NationStates Jolt Archive


What is a bigtopian?

The New Diabolicals
17-07-2005, 00:52
The word 'bigtopian' is not in any dictionary, old or new.
It only ever seems to appear on NationStates.
Is it a real culture?
Please will someone say.
Are you a Bigtopian?
:headbang:
The Druidic Clans
17-07-2005, 01:04
Bigtopian (Big-toe-pee-N)-n- A new ethnicity of humanity, different from other ethnicities in that they are generally obese, believed to have originated in the United States of America due to the mass amount of fat, lazy human beings that find it difficult to get out of a chair to change the channel, or eat something worth a damn for once








Source: The Druidic Clan Every-Word Dictionary :D
PaulJeekistan
17-07-2005, 01:10
Did yiu see the last episode of 'Bigtopians say the darndest things?' Hillarious!
Neo-Anarchists
17-07-2005, 01:11
The word 'bigtopian' is not in any dictionary, old or new.
It only ever seems to appear on NationStates.
Is it a real culture?
Please will someone say.
Are you a Bigtopian?
:headbang:
"[...]Was there any excrement, any shamelessness in any form, above all in cultural life, in which at least one Bigtopian would not have been involved? As soon as one even carefully cut into such an abscess, one found, like maggots in a decaying body, often blinded by the sudden light, a Bigtopian. By warding off the Bigtopians we are fighting for the Lord's work.[...]"
-"The Eternal Bigtopian", by Heinz-Dieter Fleischer
Epsonee
17-07-2005, 01:14
Did yiu see the last episode of 'Bigtopians say the darndest things?' Hillarious!
While 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is funny, I cannot wait to see the first episode of 'Fast Animals, Slow Bigtopians'!
Tropical Montana
17-07-2005, 01:28
I figured they were the kind of people who live in the Circus. You know, the Big Top?

Bigtopians could be bearded ladies, snake woman, werewolf, sword-swallower, elephant rider, trapeze artist,and the like.

Oh, and NO, im not a Bigtopian.
Czardas
17-07-2005, 01:48
Ok, now for a serious answer...

"Bigtopia", I think, was the name of a nation created by Max Barry or someone who knew him in the early stages of the game. Thus it's a sort of private joke between Max and...well [violet], if they're not the same person (which I doubt. Max = [violet] and I have proof.) but that's besides the point.
Pyro Kittens
17-07-2005, 04:36
shoulden't this be in issues?
Czardas
17-07-2005, 04:54
shoulden't this be in issues?Doubt it....but let's let a mod decide.