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Your husband comes home at 12:35pm on 6/10/1885 with a serious look on his face. You're a person, and your motivation is to win. Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive. Your husband leaves a note saying he was having an affair, with the terrorist. What do you do? Oh, you're also the King of Bohemia.

You won't be making rational decisions at the time, so you'll immediately start dating Tom Cruise and nuke the church of scientology.

Do what anyone else in that situation would do, go on Jerry Springer.

You won't be making rational decisions at the time, so you'll immediately start dating Tom Cruise and nuke the church of scientology.
Nuking the Church of Scientology doesn't sound like a half-bad idea! :D

I would sell my story to the World Weekly News and make it into a movie of the week.

NUKESERZ EVERYONES!!!!11!111!!!!!111!!!

I'd tell myself that I never really liked the year 1885 and move on. >.< :headbang:

Roll a fattie, move on, shit happens.

i'd Eat my husband so he would forever be a part of me. then Laugh.

i'd Eat my husband so he would forever be a part of me. then Laugh.
Why do you think some women swallow? ( Damned lil cannibals! ) :D

Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive.
Hahaha, are we talking about a nuclear handgranate here?

Who cares about the terrorist, you'll both die of radiation anyway. I suggest turning lesbian and enjoying the time you have left.

I'd probably be too busy playing NationStates to notice. :D

I'd probably be too busy playing NationStates to notice. :D
Lol...probably!

I'll surrender my kingdom to the Chinese.

I'd probably be too busy playing NationStates to notice. :D
*raises glass* I hear that!

Hahaha, are we talking about a nuclear handgranate here?
Yes. It's called a "handgrenuke." :D

Why do you think some women swallow? ( Damned lil cannibals! ) :D
no... no thats not true... THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

no... no thats not true... THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
ROFLMAO!!! Ohhh yes it is! Mwahahahaha! :D

You won't be making rational decisions at the time, so you'll immediately start dating Tom Cruise and nuke the church of scientology.


The last time I saw Tom Cruise, he looked like he may soon be carrying a bomb in a back pack.

Why do you think some women swallow? ( Damned lil cannibals! ) :D

They do?!?

I always thought that was a myth!

They do?!?

I always thought that was a myth!It is, lol. What makes you think anything from Eut's time won't be a myth? :p

Your husband comes home at 12:35pm on 6/10/1885 with a serious look on his face. You're a person, and your motivation is to win. Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive. Your husband leaves a note saying he was having an affair, with the terrorist. What do you do? Oh, you're also the King of Bohemia.

suddenly you realize, there was no such thing as nuclear weapons in 1885.

It is, lol. What makes you think anything from Eut's time won't be a myth? :p
Very funny. Ha. Ha.

You agist dweeb! :p

suddenly you realize, there was no such thing as nuclear weapons in 1885.
:eek: You mean this couldn't really happen!? WOW you must be a genious to have worked that out! joking

They do?!?

I always thought that was a myth!
That what was a myth? That some women swollow? LOL!

ROFLMAO!!! Ohhh yes it is! Mwahahahaha! :D
Oh I'm sorry ma'am I thought that it was impossible.

:eek: You mean this couldn't really happen!? WOW you must be a genious to have worked that out! joking

no need to be jealous of my geniusness

Oh I'm sorry ma'am I thought that it was impossible.
"Ma'am?" Hmmm. Obviously you don't have your "view signatures" option selected. :p

If in doubt, invade Poland.

no need to be jealous of my geniusness
I'm just so glad you told me that it couldn't happen I was really worried.

Very funny. Ha. Ha.

You agist dweeb! :pLMAO! :D

Your husband comes home at 12:35pm on 6/10/1885 with a serious look on his face. You're a person, and your motivation is to win. Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive. Your husband leaves a note saying he was having an affair, with the terrorist. What do you do? Oh, you're also the King of Bohemia.
So this dude is gay then?
i mean the husband and the other one.
because it's the husband of the KING of Bohemia.

I'm just so glad you told me that it couldn't happen I was really worried.

nice comma.

So this dude is gay then?
i mean the husband and the other one.
because it's the husband of the KING of Bohemia.
Which means none of this happened in the USA. So we don't have to worry about anybody nuking mecca.

So this dude is gay then?
i mean the husband and the other one.
because it's the husband of the KING of Bohemia.
ahh you have found the 1 and only way this hasn't happend...

No, my husband didn't. If I'm king, then I have a wife, and my wife wou;dn't have had an affair because she knows the consequences of such unwomanly actions, and since as we know the year is 1885...I demand to know what this "nuclear" weapon you speak of it. It intrigues me.

I'll keep on wanking.

Two words.

Critical Mass.

LMAO! :D
:D

No, my husband didn't. If I'm king, then I have a wife, and my wife wou;dn't have had an affair because she knows the consequences of such unwomanly actions, and since as we know the year is 1885...I demand to know what this "nuclear" weapon you speak of it. It intrigues me.It was transported back in time by a pink bunny covered in chocolate sauce reciting "Jabberwocky" backwards. :D

"Ma'am?" Hmmm. Obviously you don't have your "view signatures" option selected. :p
well I think someone had to finally step in and say something. i Believe that you are lying about your gender. there I said it.

Nuking the Church of Scientology doesn't sound like a half-bad idea! :D

Nuking any chruch doesen't sound like a half-bad idea ... !

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll. Copying threads is not allowed, and this is clearly a rip off of DFD's thread. Don't feed the troll.

Nuking the Church of Scientology doesn't sound like a half-bad idea! :D
*Louisana Black Man Accent*

Preach it to me Brother!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll. Copying threads is not allowed, and this is clearly a rip off of DFD's thread. Don't feed the troll.I am not a troll: "Trolling: Posts that are made with the aim of angering people." I did not aim to anger anyone.

I admit I derived it from two threads: the US gets nuked thread and the husband having an affair thread. I don't know whether that makes it a 'copy-cat thread', but I apologize if it is against the forum rules (it's been awhile since I last read them).

no... no thats not true... THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Search yor feelings, you know it is true!

First, I call the police. Then, I take a shower to get the obvious blood off of my body and then get a blood test to make sure that terrorist didn't have anything.

Then I wonder why I had a husband...

Your husband comes home at 12:35pm on 6/10/1885 with a serious look on his face. You're a person, and your motivation is to win. Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive. Your husband leaves a note saying he was having an affair, with the terrorist. What do you do? Oh, you're also the King of Bohemia.

Start World War I 30 years early.

Your husband comes home at 12:35pm on 6/10/1885 with a serious look on his face. You're a person, and your motivation is to win. Suddenly a terrorist barges in and detonates a nuclear weapon so small it only kills your husband and leaves you alive. Your husband leaves a note saying he was having an affair, with the terrorist. What do you do? Oh, you're also the King of Bohemia.

*narrows eyes* I'd shoot the hostage.

Guy reading over my shoulder: Whoa! (turns to girl next to him) He said he'd shoot the hostage!

[Sorry, couldn't help myself.]