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Hi there!

It's your old pal here, Satan, but you can call me Lucy. Anyway, I'd just like to make a little case, an attempt to clear my name, if you will.

I was wondering if it had ever occurred to anyone that I may be the aggrieved party in this whole thing? Remember way back when, when I made a few suggestions to God over where I thought he was going wrong, y'know, kinda as a focus group thing? Anyway, little did I know at that point that the guy has an incredible temper, not to mention a gargantuan ego! He starts ranting at me at how he thinks I'm trying to usurp him! Talk about an over-reaction..

So he casts me out of heaven, yadda yadda, I end up here on Earth. Ok, so now I have that chance to be 'hands-on' with our project. While God's up there dicking around, I actually start some of the hard work. You enjoy your free will? I gave you guys that one! It came to me as I was taking a morning stroll - 'why not let the pawns decide some things for themselves?'. Turned out fun, no? And sex? Y'know, the physical aspect of it all? Yup, mine too! (I can't exactly remember where that idea came from though..)

So, basically my point is this. I've got a bad rap. Everyone hates me. Why? Why am I the despised one when it was I who only had Earth's best interests at heart? I'm the victim of a smear campaign! Has that ever ocurred to you? God got in there early with his Bible, thus cementing his control of the divine media. Yeah, recently I've gotten a foothold with movies and videogames, but nothing of any real consequence. And those Aleistar Crowley and Anton LeVey characters have just messed things up even more! I wanted a respectable, presentable public image, but they get hung up on the mysticism of the whole thing, it goes to their heads, they do too many drugs - back to square one..

So yeah, smear campaign! Anti-diabolical propaganda, I tell ya! I demand that my voice be heard! I demand that this skewed version of events be redressed, so we can see once and for all where things really stand.

Thankyou all for your time, ladies and gentlemen.

Yours,
Lucifer Morningstar, diabolical celestial adversary.

Rolling Stones fan are we? :p

You should read the "Incarnations of Immortality' series by Piers Anthony.

It's a series of seven books that tell the tale of the Incarnations of Death, Time, Fate, War and Nature as they face their own personal battles to defeat the plans of Satan. In the sixth book, The story is told from Satan's point of view. And in the seventh book, we learn that Satan is not necessarily the bad guy in this whole mess. :)

Excellent series of books.

Hi there!

It's your old pal here, Satan, but you can call me Lucy. Anyway, I'd just like to make a little case, an attempt to clear my name, if you will.

I was wondering if it had ever occurred to anyone that I may be the aggrieved party in this whole thing? Remember way back when, when I made a few suggestions to God over where I thought he was going wrong, y'know, kinda as a focus group thing? Anyway, little did I know at that point that the guy has an incredible temper, not to mention a gargantuan ego! He starts ranting at me at how he thinks I'm trying to usurp him! Talk about an over-reaction..

So he casts me out of heaven, yadda yadda, I end up here on Earth. Ok, so now I have that chance to be 'hands-on' with our project. While God's up there dicking around, I actually start some of the hard work. You enjoy your free will? I gave you guys that one! It came to me as I was taking a morning stroll - 'why not let the pawns decide some things for themselves?'. Turned out fun, no? And sex? Y'know, the physical aspect of it all? Yup, mine too! (I can't exactly remember where that idea came from though..)

So, basically my point is this. I've got a bad rap. Everyone hates me. Why? Why am I the despised one when it was I who only had Earth's best interests at heart? I'm the victim of a smear campaign! Has that ever ocurred to you? God got in there early with his Bible, thus cementing his control of the divine media. Yeah, recently I've gotten a foothold with movies and videogames, but nothing of any real consequence. And those Aleistar Crowley and Anton LeVey characters have just messed things up even more! I wanted a respectable, presentable public image, but they get hung up on the mysticism of the whole thing, it goes to their heads, they do too many drugs - back to square one..

So yeah, smear campaign! Anti-diabolical propaganda, I tell ya! I demand that my voice be heard! I demand that this skewed version of events be redressed, so we can see once and for all where things really stand.

Thankyou all for your time, ladies and gentlemen.

Yours,
Lucifer Morningstar, diabolical celestial adversary.What?! You dare suggest that I am conceited?

I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure the Pilate there, washed his hands, and sealed his fate.

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)


Heeeere he cooooomes....thats Cathy's cloooooown...

Egad..I feel so dirty....