NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, I call to order this meeting of the Youths of Zion, unfortunately the elders weren't allowed to leave the old folks home to attend, we're like the reserve team, so here we are. We've decided to come clean about our plans to take over the world, and I'm here to answer any questions you may care to field along with discuss future plans. So far we've managed to take over Britain, the US, Russia and The Vatican, if you've not noticed, then our brainwashing devices worked perfectly. Any ideas about who we should take over next or what we should do? We've been there throughout history, the dinosaurs were a serious threat to world stability before an unfortunate "meteor" strike hit them. You'll find we're behind most of the bad things that happened in the world, so here's your chance to get a piece of the action.


(not intended as a troll thread, merely a slightly more humourous take on the beliefs of the nazis)

Is it tiring running the media and the international banking community? What I mean is, do you guys ever feel the need to take a break and just "get away from it all"?

Also, how do you feel about the Rockefellers and the Royal Family muscling in on your world domination action?

Are you high? This thread will degenerate into flaming faster than you can say Zionist Occupation Government.

Is it tiring running the media and the international banking community? Not really, its a job like any other I guess, and besides, we have the Rothschilds on our side, they've been secretly plotting this for a long time, and have a lot of experience in banking their way to world domination.


What I mean is, do you guys ever feel the need to take a break and just "get away from it all"?
Oh of course, who doesn't? But then again, this is a noble job, and one that we must take seriously, and as such we can't really just take a break. Evil never sleeps you know.

Also, how do you feel about the Rockefellers and the Royal Family muscling in on your world domination action?
Meh, we've had many impersonators, but we're the originals and still the best.

erm. where do us communists fit into the current scheme of things? Only since the USSR went down I feel our role within the jewish conspiracy is becoming less and less significant although we still have a lot to offer

Are you high? This thread will degenerate into flaming faster than you can say Zionist Occupation Government.
Maybe if people can't lighten up and take a joke occasionally, its not like I'm aiming at anyone in particular or insulting anyone. But if the mods decide its trolling, I'll just apologise and won't do it again. Don't forget this has been done before, Jewmany I believe did a similar thread a while ago and the mods kept it open.

erm. where do us communists fit into the current scheme of things? Only since the USSR went down I feel our role within the jewish conspiracy is becoming less and less significant although we still have a lot to offer
You do serve a nice diversion, but if you want a bigger role. *slips a piece of paper into your hand with an address on it*
We shall talk afterwards ;)

Maybe if people can't lighten up and take a joke occasionally, its not like I'm aiming at anyone in particular or insulting anyone. But if the mods decide its trolling, I'll just apologise and won't do it again. Don't forget this has been done before, Jewmany I believe did a similar thread a while ago and the mods kept it open.

Well there are plenty of people on this forum who can't take a joke, and you're well aware of that. I don't want this thread to degenerate, and I personally recognize that it's just a joke. But I'm also aware that people here sometimes suck.

You didn't answer my question.

I knew it! I kept on telling people, but no one would believe me!

Even after the shocks and the injections and the padded white rooms.. I knew... Oh did I know...

Well there are plenty of people on this forum who can't take a joke, and you're well aware of that. I don't want this thread to degenerate, and I personally recognize that it's just a joke. But I'm also aware that people here sometimes suck.

You didn't answer my question.
Well, 99% of people will realise its a joke and reply accordingly, as for the other 1%, there's always someone who'll find any thread offensive.


As for your question, I'm not high no. :p

I knew it! I kept on telling people, but no one would believe me!

Even after the shocks and the injections and the padded white rooms.. I knew... Oh did I know...
SHHH!
*slips a hundred dollars into your hand*
Remember, there were no shocks, injections or padded white rooms.

Well, 99% of people will realise its a joke and reply accordingly, as for the other 1%, there's always someone who'll find any thread offensive.


As for your question, I'm not high no. :p

I'm not worried about people finding your thread offensive. I'm worried about people agreeing with your Jewish World Domination theory, not actually reading your post. They're the ones who will say the offensive things.

Where does the Italian mob fit into the picture?

I've been sent some nice TGs by local Nazi NSers in the past because of my nation name (thinking I'm Jewish). :D

*puts on tinfoil hat*

Out of my mind! I won't let the J-o-o hear my thoughts!

So far we've managed to take over Britain, the US, Russia and The Vatican, if you've not noticed, then our brainwashing devices worked perfectly.


When you say 'Britain' do you mean 'Great Britain' or 'the UK'? More specifically have you managed to get Northern Ireland in your allegedly clammy grasp?

Meh, we all know what you're really after ;)
Map (http://www.nogw.com/images/greater_israel.gif)

Okay...I gotta know...

1. If you guys really have taken over...why did the germans call themselves "The Master Race"?
Hmmph! I dont see Goering on The Daily Show, now do I?

2. Is Barbera Striesand really human?
If so..did you guys create her in a lab, and then give her her mind control sonic crap ray?

Where does the Italian mob fit into the picture?
Oh them, they're just pretenders, same for the Nazis. They don't have the world wide banking network that we have. We have connections all over the world.

Barbera Striesand, lets just say she was a project that got wildly out of hand.

*has implemented a tiny speaker into Kanabia's tinfoil hat, and starts playing Jewish propoganda into his ear*

Laerod, that'll do for a start, but of course thats only a small portion of the world, eventually we'll have it all.

Remember, you can only push so far before you get shoved right back. Money mongers or not, we know what your kind is up to and your going to be PERMITTED to go only so far no matter where you decide to buy. People are sickened by your kinds actions in our area. And yes there are people of your own faith that don't perscribe to your train of thought. And if a global scale emergency goes down you will rot and we will live to see the country rebuilt and burn your filthy corpses.

Do I hate jews, only the ones crashing our economy and getting our taxes raised because they buy large tracts of land, set up a temple[to avoid being taxed]. We have 9 such temples in the town here and it's not a big town at all. Our taxes are sky high and most are trying to move. All are refusing to sell to jews for the fact that what this guy is saying to a point is true. We are being bought out of our own countries.

Do I side with Hitler, no. What he did was wrong. Also count the bodies the jews have notches in thier belts for too. And how about a web cam left on as Isreali soldiers force a Palestinian teen [at gunpoint] to watch as his mother is raped by Isreali soldiers. It was a sight that left me litterally horrified and totally unsympathic to your cause altogether. I don't see why the US gives you money and look forward to the day your on your own andf have to deal with the people of Palestine on your own.

Wow Matt, you were right, someone did take it seriously. Wow..... just wow.....
-Sanctaphrax-