NationStates Jolt Archive

Do you have any? If so post them, if not then still post.

"My other car's a Falcon"

(Put this on your Ferrari)

My other car's a Nissan Micra.

"If I'm crashing I'm taking you with me !"

If I'm such a bad driver, how did I get ahead of you?

"free driving lesson; if you see my finger, you did something wrong"

The US government — Protecting the moneyed élite since 1791.

Any Bushism will do fine.

Take revenge, shit on a pigeon

Hitler - A prime example of how NOT to conduct a war.

"My kid knocked up your honor student"
"Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus"


I didn't make them up, but I like em'.

This one's not original, but I love it

"I've found Jesus! He's bound and gagged in my trunk"

Here's one that is original

"If I stop suddenly, it's only to let the leprechauns cross safely"

How about

"I'm not asleep at the wheel, I'm driving by telepathy"

"Anything your child can do, my child does better!"

"I haven't taken my midol yet and I've got a fully loaded shot gun..."

Hitler - A prime example of how NOT to conduct a war.Despite it's truth... bumber stickers are supposed to be funny.

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.

Keep honking... I'm reloading.

I have two ...

One says "Texan Democrat" and the other "One Nation Under Yo Mama"

not an original but i have it on my car

discourage inbreeding ban country music

"I've found Jesus! He's bound and gagged in my trunk"

reminds me of one of my favorites

i found jesus im rich

"I break for... Oh shit no breaks..."

and

"My other cars a Pinto"

and

"Weezer-The Band that made geeks cool

and

"My other Cars a Corvair..."

Just saw my favorite last night:

I Neutered the Cat - He is Now a Liberal

"If you get any closer, I'll fart!"

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

my oil addiction supports midleeast terrorism

Do you have any? If so post them, if not then still post.

My favorite, aimed at people who talk on cell phones while driving:

"Hang up and drive!"

"Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus"


I didn't make them up, but I like em'.

LMAO

"I'm not too smart for my age, you're too stupid for yours" -I got yelled at for saying that to the assistant choir director when I was still going to church.

"Each dent on my bumper = one cat"

"warning: your mom driving"

"Why are you looking at this instead of your rearview mirror?"

If Freedom isn't free, then why do the rich need tax cuts?

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"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair."

"My crack baby beat up your honor student."

"My other ride is your boyfriend/girlfriend."

"My SUV *heart* Iraqi oil"
"Why's our oil under their soil?"
"Liberalism is not a family value"
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."

And last, not least, outdated but still funny:

"Drop bombs, not Bush"

How effective a simple manipulation of a hippy's bumper sticker can be.

"My SUV *heart* Iraqi oil"
"Why's our oil under their soil?"
"Liberalism is not a family value"
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."

And last, not least, outdated but still funny:

"Drop bombs, not Bush"

How effective a simple manipulation of a hippy's bumper sticker can be.
Jeez--why not get one that says "I'm an asshole" or "Yes, the world does revolve around my ass"?

"I'm $80,000 in debt, but I *heart* my H2"

"I'm $249,934 in debt, but I filled up my H2"

"How's my driving? 1-800-UP-YOURS"

"poop"

"It's my car that smells like a frying pan, I swear"

Jeez--why not get one that says "I'm an asshole" or "Yes, the world does revolve around my ass"?
If you made those, then you'd make millions of dollars.

Jeez--why not get one that says "I'm an asshole" or "Yes, the world does revolve around my ass"?

I take it you're one of those commies who's still bitter over the election. If not, please ignore this post.

if you are reading this, you are a danger to society

if you are reading this, you are a danger to society



Lol, I nearly had a collision when I had to tailgate within like a foot of someone's car to read their bumper sticker...curse the small texts lol :D

I saw one in San Francisco that crossed the line from ballsy into stupid. It said "If you pull me over, I will fucking kill you." Even in San Francisco, that takes massive balls.

Lol, I nearly had a collision when I had to tailgate within like a foot of someone's car to read their bumper sticker...curse the small texts lol :D

btw, that bumper sticker will have the smallest text possible

"My other car is a T-80."

"The Government is after me!"

"if you can read this your speeding."

"The FBI has you on file, so why are you wasting your time reading this while they search your home."

"honk if you hate the IRA."

"welcome to Amerika(hammer&sicle)".

"Have you seen my pants?"

"If you're reading this, pay attention to the road dumbass."

"If you can read this, stop tailgating asshole"

"I'm 80 years old and nearsighted"

"You may have a cool car, but I can still ram you"
"If life gives you lemons, don't squirt the juice in your eyes"
"No siree, no agressive tendencies here"
"Delusion is the first step to happiness"

I guess this really isn't a bumper sticker per se, but when I heard it in class today it was hilarious (you really don't want to hear a math professor say this):
"I can do what I want, it's my blackboard"

This one is inspired by a product I recently tested out:
"If cars swerves, I'm found my chi zone"

And finally, this one is just awful:
"Will kill Americans for virgins" :mp5:

I'm not a bigot, really :p

If you are reading this, you are already in our clutches. You shall never escape. Resistance is futile. You cannot flee or hide. We are stalking you. You will never find us. Sincerely, <your name here>, Ruler of All He/She Surveys

will kill americans for virgins hah, like there are any virgins...


"Hoo is my dreefing?"

Living in Texas, my all time favorite is "The only problem with Southern Baptists is that they don't hold them under long enough."

If your close enough to read this ... I'm flipping a bugger at you ...

How about this,
"If you read this your WAY to close"

"etinu ,dlrow eht fo scixelsid"

"etinu ,dlrow eht fo scixelsid"
I really would get in an accident trying to read that one lol

I really would get in an accident trying to read that one lol
but do you understand it? ;)

"Can anyone tell me what a naked squirrel sounds like?"

"If you can read this it's to late"
Now that one will have to be in small text

"etinu ,dlrow eht fo scixelsid"I totally just got that. Good one.

"Subverting a Republic into a Theocracy is hard work."

For people of Japanese descent:
"Don't Fuck With Us: We were crashing planes into American targets long before you thought of the idea."

For Gays and Muslims:
"Will Be Sent to Detainment Camp Soon: No Reasonable Offer on this Vehicle Refused."

"If you can read this: I am handcuffed to the steering wheel and the trunk is packed with plastique."

"If you can read this: Get ready for your premium to skyrocket."

Not a bumper sticker so much as print on a woman's T-shirt:
"Caution: May contain Weapons of Mass Distraction."

[QUOTE='[NS]Ihatevacations']will kill americans for virgins hah, like there are any virgins...
"[/Hoo is my dQUOTE]

reminds me of one i saw a while back.

Virgins of the world unite! Both of you