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It just occured to me: has anyone a confession te make? Have you ever done something bad you never talked about to anyone? Or a good deed?
Stole candy from a kid?
Stolen something?
Do you lie a lot?
Look at the poll!

It just occured to me: has anyone a confession te make? Have you ever done something bad you never talked about to anyone? Or a good deed?
Stole candy from a kid?
Stolen something?
Do you lie a lot?
Look at the poll!




I once stole a push-pop from a local store :(

I shot the deputy.

I shot the deputy.


Thats weird...

I shot the Sherrif..but I did not shoot the deputy....

That was you huh?

Thats weird...

I shot the Sherrif..but I did not shoot the deputy....

That was you huh?


They never even suspected me. :p

Thats weird...

I shot the Sherrif..but I did not shoot the deputy....

That was you huh?

You shot the Sheriff? I hear that its a federal offense...

You shot the Sheriff? I hear that its a federal offense...


Well...I swear it was in self defense......

I once stole a push-pop from a local store :(

Gasp. :eek:
By the way, nice sig.

I'm not a pirate

Hmm. A month or two ago, I was at another university...and I needed to piss after drinking too much...but because I didn't know the place, I couldn't find a toilet...so I went in an alleyway between classrooms in broad daylight, with an equally intoxicated friend keeping watch (and doing a poor job of it, but it was worth it to see the reaction of passerbys). It was good.

And that's how I got in that magazine. *nods*

Well...I swear it was in self defense......

Oh...Okay then. He probably deserved it anyway.

I bought Olivia Newton John's album.

Oh...Okay then. He probably deserved it anyway.

Reflexes got the better of him.

I once saw the Backstreet Boys in concert.

But I swear I got dragged there by a friend! (And we missed Reel Big Fish because of it =(

I bought Olivia Newton John's album.

Are you sure you really want people to know that?

Hide and seek is COOL :D

Hide and seek is COOL :D
Indeed. The poll creator should be shot along with the sheriff and deputy

Are you sure you really want people to know that?
It was a confusing age!! I was young and foolish, and I didn't know what I was doing!

NOTE: Now I'm old and foolish, still have no idea of what I'm doing, but I stopped worrying about that.

Even when everyones at home I walk around naked.......

It was a confusing age!! I was young and foolish, and I didn't know what I was doing!

NOTE: Now I'm old and foolish, still have no idea of what I'm doing, but I stopped worrying about that.

Well I guess I can understand...I bought the first Hanson album...

*Hides*

I'm naked right now...

Has anyone seen a Cobra running around. His name is Rupert... He's a poisonus one too, so take caution...

OUCH!!!!!!

:eek:

Found Him!

**Falls over dead***

I'm naked right now...

So am I *grins*

I have had really bizarre and twisted sexual fantasies, that's a terrible confession if you want one.

So am I *grins*
I want to be, but there's little kids around

I have had really bizarre and twisted sexual fantasies, that's a terrible confession if you want one.

http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/04/30/bananaman_zoom.jpg

*Chuckle* Kanabia, you are one sick individual

*Chuckle* Kanabia, you are one sick individual

:D *takes a bow*

I'm not allowed to drive on public roads

I went to a summer program at the most liberal/tree-hugging university in the country (US)... as a hard-core Republican who supports monocracy! ;)

I used to be a pacifist who supported the lib dems

I went to a summer program at the most liberal/tree-hugging university in the country (US)... as a hard-core Republican who supports monocracy! ;)



And you lived :eek: ? My hero :D

After my best friend and I graduated College, we climbed atop the main building and "relieved" ourselves...

I once pooped a perfect cube.

Unfortunately, I flushed it. If I had saved it, I could E-bay the thing. :)

And you lived :eek: ? My hero :D

You know the university?

You know the university?

UCLA? USC Pomona? Any university in California could probably qualify.

You know the university?


Is it Berkely, perchance?

*has just taken poison*

It was me... *gasps* all along...I killed Lord Fenley... I planted the clues to make it look like Jenkins did it, but then due to his alibi I needed a new suspect, which is why I got Morris's fingerprints. I was the one who put the gun in Lewis's drawer. He must have found it and shot Carlisle with it, because Carlisle was having an affair with his wife, while Carlisle's wife was being blackmailed by Brown, and "Mrs. Tupperley" was actually Rhonda dressed up as an old woman.... I killed him because I needed the money and he wouldn't give it to me. And then the pink bunny was just a blind... <next 35 pages deleted by moderators> ...I hope you understand, it was in self-defense. That reminds me, guess what I had for breakfast today! (And so on...)


Oh, and I'm Smokey the NSer, who is also The Smoking Man. Just in case you wondered. ;)

I slept with my best friends girl :D

Slept with your best friends girl...

that's pretty bad

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl!
Where can I find a woman like that?

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

There ... I said it and I'm glad I said it.

I slept with my best friends girl :DDon't worry, we all do at some point or another. :D :D

it was years ago....and...um at least I didn't tell him or my girl for that matter but she found out anyway (always pick up the rubbers on the floor)

it was years ago....and...um at least I didn't tell him or my girl for that matter but she found out anyway (always pick up the rubbers on the floor)

Ick. Well you and your friend's girl deserve eachother.

Ick. Well you and your friend's girl deserve eachother.

trust me no we are not! (damm hippy)

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl!
Where can I find a woman like that?

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

There ... I said it and I'm glad I said it.


I used to like a guy named Jesse for like....5 years. I changed the words in the song to "I wish that I was Jesse's girl...etc..".

And if that confession wasn't bad enough.

I'm sleeping with the guy that works nextdoor to my boyfriend's work (how cliche, no?)

I'm sleeping with the guy that works nextdoor to my boyfriend's work

:eek: $lut

I'm really Chris Evans :(

Uhm, by the way - do Action Hero Figure Collectables and Classic Star Wars action toys as dolls? (I know it's geeky... But hey, I don't play chess - Blitzkrieg doesn't work there :D)

Uhm, by the way - do Action Hero Figure Collectables and Classic Star Wars action toys as dolls? (I know it's geeky... But hey, I don't play chess - Blitzkrieg doesn't work there :D)

No no, it's okay, they're manly little action figures. *pat pat*

No no, it's okay, they're manly little action figures. *pat pat*

*In girly voice*
More tea Anakin? Why thankyou Jabba, my aren't you looking thin these days...

I used to like a guy named Jesse for like....5 years. I changed the words in the song to "I wish that I was Jesse's girl...etc..".

And if that confession wasn't bad enough.

I'm sleeping with the guy that works nextdoor to my boyfriend's work (how cliche, no?)

Well, have a nice rash... er... day!

I can never resist voting for every option in polls where you can vote for more than one.

Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...................

I once accidentally grabbed my mom's boob :eek:

I taught a kid to read.....who would later grow to be a Republican....DAMMIT!

I once accidentally grabbed my mom's boob :eek:
Ewww...

Is it Berkely, perchance?

Nope, even worse: Brown. ;)

Ewww...
I swear is was an accident

I swear is was an accident
Right, whatever you say...

I had all the Limp Bizkit albums when I was younger… 12-13 years of age… I know it was a terrible sin, but I have atoned. Now I have damn good musical taste.

i like to pee in coffe :headbang: ps: i peed in your coffe :p

It just occured to me: has anyone a confession te make? Have you ever done something bad you never talked about to anyone? Or a good deed?
Stole candy from a kid?
Stolen something?
Do you lie a lot?
Look at the poll!
Would you like a list? Ah been a baaad boy! :D

Indeed. The poll creator should be shot along with the sheriff and deputy

Was it something I said?
Or done? :(

By the way: I stole a pencil from a supermarket when I was 14 or so. Police got me, never done something so stupid again.
Er...
Done other stupid things, though.. :headbang:

I've abandoned a kid on the side of the river where we were doing a canoe trek to discipline him and I nearly didn't find him again afterwards... :(

Would you like a list? Ah been a baaad boy! :D
But you're not ashamed of it, are you? ;)

I've abandoned a kid on the side of the river where we were doing a canoe trek to discipline him and I nearly didn't find him again afterwards... :(


Hey what a coincidence!

Ive dumped kids in the river in hopes that no one would ever find them!

Uh....I shouldnt have said that.....

Hey what a coincidence!

Ive dumped kids in the river in hopes that no one would ever find them!

Uh....I shouldnt have said that.....No, it was funny when that happened. Chasing through muddy ditches to make sure they were with you when their parents come to pick them up, knowing that they've just taken some major emotional scars sucks.

i dont wear underwear :D

i dont wear underwear :D

I wear underwear on the outside of my jeans

I had sex with my best friends girlfriends mom when i was 15 and she was 35.

I had sex with my best friends girlfriends mom when i was 15 and she was 35.Really? :eek:

Really? :eek:
Yes, really she was my first.

Wow, there are some outrageous confessions here.

My first intimate experience was when I was a sophomore in college. I had no prior knowledge about sex before that.

I wear underwear on the outside of my jeans

i do that....only on thursdays though.

anyone have a myspace? wanna add me? www.myspace.com/walmartpirate
:D

i do that....only on thursdays though.

anyone have a myspace? wanna add me? www.myspace.com/walmartpirate
:D

:eek: why only on thursdays? dont deny yourself the joy of outside underwear.

Don't worry, we all do at some point or another. :D :D
That is cold but probably almost accurate. I slept with my best friends girl two hours after they broke up, we were both drunk. They got back together 3 days later, and no one ever told him. they are still together.

Due to my extreme poverty, at friends' houses, if drunk I have been known to steal: various coins lying around, many cigarettes, pinches of hash and skunk here and there, various items of food/drink.

I've never been caught, and nothing's ever been said, but I'm paranoid that they're beginning to suspect something. I feel bad about it, like a parasite, but sometimes it's essential (in the case of cigarettes - to keep me sane and operational).

:(

Oh, goodness me!
Confession:
I've forgotten to take my medication!
(back in a jiffy)

Oh, goodness me!
Confession:
I've forgotten to take my medication!
(back in a jiffy)

:eek: you just reminded me i was meant to get an injection a month ago and i completely forgot

Let's see...

Sometimes, sometime between 2-5 in the morning, I sit in front of my computer, grinning maniacally and giggling evilly while watching hentai.

I have declared myself holy, and concider myself holier than anyone or anything else. (and often when I think about it, I feel like laughing evilly)

I sometimes look at the code I have written when working on one of my freetime projects, and find it beautiful. So... beautiful.

Whenever I start up my favorite P2P program and leave my computer on for a week or two, people download about 4GB of pirated material every 24 hours from it.

Hmm. A month or two ago, I was at another university...and I needed to piss after drinking too much...but because I didn't know the place, I couldn't find a toilet...so I went in an alleyway between classrooms in broad daylight, with an equally intoxicated friend keeping watch (and doing a poor job of it, but it was worth it to see the reaction of passerbys). It was good.

And that's how I got in that magazine. *nods*

Something very similar happened to me. I won't give you the details.