A lot like falling from a great height.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:01
...If you could live your life backwards, would you?
Drunk commies deleted
16-07-2005, 20:01
No, it would be confusing.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:05
No, it would be confusing.
thats A disappoinment because I wanted to travel backwards through time with you.
Megaloria
16-07-2005, 20:06
You betcha. Having only 12 years between sexual activity and death is better than the usual 20+ years of uselessness before death.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:08
You betcha. Having only 12 years between sexual activity and death is better than the usual 20+ years of uselessness before death.
yeah, But I forgot to mention that it would be incredibly painful. something Like being garroted with monkey hair while having your legs amputated by a doctor who wasn't fully qualified. baby.
Megaloria
16-07-2005, 20:18
yeah, But I forgot to mention that it would be incredibly painful. something Like being garroted with monkey hair while having your legs amputated by a doctor who wasn't fully qualified. baby.
No fair adding extra conditions.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:20
No fair adding extra conditions.
i Never claimed this was fair. dee Ba bee doo da dee dooya.
Eutrusca
16-07-2005, 20:22
...If you could live your life backwards, would you?
HELL, no! It was rough enough living it forwards! :D
Pagan Darkness
16-07-2005, 20:23
It would be rather odd to end your life be crawling up inside a womb I guess :)
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:24
HELL, no! It was rough enough living it forwards! :D
but Then you could learn mandarin chinese, backwards.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-07-2005, 20:25
It would be rather odd to end your life be crawling up inside a womb I guess :)
do You even remember your birth?
Drunk commies deleted
16-07-2005, 20:27
thats A disappoinment because I wanted to travel backwards through time with you.
I don't time travel anymore. Last time I stepped on a bug and it caused a sequence of events that resulted in "American Idol".
Eutrusca
16-07-2005, 20:33
but Then you could learn mandarin chinese, backwards.
Huh? I never learned that forwards! :p
Eutrusca
16-07-2005, 20:33
I don't time travel anymore. Last time I stepped on a bug and it caused a sequence of events that resulted in "American Idol".
So YOU'RE the one who did that! :mp5:
Origami Tigers
16-07-2005, 20:54
It would be really hard to lose your virginity at 80, but at least you'd have something to look forward to as far as reverse aging. :D
Eutrusca
16-07-2005, 21:12
It would be really hard to lose your virginity at 80, but at least you'd have something to look forward to as far as reverse aging. :D
Hey! Was that directed at me??? [ evil, squinty-eyed look ]
Xenophobialand
16-07-2005, 21:15
Hell no. My childhood was horrific enough the first time through without having to go back through it.
Origami Tigers
16-07-2005, 21:48
Hey! Was that directed at me??? [ evil, squinty-eyed look ]
Nope! Generalized comment. I was just considering myself in the position of living life backwards and I keep thinking of Mork and Mindy. What was that one guy's name? Oh well. Old men in diapers aren't sexy.
Turquoise Days
16-07-2005, 22:47
...If you could live your life backwards, would you?
Nope. Imagine living the last years of your life, knowing that you were about to reach a very sticky end indeed. :eek:
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 01:27
I don't time travel anymore. Last time I stepped on a bug and it caused a sequence of events that resulted in "American Idol".
you're Time-travelling right now you silly boy. forward In time?
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 01:28
Huh? I never learned that forwards! :p
yeah........ OK. i Don't believe you. there Is no way that you did not learn manderin chinese. everyone Has.
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 01:29
Nope. Imagine living the last years of your life, knowing that you were about to reach a very sticky end indeed. :eek:
but Imagine that you did not eventually enter your mothers vagina, and instead ate lots of raspberry jam.
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 01:31
also, Why is everyone assuming that life backwards would be the same as life forwards? i'm Sure some of you would argue that if you travelled at a greater speed through time and landed in the future you could change......some apples
Cheese penguins
17-07-2005, 01:38
hey is it weird that i am only 15 but want to start living my life backwards today ???
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 14:13
hey is it weird that i am only 15 but want to start living my life backwards today ???
no.
Non Aligned States
17-07-2005, 14:56
Has anyone considered what may happen when you use the toilet if you live your life backwards?
I'll live time the way i currently am thank you very much. Red Dwarf, the answer to every crazy scenario. ^^
The Elder Malaclypse
17-07-2005, 15:36
Has anyone considered what may happen when you use the toilet if you live your life backwards?
I'll live time the way i currently am thank you very much. Red Dwarf, the answer to every crazy scenario. ^^
you Bastard.
Non Aligned States
17-07-2005, 18:48
But at least I'm right about it. That excuses it on my part. ^^