NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right boys and girls and of all ages it's time for everyone's not-so favorite game, Sue a Celebrity?!~!
Here's how it works. You pick a celebrity, past or present or even future, and say what you would sue them for, easy enough?

I'd like to sue Bob Dylan for stealing all my songs.

This is a game? With words?

It will be locked soon enough.

I'd sue Richard Gere in a class action suit on behalf of all Gerbils.

Mel Gibson, for Passion of the Christ, for Inciting racial hatred.

Cameron Diaz...for being Cameron Diaz...

Cameron Diaz...for being Cameron Diaz...
I vote we make this a class action

Noise pollution orders on 50 Cent and The Game. Also on Rachel Stevens and every single Pop Idol winner.

Paris Hilton and the Simpson Sisters for ... um ... appearing on MTV.

Anthony Bliar of Downing Street

for making a reality the horrible book

by his father's second cousin,

Eric Arthur Blair,

a.k.a. George Orwell.

I would sue Moore and Limbaugh for being arrogant gits who promote negative stereotyping of their own parties.
Its an automatic win for me though, 'cause if one refuses to pay the other will immidiatly hand the money over.

In reality, I would like to sue that guy who directed Starship Troopers, mutilating an excellent book like that is a crime punishable by death through drawing and quartering. With a rusty spoon.

I would sue Moore and Limbaugh for being arrogant gits who promote negative stereotyping of their own parties.
Its an automatic win for me though, 'cause if one refuses to pay the other will immidiatly hand the money over.

In reality, I would like to sue that guy who directed Starship Troopers, mutilating an excellent book like that is a crime punishable by death through drawing and quartering. With a rusty spoon.
I believe that director also did Basic Instinct.

First and foremost, Michael Jackson for molesting me.

Then there's Pam Anderson, I live down the block from her and her boobs block part of my ocean view.

Finally, I'll sue Jessica Simpson for living in the same hemisphere as me.

I would sue Moore and Limbaugh for being arrogant gits who promote negative stereotyping of their own parties.
Its an automatic win for me though, 'cause if one refuses to pay the other will immidiatly hand the money over.

In reality, I would like to sue that guy who directed Starship Troopers, mutilating an excellent book like that is a crime punishable by death through drawing and quartering. With a rusty spoon.
I'd be very interested to find out how you intend to draw someone with a rusty spoon :p

I'd be very interested to find out how you intend to draw someone with a rusty spoon :p
I plan on using a hydraulic ram to shove it up his ass and then let it do all the work by itself :P

I plan on using a hydraulic ram to shove it up his ass and then let it do all the work by itself :PI can imagine the quartering on my own. The drawing is what I have trouble picturing...

I'd sue channel 4 for showing Big Brother

I can imagine the quartering on my own. The drawing is what I have trouble picturing...
Thats the part where I pull the ravaged remains of his intestines from the gaping hole in his torso left by the spoon.