Their son must be thrilled.
Drunk commies deleted
15-07-2005, 20:30
A West Midlands family has been crowned "The Faggot Family" in a national competition. There's a picture in the article. The son looks thrilled. Imagine how much teasing he's in for when he goes to school.
The Faggot Family (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm)
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 20:32
I know what that kid's thinking, "FUCK!"
New Genoa
15-07-2005, 20:34
Wow, stupid faggots.
I especially love this quote:
"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
Someone apparently had their double entendre gland removed at birth...
So this is what Fred Phelps is pissed off about! Damn it, his God must really hate pork and pork liver...wait a minute! Jews don't eat pork! God really does hate faggots!
Tactical Grace
15-07-2005, 20:36
LOL, look at the photo again, you can see the fear in his eyes.
He knows what his next purchase at the chemist's is going to be. :D
San haiti
15-07-2005, 20:37
Oh man, The Doody family?
Eutrusca
15-07-2005, 20:38
A West Midlands family has been crowned "The Faggot Family" in a national competition. There's a picture in the article. The son looks thrilled. Imagine how much teasing he's in for when he goes to school.
The Faggot Family (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm)
ROFLMAO! Which brings up an interesting question: if they burn the faggots, will they then become known as "The Flaming Faggot Family?" :D
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 20:39
I would slap my parents for being so dumb...
Carnivorous Lickers
15-07-2005, 20:39
yeah-life wasnt hard enough with the last name "Doody", so mom and dad pushed on to be the faggot family.
Say a prayer for that boy.
Carnivorous Lickers
15-07-2005, 20:40
ROFLMAO! Which brings up an interesting question: if they burn the faggots, will they then become known as "The Flaming Faggot Family?" :D
Ha!! :D
Oh don't be silly boys...faggot doesn't have the same meaning over there. Sheesh.
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 20:42
If there the Faggots, does that make his sister a lesbian? :D 2341323
San haiti
15-07-2005, 20:43
Oh don't be silly boys...faggot doesn't have the same meaning over there. Sheesh.
Yes it does. Call anyone a faggot here and I guarantee they'll know what you mean.
New Genoa
15-07-2005, 20:44
Oh don't be silly boys...faggot doesn't have the same meaning over there. Sheesh.
I think in most instances, if you called a Brit a fag, they'd know what you're talking about...
Dobbsworld
15-07-2005, 20:46
Oh don't be silly boys...faggot doesn't have the same meaning over there. Sheesh.
Oh, Sinuhue, I think it's really quite funny, especially the bit about "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
Ohhhh, that made me chuckle.
Frangland
15-07-2005, 20:47
ROFL!
Thanks, I needed that! ZING!
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 20:48
We better be careful with all of this talk about faggots, it could be offensive to Brits. After all its their culture.
I think in most instances, if you called a Brit a fag, they'd know what you're talking about...
Our meaning comes from that word; back in the 1800's, it was commonly believed that only "effeminate" men smoked cigarettes, and so the term "fag" gained the connotation of homosexual.
Reminds me of a story my old wrestling coach told me. While in Russia training, he told one of his Russian teamates to "take it easy" before leaving to go back to his hotel. Well the Russians apparently don't hold the same meaning for that phrase as we do and got into a nice fight with my old coach.
Returning from tangent: Parencide would be the proper word relating to the storying following this one.
Carnivorous Lickers
15-07-2005, 20:49
Oh, Sinuhue, I think it's really quite funny, especially the bit about "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
Ohhhh, that made me chuckle.
it almost makes you think the writer was well aware of the various interpretations. It seems like a mockery.
Neo-Anarchists
15-07-2005, 20:50
I especially love this quote:
Someone apparently had their double entendre gland removed at birth...
"The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week[...]"
Drunk commies deleted
15-07-2005, 20:51
If there the Faggots, does that make his sister a lesbian? :D 2341323
No, but they're shipping her off to Holland where she'll be a dyke.
Sorry.
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 20:52
No, but they're shipping her off to Holland where she'll be a dyke.
Sorry.
ROFL *implodes*
Carnivorous Lickers
15-07-2005, 20:53
No, but they're shipping her off to Holland where she'll be a dyke.
Sorry.
and then boys will be trying to stick their fingers in her.
Sorry-did I go too far?
Frangland
15-07-2005, 21:01
a friend of mine from australia regaled us of being on a US airline plane and asking the stewardess for a rubber...
he wanted an eraser... but asked for, in USian, a condom.
the stewardess was shocked, of course.
Celtlund
15-07-2005, 21:03
See what fun we can have with cultural differences. :D I'm glad we aren't being politically correct. Humm...I wonder what a faggot tastes like????:D
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 21:11
and then boys will be trying to stick their fingers in her.
Sorry-did I go too far?
That brings new meaning to the phrase...eh on second thought never mind.
A West Midlands family has been crowned "The Faggot Family" in a national competition. There's a picture in the article. The son looks thrilled. Imagine how much teasing he's in for when he goes to school.
The Faggot Family (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm)
Hmm, yes, the kid is teased in school. Why? Because schools are controlled by christians. So, they would be teased because they are doing something anti-christian. I am saying nothing else on this matter.
Drunk commies deleted
15-07-2005, 21:15
Hmm, yes, the kid is teased in school. Why? Because schools are controlled by christians. So, they would be teased because they are doing something anti-christian. I am saying nothing else on this matter.
I'm an atheist and if I was a kid in his school I'd make fun of him too.
Neo Kervoskia
15-07-2005, 21:17
I'm an atheist and if I was a kid in his school I'd make fun of him too.
Who wouldn't?
Kroblexskij
15-07-2005, 21:18
i know its not, but thats a joke
-Everyknowledge-
15-07-2005, 21:19
I'm an atheist and if I was a kid in his school I'd make fun of him too.
It'd be really, really, hard to resist. :p
The Elder Malaclypse
15-07-2005, 21:24
I think in most instances, if you called a Brit a fag, they'd know what you're talking about...
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that fag means ciggarette.
Peter: Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up.
Kroblexskij
15-07-2005, 21:29
Hmm, yes, the kid is teased in school. Why? Because schools are controlled by christians. So, they would be teased because they are doing something anti-christian. I am saying nothing else on this matter.
Now where in the bible does it outlaw the advertisation of faggots - the food.
second, schools arnt run by christians
third, the word fag in UK english means a cigarrete, the faggot is a gay person to my knowledge and rubber is a common word for an eraser.
the brand, MR Brains Faggots is in my opinion as good marketing as Uncle Hitlers ricin cakes
UpwardThrust
15-07-2005, 21:35
No, but they're shipping her off to Holland where she'll be a dyke.
Sorry.
Only if she starts to retain water :D
Brabantia Nostra
15-07-2005, 21:51
harhar... *lol*
Look at the poor boy! This kid is going to be bullied at school. He will hate his parents for the rest of his life.
The frase: "Did you eat your faggot", is quite disturbing, I'd say. Some sick German freak did eat a faggot.
Who knows what this boy will do........
Oh
And don't make fun of our dykes! They keep the water out! :D
Warrigal
15-07-2005, 21:52
I was always under the impression that a "faggot" was a bundle of sticks.
In Britain, "fag" can mean lots of things, nouns being a cigarette, or a menial servant, and in verb form it refers to being tired.
And if I were a kid in his school, I'd probably just hit on him or something. :p