my response on page 1) :p

...but I'm willing to trade if you can get me Liv Tyler, Carmen Electra AND Kate Beckinsale...:D

Sorry, she's already in mine (see my response on page 1) :p

...but I'm willing to trade if you can get me Liv Tyler, Carmen Electra AND Kate Beckinsale...:D

Is it possible to share? Like you could have her four days out of the week and I could have Angelina for three? There really is no substitute for her. Plus, being a woman myself, I think it's exceptional that I chose her to be in my harem... well, not really... but still... please?

Is it possible to share? Like you could have her four days out of the week and I could have Angelina for three? There really is no substitute for her. Plus, being a woman myself, I think it's exceptional that I chose her to be in my harem... well, not really... but still... please?
OK, you being a woman and all, tis acceptable! :)

1. How are you today? A bit hungover, late night beers watching The Ashes will do that to you.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? Is that a philosophical question?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) Boxers, navy blue in colour.
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Don't know what it is.
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? I've watched some; Akira, Neon Genesis, a few others I can't remember off the top of my head.
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? Yep.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Choice! :)
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Whatever they can?
9. What do frogbulls eat? Nothing.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? I've heard that it's Coca Cola.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? If I was going to go to that extreme, I'd want something that'd sustain me for longer than a toe.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Numerous times.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Barrack for Carlton.
14. What time is it? 11:37, Saturday morning, 23/07/05.
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? I don't know you that well, so I really couldn't say.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? No. Is that due to my lack of knowledge, or because it doesn't exist?
17. Are mullets cool? Sweet as, choice bro.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
19. ...from your parents? No.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? Don't really have an opinion either way.
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? Because you're suffering from a lack of sleep.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Brooke Satchwell.
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Kanabia?

OK, you being a woman and all, tis acceptable! :)

Yay me! Now, this is the plan... I need rope... duct tape... where does Angelina live now?

1. How are you today?
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
9. What do frogbulls eat?
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
14. What time is it?
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
17. Are mullets cool?
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
19. ...from your parents?
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem?
1. Fine.
2. Using very rough estimates, at least 1,056,000,000,000. Edit: Assuming 25 million mile distance, and 1.5 inch paper clips.
3. White
4. If I was very bored, and in the mood for making fun of it.
5. Sure.
6. Probably
7. No
8. Various small, mainly terrestrial animals
9. Nothing. They don't exist.
10. No
11. Yes
12. No
13. Say that the New York Yankees aren't pure evil.
14. 9:54 P.M. EST at the typing of this entry
15. Where you want, assuming consent in obtained. Inanimate objects do not require consent.
16. I can find the general area.
17. No
18. No
19. No
20. Don't care for it.
21. I don't know.
22. I don't desire a harem.
22. (mk 2) See above.

1. How are you today? In an absolutely METAL MOOD!
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? 9.749278x10^6749
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) White briefs
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? Yes
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? Yes
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? FUCK NO!!!11!!11ONE!!ONEONEONE
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? Actually, I find it fitting.
8. What do bullfrogs eat? Flies.
9. What do frogbulls eat? Hay.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? No, but it should be legalized, if only so I can sue them for extortion for charging 70$ for fucking HANDJOBS.
Kudos to maddox^
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? Maybe, if it was a spacegoing escape pod with absolutely nothing else to eat.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? Yes.
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? Watch gay porn.
14. What time is it? 10:00
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? In Mrs. Hoo-hah.
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? ....?
17. Are mullets cool? YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! that means yes
18. Have you ever stolen anything? A pack of Marlboros.
19. ...from your parents? Two hundred dollars.
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? DOUBLEPLUSGOOD
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? It was made by O'Microsoft's, STUPID.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Denise Richards.

1. How are you today?
Good but in pain.
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths?
With doughnuts anything is possible
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any)
Invisible
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime?
If sufficiently intoxicated
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop?
But of course
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette?
Yes, just the other day actually.
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide?
No. I mix Prussian Blue Blue patina as part of my job (sculptural restoration) And Prussians are weird anyways. (they're just Germans with their brains knocked out)
8. What do bullfrogs eat?
Stuff. Mostly reconstituted egg whites and powdered potato mix. But damn near anything else.
9. What do frogbulls eat?
You!
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil?
No. Clearly that would be Salad.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes?
No, it would be a zero gain situation.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping?
Yes!
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars?
Eat shit.
14. What time is it?
(everybody needs a) 3:03
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee?
In Ms. Peepee (or Ms. Poohpooh, depending on the girl)
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map?
Yes, its right next to Ahfuk'Iamlostagainistan
17. Are mullets cool?
Only if you're trailer trash
18. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.
19. ...from your parents?
Yes. Their sanity
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad?
Good!
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent?
You drink to much whisky.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem?Every girl I've lusted over.

1. How are you today? tired...overworked....and my assistand manager just got fired, so I'm about to be promoted, and it'll get worse
2. What is the distance to the moon measured in paperclip lengths? about this long
3. What colour underwear have you got on? (if any) pink undies from American Eagle that say "Less talk, more makeout" on the bum
4. Would you ever watch a hentai anime? no....
5. Would you ever watch anime full-stop? ....what?
6. Have you ever eaten a baguette? not a whole baguette. Wait, baguette like bread, or baguette like.....gem cut?
7. Do you find it ironic that the pigment "Prussian blue" contains cyanide? why no, not spectacularly ironic
8. What do bullfrogs eat? their restraints. Or at least, mine did.
9. What do frogbulls eat? their restraints.
10. Is prostitution the root of all evil? no, it's a living, don't knock it till you've tried it.
11. If you were on the verge of starvation, would you eat one of your own toes? nope; it's red meat, I can't eat red meat.
12. Have you ever been skinnydipping? ayup
13. What would you never do, unless you were paid a billion dollars? uhhhhm, camp out long-term in some catacombs. Catacombs scare the hell out of me.
14. What time is it? 23.04
15. Where do I put Mr. Pee Pee? far away from me, freak
16. Can you pinpoint Baluchistan on a map? can YOU?!
17. Are mullets cool? in some eyes, I'm sure. I have a picture of Kansas City's most vicious mullet on my cork board.
18. Have you ever stolen anything? I was young, and ah, what the hell...the statute of limitations is far passed
19. ...from your parents? no
20. Cream cheese. Good or bad? pure evil
21. If my computer's American, why does it have an Irish accent? because it's the embodiment of sex. And if Sex were a person, Sex would be Irish.
22. Who, out of absolutely anyone, would you have in your harem? Cillian Murphy. And on that note, my boyfriend as well. 'Cause he's got Cillian's lips anyway. And also because I'm pretty much obligated to throw my boyfriend in the mix, aren't I?
22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Uhhhhm....that's nappy.

Mwahahaha. Consider me amused :D


22 (mk2). Which NSer would you have in your harem? Kanabia?

That answer is what I was looking for. You win this thread. But I politely decline the request :p