NationStates Jolt Archive


Once again, talking is stupid

Colodia
19-07-2005, 04:54
Original thread was someone's rants about how he gets all these stupid conversations with people. Well hey, I'd like to see some more of these kinds of conversations to feel better about myself.

*in the car, dad is driving, all is quiet...suddenly....*
Dad: Hey, Is that the moon or the sun up there?
Me: *looks up, gets blinded* Uh...the sun
Dad: Oh...okay.
In his defense, it was awfully cloudy. Though the whole BLINDING part usually gives it away


Me: So, why do we need to buy mothballs here?
Friend: Because my apartment gets no sunlight, so the air isn't fresh and the smell of mothballs is good.
Me: ....I....I see.
Czardas
19-07-2005, 05:02
Me: Hi.
Other person: Hi.





*long pause*





Me: Are we supposed to talk about something, or what? :headbang:
Colodia
19-07-2005, 05:08
Me: Hi.
Other person: Hi.





*long pause*





Me: Are we supposed to talk about something, or what? :headbang:
On your guard!

Me: Hey *name*
Friend: Het *name*
Me: *blah*
Friend: *blah blah*
Me: *blah blah*
Friend: *blah blah*
Me: *bla-* *gets up and walks away*
Friend: Hey...what the f***?



Me: Are you gay?
Friend: Uh...no
Me: *stares in horror*
New Foxxinnia
19-07-2005, 05:17
News: Two children were discovered missing today from...
Me: "Discovered missing"?