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Hi, I just joined last night, so I thought I would leave a post to say hello to everyone and see if I could make some friends on here for a good start :p

Well, I hope you all had a great day today, bye

Greetings mortal, m'name's Czardas -- Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse here. Pleased to meet you. I have deigned to stoop to the corporeal level to give you a piece of advice. If you haven't already read this thread, do so. In addition, beware of Colodia, as he likes to make fun of newbies.

Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse, enjoy your stay...and feel free to TG me with any questions. :D

Welcome aboard.

HI!!!!!

and a great day in deed, got to see my brother, relax, watch some Cardinals baseball.... and even BBQ. What could be better. Welcome to nationstates, let any one of us know if you need some help getting going...

Hey.

Greetings mortal, m'name's Czardas -- Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse here. Pleased to meet you. I have deigned to stoop to the corporeal level to give you a piece of advice. If you haven't already read this thread, do so. In addition, beware of Colodia, as he likes to make fun of newbies.

Anyway, welcome to the nuthouse, enjoy your stay...and feel free to TG me with any questions. :D

Damn it, you beat me to it with the help thread, Czardas. I swear, you're everywhere, just to make another post. :p

Welcome to NS, don't feed the trolls, and feel free to sacrifice to the mods.

How about making some posts for starters. And beware of the evil demons called "Mods", they are corrupters and deceivers... beware! Don't believe what you might be told! :gundge:

Welcome to the jungle, we have fun and games. Seriously, we do.

Damn it, you beat me to it with the help thread, Czardas. I swear, you're everywhere, just to make another post. :p

hey, I beat everyone to Drzhen's signature question! :D And I'm gaining on Czardas' post count!!! :eek:

Welcome to NS, here let me show you around the imaginary internet site you see before you.

*Heads over to International Incidents and UN forums* Heres where nations bitch to each other saying 'I'm better than u!!!11' 'No u r teh sux0r!' 'I n00k J00!'

*Heads over to moderation and techy* Heres where the mods control every aspect of the game, be sure to bow every time you see one though (bows)

*Heads to general* Heres where everyday normal people come to debate and bitch to each other about the importance of cat food in a tuna sandwich.

*Heads over to all non-used forums* Finally, here are the other forums, these used to be really active before NS switched its forum hosting to Jolt, now everything is dead....with the exception of the NS forum

Well there you have it, I hope you enjoyed the tour, now wake up, this is all a dream...all a dream...(drops asleep)

hey, I beat everyone to Drzhen's signature question! :D And I'm gaining on Czardas' post count!!! :eek:

I was just too lazy to answer. :p And I'm not sure if that's such a good thing, to be so young and have so many posts. lol :P

hah, seems like a fun place here :D

Well, thanks a lot for the help so far, I didn't expect to get so many that fast. Keep them coming! :)

hey, I beat everyone to Drzhen's signature question! :D And I'm gaining on Czardas' post count!!! :eek:Oh yeah?

Post count +1!!!


And I'm going to keep championing the newbie advice thread until I leave these forums, or until someone makes a better one! :D

I was just too lazy to answer. :p And I'm not sure if that's such a good thing, to be so young and have so many posts. lol :POh yeah, my post count's an awful burden... :rolleyes:

Oh yeah?

Post count +1!!!


And I'm going to keep championing the newbie advice thread until I leave these forums, or until someone makes a better one! :D
you do that...I'll be in the spam forum :D lol

+1!!

...But don't think I'll ignore this thread!

So here's some more advice just to prove it!
Ferdun, don't be afraid to post in the Mod forum to get the help or actions you want taken care of. But make sure it still qualifies as an infringement on the rules.

Oh yeah, my post count's an awful burden... :rolleyes:

Was jokin', Czardas.

To the original poster: Also, avoid flaming, and feel free to make use of the ignore button.

you do that...I'll be in the spam forum :D lol

+1!!

...But don't think I'll ignore this thread!

So here's some more advice just to prove it!
Ferdun, don't be afraid to post in the Mod forum to get the help or actions you want taken care of. But make sure it still qualifies as an infringement on the rules.I'm in both at the same time, lol! I have two windows open on General, one on Spam.

Oh, a word of advice. Don't post in the spam forum.

And another. I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and anyone who says otherwise is a misinformed idiot.

Was jokin', Czardas.

To the original poster: Also, avoid flaming, and feel free to make use of the ignore button.

Hah, I will be sure to keep it handy :p

Was jokin', Czardas.

To the original poster: Also, avoid flaming, and feel free to make use of the ignore button.I was being sarcastic, you idiot. Although it's not worth talking to people who don't get sarcasm. :p

I'm in both at the same time, lol! I have two windows open on General, one on Spam.

Oh, a word of advice. Don't post in the spam forum.

And another. I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and anyone who says otherwise is a misinformed idiot.


Hah, very nice, I will be sure to keep that in mind...? :p

I was being sarcastic, you idiot. Although it's not worth talking to people who don't get sarcasm. :p
Yes, don't flame!! Like calling people "idiots"! lol :D But don't use the ignore function unless it's one of those Commando or whatever type people that come in, be an ass, then get banned several days later.

Hah, very nice, I will be sure to keep that in mind...? :p

Actually, not posting in Spam is a very good idea, imo. I view it as post whoring if done often, and rather unrespectable, but that's just me.

I was being sarcastic, you idiot. Although it's not worth talking to people who don't get sarcasm. :p

lol, I was rather confused that you seemed to not get that I was being sarcastic, what with being the self proclaimed NS Master of Sarcasm. :p Believe me, I get sarcasm..Just ask my friends. Oh, wait...*sighs*I don't have any..I had them all executed for treason, damn it.

Hah, very nice, I will be sure to keep that in mind...? :pYou'd better! :D

((Otherwise I might throw a temper tantrum! And when I throw temper tantrums, I get out the Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM and do Awful Things with it! So...don't make me have a temper tantrum!!))

Hi, I just joined last night, so I thought I would leave a post to say hello to everyone and see if I could make some friends on here for a good start :p

Well, I hope you all had a great day today, bye

This counts as spam..... lol

lol, I was rather confused that you seemed to not get that I was being sarcastic, what with being the self proclaimed NS Master of Sarcasm. :p Believe me, I get sarcasm..Just ask my friends.I got that you were being sarcastic, and was just continuing where you'd left off. :p

Oh, wait...*sighs*I don't have any..I had them all executed for treason, damn it.What a coincidence, I have the same problem!

You'd better! :D

((Otherwise I might throw a temper tantrum! And when I throw temper tantrums, I get out the Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM and do Awful Things with it! So...don't make me have a temper tantrum!!))

Which means he gets so worked up he manages to stab himself with a butterknife and cries.

I got that you were being sarcastic, and was just continuing where you'd left off. :p

What a coincidence, I have the same problem!

It's a really bad problem, isn't it? But, damn it, if my Teddy Bear of D00m tells me that my friends are disloyal, then they must be annihilated..after all, he has no reason to lie to me. I hold his family hostage.

Ferdun, it helps to have a good sense of humour and imagination here. Just take a look at Lunatic Goofballs for a good example.

You'd better! :D

((Otherwise I might throw a temper tantrum! And when I throw temper tantrums, I get out the Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM and do Awful Things with it! So...don't make me have a temper tantrum!!))

I will be sure to not make you angry...
yes...
of course not.. :rolleyes:

and I can see where the good sence of humor comes in.

Which means he gets so worked up he manages to stab himself with a butterknife and cries.
I can't help it! Our butter knives are sharp!


It's a really bad problem, isn't it? But, damn it, if my Teddy Bear of D00m tells me that my friends are disloyal, then they must be annihilated..after all, he has no reason to lie to me. I hold his family hostage.Oh yes, that trick. I've gotten some of my best information from people by torturing their families. ;)

Ferdun, it helps to have a good sense of humour and imagination here. Just take a look at Lunatic Goofballs for a good example. As a note, LG is the only poster you should actually take seriously. Everyone else you can laugh at. I do, for example. They're all so obviously inferior. And most of them are all so conceited, too...it's almost scary.

I can't help it! Our butter knives are sharp!

Oh yes, that trick. I've gotten some of my best information from people by torturing their families. ;)

As a note, LG is the only poster you should actually take seriously. Everyone else you can laugh at. I do, for example. They're all so obviously inferior. And most of them are all so conceited, too...it's almost scary.

Sharp, eh? A likely excuse.

Yeah, they dun like it when I seduce their families, afterwards. And then still threaten to kill them.

lol, there are some excellent debaters here on NS, and it's always a good idea to read what they have to say, if but to learn from them.

I will be sure to not make you angry...
yes...
of course not.. :rolleyes:

and I can see where the good sence of humor comes in.Yeah, you need it to deal with people like me. It's the only thing that can't be blunted by the Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM.

Sharp, eh? A likely excuse.But it's true! :(

Yeah, they dun like it when I seduce their families, afterwards. And then still threaten to kill them. Lol...I've gotten excellent evidence by raping the loved ones of my enemies... :eek:

lol, there are some excellent debaters here on NS, and it's always a good idea to read what they have to say, if but to learn from them.They're all my puppets though. :D

Hey I just joined too!!! WATS UP?

Hey I just joined too!!! WATS UP?Greetings! I am Czardas, Ruler of the Multiverse! Surely you've heard of me!



No?





Well, I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and anyone who says anything to the contrary will be sliced to pieces by my Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!


Basically, welcome to the nuthouse, and please read this thread, if you haven't already. :)

Greetings! I am Czardas! Surely you've heard of me!



No?





Well, I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and anyone who says anything to the contrary will be sliced to pieces by my Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!


Basically, welcome to the nuthouse, and please read this thread, if you haven't already. :)

Nice to see some one who just joined like me :)

and yes, he up there ^ is the "uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread" (which we all know is a lie, but don't tell him I said that...)

But it's true! :(
Uh huh...

Lol...I've gotten excellent evidence by raping the loved ones of my enemies... :eek:
Why do that when you can convert them?

They're all my puppets though. :D
*coughs*bullshit*coughs*

Nice to see some one who just joined like me :)

and yes, he up there ^ is the "uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread" (which we all know is a lie, but don't tell him I said that...)My omnipotence detects all! You have slandered me, you mortal! For that...I must unsheath the Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!

((Tell me when this gets annoying, lol.))

Why do that when you can convert them?It's more fun. :p

Greetings! I am Czardas, Ruler of the Multiverse! Surely you've heard of me!



No?





Well, I am uber-cool and the most awesome thing since sliced bread, and anyone who says anything to the contrary will be sliced to pieces by my Awful Sharp-edged Long-bladed Keen-pointed Harrowed Sword of DOOM!!!


Basically, welcome to the nuthouse, and please read this thread, if you haven't already. :)

Its really quite sad, He live alone in a one bedroom apartment Writing Czardas, Ruler of the Multiverse all over his walls, He mails himself E-mail and regular mail to "To give them practice", He talks to the operator on the telephone and they are in fact on a first name basis, He does however have a very large very sharp sword and a collection fo heads.... All puppies......

lol.... I kidd Kidd He is going to be a mod someday and he will have his vengence....

Its really quite sad, He live alone in a one bedroom apartment Writing Czardas, Ruler of the Multiverse all over his walls, He mails himself E-mail and regular mail to "To give them practice", He talks to the operator on the telephone and they are in fact on a first name basis, He does however have a very large very sharp sword and a collection fo heads.... All puppies......It's a studio. Sixteenth floor. Walk-up.


lol.... I kidd Kidd He is going to be a mod someday and he will have his vengence....That's right, one day I will control all of you...Mwahahaha!!!!

Greetings new posters...

Here's a important tip. Be sure to have alot of patience to deal with the idoits here.

My name is Medivh, and I'm the Satanic priest here.

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~

That's right, one day I will control all of you...Mwahahaha!!!!

Yeah, one day, not yet ;)

Yeah, one day, not yet ;)That's besides the point! :D

That's besides the point! :D

Well, you know what, maybe one day I will be come one, what then? :p