NationStates Jolt Archive

No, I didn't write this. No I don't know who did. Just got this sent to me and thought you all might like it. It reminded me of this place.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*MacRthr has joined the game. *
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fuckin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got shit to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fuck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fuckin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
T0J0: mac i'm totally kicking ur ass
MacRthr: BRB AFK

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fuckin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A FUCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an ass
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help
Hitler: o man ur fucked
paTTon: oh what now bitch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksucker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fuckin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fuck u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fuck this shit im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
MacRthr: k back!
*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fuckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fuck u all
MacRthr: fuck u commie!!!
MacRthr: ur next bitch!
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
*MacRthr has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o shit!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Haha, that's hilarious.

pure genius

LoL!!!

more like

Eisenhower *headshot* Hitler [AoE]
Hitler [AoE]: fcuking AWP whore!!11!
Roosevelt: Stalin is wallhacking!

MacRthr: BRB AFK

Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

Hilarious! I think the lines I quoted are the funniest parts.

LMAO!

I think the funniest part was the Patton ending :p.

quite funny!

Too funny.

And sadly pretty accruate. Execpt for the Noob speak.

That was so funny.

And sadly pretty accruate. Execpt for the Noob speak.

lol..No,no, I think that's pretty accurate, too.

Tag!

Haha. I think that deserves a perma-link somewhere. Like a sig!

Excellent!

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fuckin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker

Never mess with the machine... :D

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

I particularly liked these!

Shit that was hilarious, u got anything else like it?

That's age of empires, not counterstrike.


Reminds me of gamespy's "if WWII was an RTS"

:D:D:D That was really funny!!!

AHAHAHAHA


weeeeeeee I got a jeep!

Pretty cool.

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*

LOL. That should go into someone's signature.

LMAO. This reminds me of another site where Genesis was converted into command prompts. (http://www.microcontroller.com/embedded/humor/genesis.htm) Great Stuff.

This is the way people should teach world history among the kids. I guarantee that class attendance and information retention would skyrocket. =p

If anything, this is if ww2 was like starcraft...

This is the way people should teach world history among the kids. I guarantee that class attendance and information retention would skyrocket. =pWhat he (she?) said. Hilarious. :D

Needs more Deagle related idiocy.

Wow. That's. Great.

um...didnt barbarosia occur before pearl harbour?

other then that awesome...totally awesome haha.

Edit: crist now i cant remember haha...been a while on the WW2 history

[benny-tow]ahh that is Musso!
What on earth is Counterstrike? :confused:


[Tiny]Ill Kick your Arse!
[benny-tow]Ah New Zealand we Surrender
[Tiny]No We will kill your Wounded!

LMAO. This reminds me of another site where Genesis was converted into command prompts. (http://www.microcontroller.com/embedded/humor/genesis.htm) Great Stuff.



:Create good'nevil.
#Done.
:Activate evil.

hehehehe :D

LOL. That should go into someone's signature.

Done!

BTW- this "article" is also called "If World War II was a Real Time Strategy Game".

This deserves a bump :)

So Stupid...

But So Funny.....

This is god!

Edit: Ok, I think I got most of the players down, correct me if I'm wrong...

Hitler[AoE] = Germany (Hitler), but what does the [AoE] stand for, unless this is Age of Empires, in which the title is wrong...
Eisenhower = US? (He wasn't president or anything, was he?)
paTTon = China, I think.
MacRthr = No Idea
Churchill = Britain
benny-tow = Italy (Mussolini)
T0J0 = Japan
Roosevelt = US President #1
Tru_m4n = US President #2
Stalin = USSR
deGaulle = France

Bump for good measure, plus I need answers! ^.^

[AoE] simply stands for Axis of Evil, Patton was a US general on the Europe front, and I believe Eisenhower was the allied supreme commander.
That answer your questions?

Verry...fucking...old...and no...it is supposed to be a WWII MMO, not CS...

[AoE] simply stands for Axis of Evil, Patton was a US general on the Europe front, and I believe Eisenhower was the allied supreme commander.
That answer your questions?
Yep ^.^ All except for the one person who I couldn't identify.

MacRthr is general McArthur,the north american general in the pacific if I'm not mistaken...

MacRthr is general McArthur,the north american general in the pacific if I'm not mistaken...
Ok then.

This is god!

Edit: Ok, I think I got most of the players down, correct me if I'm wrong...

Hitler[AoE] = Germany (Hitler), but what does the [AoE] stand for, unless this is Age of Empires, in which the title is wrong...
Eisenhower = US? (He wasn't president or anything, was he?)
paTTon = China, I think.
MacRthr = No Idea
Churchill = Britain
benny-tow = Italy (Mussolini)
T0J0 = Japan
Roosevelt = US President #1
Tru_m4n = US President #2
Stalin = USSR
deGaulle = France

PaTTon reffers to US General George Patton, and MacRthr refers to General(?) MacArthur, also US. Other than that, correct. Appropriate leader for China would have been Chiang Kai Shek.

I have seen this like 4 times on this site alone in the past month or so. It must be circulating like mad. It remains a little amusing.

Roaflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!patton And The Jeep Nice One Roaflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PaTTon reffers to US General George Patton, and MacRthr refers to General(?) MacArthur, also US. Other than that, correct. Appropriate leader for China would have been Chiang Kai Shek.

I have seen this like 4 times on this site alone in the past month or so. It must be circulating like mad. It remains a little amusing.




mac was Five-star Gen before he left the army.

This is god!

Edit: Ok, I think I got most of the players down, correct me if I'm wrong...

Hitler[AoE] = Germany (Hitler), but what does the [AoE] stand for, unless this is Age of Empires, in which the title is wrong...
Eisenhower = US? (He wasn't president or anything, was he?)
paTTon = China, I think.
MacRthr = No Idea
Churchill = Britain
benny-tow = Italy (Mussolini)
T0J0 = Japan
Roosevelt = US President #1
Tru_m4n = US President #2
Stalin = USSR
deGaulle = France



Eisenhower became prez after truman.how did you think patton was china lol ?

Here's the full WW II plus a couple of other wars as RTSs. I suspect the OP's version is a second or third hand version, with alterations...

WWII: http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20057151.asp
Iraq: http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_200572211.asp
Ancient Wars: http://strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20058722.asp

Eisenhower became prez after truman.how did you think patton was china lol ?
Eisenhower was Supreme Allied Commander, Patton was a general in the US army.