NationStates Jolt Archive

Come on in and make yerselves comfortable! My doors are always open, there's always a fresh keg in the back, and good times to be had by all! first drinks are on the house tonight!

*finishes washing glasses, lights grill, unlocks the door, and turns the sign around to say "OPEN"*

what's everyone waiting for? c'mon in and relax! it's Friday evening! (at least here)

"howdy" i say, "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred"

coming right up!

*shakes martini, pours into glass & hands to Sadistic Skinhead*

*peeps in, looks around... checks to see if dartboards are the electronic pay type or the free mesh board*

Orders a pint :p

here's your beer and darts, just bring 'em back when your done - no charge for having fun here!

"howdy" i say, "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred"
sounds good..."I think I'll have one too!"

'nuther martini coming right at ya

*finishes the martini and eyes off the 8 ball table*, "excuse me barkeep, could i have change of a 5 dollar note please?"

"also, that was a great martini thanks, here's another 5 for your self"

hey, i said fun was no charge here right? so, here's your cues, balls should be in the pockets, but if you still want change, that's no problem either

"No charge? alrighty, i'll have another martini and a shot of rum please"

*takes the cue and balls and sets them up on the table*

Can I have a whisky, no ice or water?

And I can only pay in gold coins.

[QUOTE=The Sadistic Skinhead]"No charge? alrighty, i'll have another martini and a shot of rum please"[/qoute]

*places martini and shot of rum on bar*

Can I have a whisky, no ice or water?

And I can only pay in gold coins.

here's your whisky (only the finest scotch of course) and you're money's as good as any

Hmm...Royal Salute. Great taste.

Here's your payment, and on for yourself.

*Slides 2 gold coins across the table*

*takes the shot of rum, focuses on the table and takes the shot*

What type of bar is this?

A dingy pub, a modern bar, a wine bar or a fantsay Inn(with ogres and stuff)?

What type of bar is this?

A dingy pub, a modern bar, a wine bar or a fantsay Inn(with ogers and stuff)?

more of just a comfortable place (think "Cheers"), but leaning more towards the modern i guess

more of just a comfortable place (think "Cheers"), but leaning more towards the modern i guess

What, no candles? No ogres? No men with swords?

God I must look stupid about now...

I'll have another whisky. Make it a double.

What, no candles? No ogres? No men with swords?

God I must look stupid about now...

I'll have another whisky. Make it a double.


well, there IS a sword haniging over the bar, but, no, no candles, and i generally don't let the ogres in; they tend to go a little overboard and wreck the place. The last time i let ogres in i had to close down for 2 weeks for repairs

What, no candles? No ogres? No men with swords?

God I must look stupid about now...

I'll have another whisky. Make it a double.

LOL :D :p

Gosh I hate it when that happens to me! So I walk over and asks bartender to bring us both a pint ~ we'll sing Tolkien/Hobbit songs or something stupid like that :p

*strolls up to the bar*

"hey barkeep, got a question for you, what's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

"and can i get a beer please?"

*strolls up to the bar*

"hey barkeep, got a question for you, what's the strangest thing you've ever seen?

"and can i get a beer please?"


hmm.... strangest thing i've ever seen? dunno, i'll have to think on that

*Walks in and grabs a coke.*

I need caffeine lol.

So how is everybody?

Turns on TV to watch new Sci-Fi shows! Stargate, Atlantis and Battlestar


:D

"these shows still on?"

*drinks beer and places the glass in the sink for the bartender*

Can I have Bottle? :P

I have an idea. Let's make a thread without any point. And instead of putting it with the other useless crap in the worst of the roleplaying forum sections, let's put in the General area.