Tai Chi makes you poop better.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-07-2005, 01:41
I've been researching various martial arts and according to one site, Tai Chi's deep breathing techniques massage the liver and the intestines and among other things, prevent constipation! :eek:
Maybe I'm the crazy one, but how is this even being discovered? Is there someone out there telling their doctor, "Yeah, doc! Ever since I started doing Tai Chi, I've been shittin' every day!"
It makes me wonder what other miracles of medicine are waiting to be discovered! :)
Neo-Anarchists
20-07-2005, 01:45
I've been researching various martial arts and according to one site, Tai Chi's deep breathing techniques massage the liver and the intestines and among other things, prevent constipation! :eek:
Maybe I'm the crazy one, but how is this even being discovered? Is there someone out there telling their doctor, "Yeah, doc! Ever since I started doing Tai Chi, I've been shittin' every day!"
It makes me wonder what other miracles of medicine are waiting to be discovered! :)
There was a hiarious book about this or something similar on Amazon. In really badly fragmented English.
But I can't seem to find it again.
*looks around* uhhh.......what do you want me to say to that?(what was the point of this?)
Lunatic Goofballs
20-07-2005, 01:51
*looks around* uhhh.......what do you want me to say to that?(what was the point of this?)
Why, this is the Medical Miracles thread. It's where we have a light and zany discussion about odd folk remedies, little known medical knowledge and rather intimate bodily functions.
Later, there will be tacos. :)
Daistallia 2104
20-07-2005, 04:41
There was a hiarious book about this or something similar on Amazon. In really badly fragmented English.
But I can't seem to find it again.
I so remember that one! Unfortunately I can't seem to find it again.
This one is kind of funny though: Everyone Poops (by Taro Gomi) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0613685725/ref=pd_sxp_f/104-8972814-4081555?v=glance&s=books).
Lord-General Drache
20-07-2005, 04:48
lol, LG, only you would make this sorta thread, and be able to have it succeed, as I'm sure it will.
Well, the title is certainly bound to attract all those immature little people on these forums. As is the username. Any thread started by LG is bound to attract lots of attentions. It's like having a regional advert with the title "Want to see a picture of me naked?", everyone will click on it to be disappointed to find the text "Well, too bad! I don't have one! But while we're here I'd like to invite you to $REGION..." ;)
Lord-General Drache
20-07-2005, 05:00
Well, the title is certainly bound to attract all those immature little people on these forums. As is the username. Any thread started by LG is bound to attract lots of attentions. It's like having a regional advert with the title "Want to see a picture of me naked?", everyone will click on it to be disappointed to find the text "Well, too bad! I don't have one! But while we're here I'd like to invite you to $REGION..." ;)
True.
..Dude..that's an AWESOME advert idea...
Hmm..well, men can get penile implants. From metal beads, to chains of jewelry. One man had beads, some silver chains, a vibrating motor (he had a button subdermally implanted to turn it on/off), a flashing light (was taken out when the battery died, I believe), and some other things put in. You can get silicone ab imblants..tis sad.
True.
..Dude..that's an AWESOME advert idea...I know, I thought of it, didn't I? :D
Hmm..well, men can get penile implants. From metal beads, to chains of jewelry. One man had beads, some silver chains, a vibrating motor (he had a button subdermally implanted to turn it on/off), a flashing light (was taken out when the battery died, I believe), and some other things put in. You can get silicone ab imblants..tis sad.WTF are you talking about?!
Lord-General Drache
20-07-2005, 05:07
I know, I thought of it, didn't I? :D
WTF are you talking about?!
Pfft..you just happened to think of it. Someone else would've, eventually. :p
...He did say for us to talk about medical miracles and random medical knowledge...
Pfft, it works much better to come an inch away from death. You'll shit your pants no matter what!
Pfft..you just happened to think of it. Someone else would've, eventually. :pYeah, but since I thought of it, it's more awesome than if someone else would have. Since remember, I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread IMHO, and anyone who says anything to the contrary will have to answer to my Awful Long-bladed Sharp-pointed Keen-edged Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!
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Bobs Own Pipe
20-07-2005, 05:13
*puffs*
I wholeheartedly endorse anything that improves your poop life. It is not to be taken lightly.
*poops*
Lord-General Drache
20-07-2005, 05:13
Yeah, but since I thought of it, it's more awesome than if someone else would have. Since remember, I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread IMHO, and anyone who says anything to the contrary will have to answer to my Awful Long-bladed Sharp-pointed Keen-edged Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!
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Gods, man. Did you save that disclaimer, or did you memorize it? O.o
Gods, man. Did you save that disclaimer, or did you memorize it? O.oIt's memorized. :p ;) :)
Niccolo Medici
20-07-2005, 06:55
I've been researching various martial arts and according to one site, Tai Chi's deep breathing techniques massage the liver and the intestines and among other things, prevent constipation! :eek:
Maybe I'm the crazy one, but how is this even being discovered? Is there someone out there telling their doctor, "Yeah, doc! Ever since I started doing Tai Chi, I've been shittin' every day!"
That may be a exaggeration LG...I studied Tai Chi for several years, yet I'm still widely credited for being full of shit. ;)
On the other hand, my knee healed nicely.