Man dies after having sex...with a HORSE!!!!
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 00:27
Man dies after sex with horse
19/07/2005 07:54 - (SA)
San Francisco - A man died of internal injuries from sex with a stallion at a ranch used by a bestiality ring, police in the northwestern United States state of Washington said on Monday.
The man suffered fatal trauma while being sodomised by a stallion at a stud farm that catered to men who wanted sex with animals, Enumclaw Police Commander Eric Sortland told AFP.
"From the medical examiner's office to the sheriff to the police detectives, we have never seen anything remotely close to what we have in the past two weeks," Sortland said.
The shocking events at the ranch were exposed after a man's body was dropped off at a hospital southeast of the city of Seattle on July 2 after his encounter with the horse.
"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out," Sortland said.
A cache of hundreds of hours of videotaped man-on-beast sex sessions was found hidden in a field, Sortland said.
The animals kept at the farm included ponies, horses, goats, sheep and dogs, according to the police commander.
Images of the flock of offerings on the bestial dude ranch were relayed over the internet and records indicate men had come from throughout the United States, according to police.
"Unfortunately, these people were very diligent in filming their activities," Sortland said of a viewing task detectives have found unpleasant.
Police were still reviewing the recordings to determine the range of activities, according to the commander.
Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state, no arrests have been made, according to police who nonetheless continued to investigate on Monday to determine whether any illegal activity had taken place at the ranch.
The case is being used by state legislators backing a bill that would make it illegal to have sex with beasts, Sortland said.
Source (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html)
El Caudillo, do you live for shock value?
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 00:30
....lol. Imagine needing to sign a release for that reads, "Warning, this establishment is not responsible for any trauma, fatal or nonfatal, that may be sustained during intercourse with any animal on the premises."
Phalanix
22-07-2005, 00:31
:eek: That is so wrong on so many levels...
I feel sorry for the police who have to review those tapes. Braver men than I.
Neo-Anarchists
22-07-2005, 00:33
Pics plz kthx.
Kidding. Or am I?
Satanic Debauchery
22-07-2005, 00:35
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Economic Associates
22-07-2005, 00:37
I feel sorry for the police who have to review those tapes. Braver men than I.
All they need to do is put some of those video tapes in video stores unmarked and bam a real live The Ring senario. :rolleyes:
Marrakech II
22-07-2005, 00:38
Just to give you more of that story. It is 30 miles from Seattle in a small town in the foothills of the mountains. This kind of crap has gone on there before. Evidently this person had a farm and would invite depraved people from all over, including outside of US to participate in animal sex. Now these people would pay this person money to stay at this farm. Its really a sick deal. Personally he got what he deserved. One less scum bag on Earth.
Renkotoa
22-07-2005, 00:39
There's a San Francisco in Washington?
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 00:40
Just to give you more of that story. It is 30 miles from Seattle in a small town in the foothills of the mountains. This kind of crap has gone on there before. Evidently this person had a farm and would invite depraved people from all over, including outside of US to participate in animal sex. Now these people would pay this person money to stay at this farm. Its really a sick deal. Personally he got what he deserved. One less scum bag on Earth.
Agreed.
There's a San Francisco in Washington?
Maybe there's more of one of these animal whorehouses? Dear god, the thought of it just chills me.
Did anyone else hear that Catherine the Great got killed while servants lowered a horse down onto her for sex? :D
Mister Moose
22-07-2005, 00:41
:eek: congratulations, you have scarred me worse then the time i walked in on my parents doing "things"
Gataway_Driver
22-07-2005, 00:42
Not the first time its happened
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 00:43
Maybe there's more of one of these animal whorehouses? Dear god, the thought of it just chills me.
Did anyone else hear that Catherine the Great got killed while servants lowered a horse down onto her for sex? :D
I almost forgot about that bit o' trivia.
I almost forgot about that bit o' trivia.
Aren't you glad I reminded you? I'd go greater into detail, but I don't want to be banned.
Mods can be so cruel
22-07-2005, 00:50
Aren't you glad I reminded you? I'd go greater into detail, but I don't want to be banned.
Do it! You won't get banned.
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 00:52
Please don't. I don't want this thread getting hijacked.
Did anyone else hear that Catherine the Great got killed while servants lowered a horse down onto her for sex? :D
That is most certainly not how Catherine the Great died. (http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherin.htm) Stop spreading such silly and untrue urban legends/myths, please.
Mister Moose
22-07-2005, 00:57
yea, youre right..... dont wanna get hijacked now, do ya?
Texpunditistan
22-07-2005, 01:00
Wow. Sex with a horse. That's pretty "progressive".
:p
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 01:01
That is most certainly not how Catherine the Great died. (http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherin.htm) Stop spreading such silly and untrue urban legends/myths, please.
I stand corrected.
That is most certainly not how Catherine the Great died. (http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherin.htm) Stop spreading such silly and untrue urban legends/myths, please.
I've known for a while it's false, here's where I got my info:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_109
Dear C.:
I knew if we waited around long enough someone was sure to ask this question, C., and I and the Straight Dope staff want to thank you for coming through for us. It's all very well explaining the theory of relativity and so on, but Catherine the Great and the horse is a story that truly comes from the heart.
The simple answer to your question is no, the rumor is not true. However, that won't stop us from repeating the rumor, to wit: that Catherine the Great, empress of Russia in the latter part of the 18th century, was crushed to death when attendants lost their grip on ropes supporting a horse that was being lowered on her for, ah, sexual purposes. This is without doubt the most outrageous story I heard during my entire college career, which is when you usually come across these historical tidbits.
The boring truth is this: Catherine the Great died of a stroke while sitting on the commode in the palace at St. Petersburg. Another less commonly circulated rumor has it that Catherine was so grossly fat (true in itself) that she broke the commode and died of blood loss from resultant injuries, but this is regarded as a fabrication also.
The story about Catherine's alleged yen for horses probably has its roots in the fact that she had an active and unusually public sex life. She had numerous lovers throughout her long reign, one of whom, Grigori Potemkin, procured young men for her after their own relationship cooled. The lucky stud would be "tested" by one of Catherine's ladies-in-waiting, and if he showed promise he would be appointed adjutant general, or something along those lines, and spend a couple soft years performing as required.
Catherine developed a colorful reputation among the courts of Europe on account of this system. She had lots of enemies, any of whom might have embellished on the already randy truth and come up with the horse story. There is some thought that Polish emigres might have invented it after her death to discredit her and the Russians in general, Poland having fared badly at the hands of Russian armies during her reign.
--CECIL ADAMS
What's wrong with urban myths? They're fun stories, and quite entertaining.
Earths Orbit
22-07-2005, 01:02
Nothing wrong with bestiality. As long as all participants are knowing and willing.
Now we just need to make the animals take IQ tests to verify that they have the intellectual capacity to make their own sexual choices when engaging with humans.
:)
I feel sorry for the police who have to review those tapes. Braver men than I.
I feel bad for the poor animals
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 01:12
I feel bad for the poor animals
Same here. Bestialty should be punishable by death.
Neo Kervoskia
22-07-2005, 01:20
You have to be fucking kidding me... :eek:
What's wrong with urban myths?
Some people obviously think they're true.
Megaloria
22-07-2005, 01:23
Same here. Bestialty should be punishable by death.
If this case can be cited for evidence, I'd say that nature's just sorted that out for us.
Another candidate for the Darwins.
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Damn you... I was enjoying my day too, that just went and ruined it...
:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
Some people obviously think they're true.
I can make the same arguement for religion, doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed or tolerated. :p
As for the death-sentence thing, I don't think that it should necessarily go that far. After all, wasn't it the animal that penetrated the guy, and not the other way around? As disgusting as this is, I wouldn't necessarily say "poor animal."
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 01:28
I can make the same arguement for religion, doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed or tolerated. :p
As for the death-sentence thing, I don't think that it should necessarily go that far. After all, wasn't it the animal that penetrated the guy, and not the other way around? As disgusting as this is, I wouldn't necessarily say "poor animal."
But animals are dumb, they don't know better. And how do we know some sick fuck didn't train the animal to have sex with humans?
But animals are dumb, they don't know better. And how do we know some sick fuck didn't train the animal to have sex with humans?
We don't, and even if they did, it wouldn't qualify as an "oh, what a poor animal" scenario, in my opinion. If the man sodomized the HORSE on the other hand, THAT would be an "oh, what a poor animal" scenario.
We don't, and even if they did, it wouldn't qualify as an "oh, what a poor animal" scenario, in my opinion. If the man sodomized the HORSE on the other hand, THAT would be an "oh, what a poor animal" scenario.
Have you seen the size of a horse's anus and/or vagina (I wish I hadn't!)? I seriously doubt any damage would be inflicted by a human penis.
[NS]Bluestrips2
22-07-2005, 01:34
LOooooooooooooooooooooL :D :eek:
I can't believe some people these days this is bloody disgusting ..
Neeeeigh Chance would I watch the videos.
Imagine his funeral read out LOL
"His love for horse was obvious" (sorry funerals arent funny )
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 01:35
Have you seen the size of a horse's anus and/or vagina (I wish I hadn't!)? I seriously doubt any damage would be inflicted by a human penis.
Internal bruising would still be possible, I'd think, but tearing due to stretching..Not so much.
El Caudillo
22-07-2005, 01:40
Bluestrips2']"His love for horse was obvious" (sorry funerals arent funny )
ROFLMAO!!!!! :D
Kibolonia
22-07-2005, 01:47
Nothing wrong with bestiality. As long as all participants are knowing and willing.
Now we just need to make the animals take IQ tests to verify that they have the intellectual capacity to make their own sexual choices when engaging with humans.
:)
That's what's so awesome. Seattle is a more or less progressive city surrounded by soccer moms who are pretty puritanical in their own right, which are in turn surrounded by an assortment of hillbillies. So this kind of thing does happen in washington, no law against beastiality. There was an incident with a frat at the University of Washington, where they got a bunch of sheep told the pledges do the sheep or you're out. In a final act of cruelty the pledges who did the sheep weren't going to be accepted. But the police arrived and described the sheep as "overheated and agitated" so they could have some sort of legal basis to put an end to it. The frat, of course, was kicked out (I don't know if they've returned, but who would join if they did?)
But because their is no law against beastiality, the police have to watch everything to scrape together some evidence of some crime to charge them with. It's hysterical. It's only made more awesome by the puritanical restrictions faced by strip clubs, and on alcohol. It's perfectly legal in washtington to get drunk and get reamed by a horse, but titties and beer are strickly verboten. And it's always the people with barns and horses that are voting for such laws, and republicans in general. I'm not saying anything other than I find the correlation chuckle inducing.
I think there's also an ongoing case about some people are trying to get a guy out here kicked off of Public Access because the porn he shows is obscene by community standards (which include legalized beastiality).
Internal bruising would still be possible, I'd think, but tearing due to stretching..Not so much.
Possible, but unlikely. The human penis is pathetically small when compared to the equine one - if that one doesn't cause bruising, then I'd really like to see the human penis that does!
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 01:50
Possible, but unlikely. The human penis is pathetically small when compared to the equine one - if that one doesn't cause bruising, then I'd really like to see the human penis that does!
True, but humans can be a bit more violent than animals when copulating. Hence why it might be possible, imo, though rather unlikely.
Alright, let me lay it out for the people trying to play devil's advocate:
Beastiality is rape. It's taking advantage of a creature (as sentient as a child) and forcing them to do sexual acts. Whether they "seem" to enjoy it or not, whether they "seem" to notice it or not, whether they are on the penetrating or penetrated end, is entirely irrelevant: the definition of rape is quite clear, and it shouldn''t have boundaries within genders or species.
There's nothing "progressive" about it. Lauding beastiality as a step forward is either blatant trolling or stupidity on the part of the poster.
I'm quite honestly surprised that the guy was able to get sodomized by a horse.
Really, I'm trying to form a mental picture here and I'm not seeing how that would work.
You know what... I just posted that story on a different forum (badly derailed Gay Marriage thread) in response to this quote...
Bestiality:
None consensual action between an animal and a man. The animal has neither the mental facilities nor the possibility to decline.
To which I responded with...
You sure about that Sol? Clicky <--- (http://www.komotv.com/stories/38000.htm) http://www.cohguru.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_rock_3.gif
Sorry.
To which he responded...
Dammit, you made me snort Sprite all over my monitor, Mike.
Kroisistan
22-07-2005, 03:15
There is no current internet abbreviation for the amount of laughing that I am currently engaged in.
Jesus Christ! He was sodomized to DEATH by a HORSE. I can barely type that out... jesus mother-fucking christ almighty.
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So insanely sick and funny at the same time.
Just a thought - something unfortunate like this could explain the Goatsee man...
I'm so sorry to have given you all that mental picture. But it makes a very sick kind of sense.
Lacadaemon
22-07-2005, 03:18
Internal bruising would still be possible, I'd think, but tearing due to stretching..Not so much.
Nah, I used to watch that James Herriot show when I was a kid. He always had his arm up a cows arse, and the cow didn't even seem to notice. I doubt his man-tackle was anything near as big as that.
[NS]Bluestrips2
22-07-2005, 03:20
I just actually thought about the beasters who do this to animals - imagine the look on the animals face as its beasted in the corner - poor bloody thing LOL
Mesatecala
22-07-2005, 03:23
This is just so sick beyond belief... I can't even believe what i was reading..
Lord-General Drache
22-07-2005, 03:23
Nah, I used to watch that James Herriot show when I was a kid. He always had his arm up a cows arse, and the cow didn't even seem to notice. I doubt his man-tackle was anything near as big as that.
lol, I must've missed that show..what an interesting childhood you had. :P (Incidentally, I don't think I've seen you post in General for a while).
I hadn't really thought of that..Then again, cows are rather docile.
Origami Tigers
22-07-2005, 03:29
Yee-haw Mr. Ed! Save a cowboy, ride a horse!!! And by the way... ew. Seriously. Ew.
Eaglebird
22-07-2005, 04:07
Seen it... :rolleyes:
Katganistan
22-07-2005, 04:07
Oy... before this degenerates to the point where I have to take action...