NationStates Jolt Archive

^ read the title.

"rock and roll!" mainly.

^ read the title.
"I hate to be the one to spoil all your childhood illusions, but ...!" :D

I'm out, like a fat kid in dodgeball.

"Shut up and eat your sandwhich!"

Yeah I know...

Bump

"[Insert random thing here] doesn't exist."

Smoke.

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Smoke.

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Are you smoking yet?

Smoke.

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Smoke.

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Are you smoking yet?

Damn you, Damn the brocolli, and damn the Wright Brothers!

Damn you, Damn the brocolli, and damn the Wright Brothers!
To the Hindenpeter!

Funnily enough, it's often "You Schweinebacke." Alternately, "Wahhhhh".

Ask a German for the first one.

Currently it's "Thumbs up, let's do this!"

To the Hindenpeter!

How do you afford these things!?

Death to Whitey!

and sometimes ...

Rock Us, Dukakis!

Death to Whitey!

and sometimes ...

Rock Us, Dukakis!
You're right, the 80s were fun.

"You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter" Im not sure if thats more of a catch phrase than a motto, but i like the phrase.

"I hate my life" and "Workers of the World, unite!"

How do you afford these things!?

"Oh god Joe watch out! The blade is still spinning!"
"What the hell is that!?"

I'm not too familiar with the newer episodes

Usually it's a long, very sacrastic "Ooookay...".
And then there's also the long time favorite "Could someone pass me the vodka?".
Once enough has been passed, though not a real catch phrase, there are sentences that include 'strawberry', followed by 'Uh, I said something dirty'-laughter.

I think the closest I have to a "catch phrase" is the occasional dire proclaimation of "*shrug* I'm just that hardcore" when I claim to do something absolutely, ridiculously impossible.

Example.

me: I'm telling you, man, I drank like four times my weight last night
someone else: Nuh uh
me: Totally. Totally did.
someone else: You wouldn't be able to handle that
me: You don't know that. *shrug* I'm just that hardcore.

Moo Cow!

Life is not fair. Get over it.

I know real cheerful :)

You want a bottle for that whine?

"Oh god Joe watch out! The blade is still spinning!"
"What the hell is that!?"

I'm not too familiar with the newer episodes

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Old-school loop of the crash line.

"I swear that monkey wasn't there when I sat down."

*You Want Some Wine with that cheese*
*you want some cheese with that whine*
*Discount Warehouse. Imagine calling your kid that*
i also spout out about 700 phrases from the simpsons each day
and i have about 7000 more catchphrases

SERIOUSLY

"Hug me!"

"Lord forgive them, fot they do not know what they are doing" (I'm an atheist and I'm a teacher)

"Eh-oh"

It depends on where I am...if I'm at work, it usually goes somethin like: "Eh, I'm just a SrA, wtf would I know?"

Elsewhere, I tend to go with: "Life's a bitch, [insert random phrase that has to do with the current subject]". Example: "Life's a bitch...then you get older and realize just how much of a bitch it is"

"What the gay" is my catch-all catchphrase for confusion or exasperation, "stay frosty" replaces goodbye, and recently, I've taken up saying "It's on like Donkey Kong."

Say it out loud. You'll have yourself a ball, I promise.

That's not egg white!

I'm (blank). (Blank) like an (unrelated noun)!

Example:

I'm foxy. Foxy like an emu!
I'm angry. Angry like an Englishman!

once you go black you cant go back

"[Semi-blasphemous string of expletives]" and "I'll get back to you on that"

Favourite stolen catchphrase: "It takes strength to play the second fiddle well."

Usually for me, when someone near is down, I cheer them up with a bright and happy: :D "Smile! It gets worse!" :D

"evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"

:fluffle:

You dropped something....
and he says: what, what it is, what did I drop?
You dropped my heart...! ;)

"Silence, you careless dolt!"
and also
"As hollywood celebrety (insert celebrety here) once said; I'm going to kill you."
ROCK ON STEWIE!
and sometimes
"Remember boys, shoot first, ask questions later"

There's "Damn you, you faulty PEZ-dispenser-making bastards. Damn you all to HELL!" whenever I'm frustrated and "I blame television" when I'm not sure what caused something.

Also, this isn't a catch phrase, so much as it's something I say A LOT - "Did Drunk Commies get DEATed AGAIN?" - to which the answer is almost always a "Hell yeah".

There is also, "Carrying a flashlight like that can not be comfortable."

"Poopin' is cool"

"I did NOT wank that technology! I've had it for months!"

Catchphrase? Hmm....

I think "oops!" would be mine.


Wait... no...


"*SMASH* Oops!"

My catch phrase:

"I loathe incompetence"

I use this, for instance, when I get home after stopping at McDonald's... and find that I was given a McTasty without cheese when I clearly ordered it with cheese.

OR... when they forget to add the ranch dipping sauce for the Chicken Selects... and yes, I had reminded the order-taker that I wanted ranch sauce with them.

Win tiem!.. Tiem for win.

"I'm not saying it doesn't stink. I'm saying it smells a bit like Strawberry poptarts straight from the toaster. Come smell."

The ones that are constant (said more or less the same way each time) are all borrowed, though I don't know all the sources-

From my Uncle: "What's up with your bad self?"

From a jazz instructor: "Oh yeah?" He would say it at random-especially if no one said anything.

From an old boss: "Sorry Bob" as a rejection. From another boss, "Starts with (), ends with () and rhymes with (word being implied)" for example (real one used by boss in the actual situtation) after being asked what's going on, "Starts with B, ends with T and rhymes with 'Bomb threat.'"

For the most part, though, people know it's me talking because of the way I phrase things. I don't know exactly where it comes from, it's kind of a sideways Groucho Marx kinda thing-if Marx where a California slacker. I can't really replicate it because for me it's just talking, so I don't know what everyone is able to pick out in what I say.


Also I use 'quality' to express approval. I'm sure I'm not the only one who does that but I don't know where I picked it up.

Look Fuzzy Bunny.

Smoke.

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Smoke.

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Are you smoking yet?

Now now New Genoa, the last thing we want to do is to get kids smoking

"What are you, jewish?"

and also "bloody [insert any group of peoples/objects/animals here], coming over here, stealing our jobs and our women"

"I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
--Simple, succinct, and true in almost every instance.

Ya right, What ever!

Black is beautiful, baby.

As in - how do you want yer coffie?
Or - Type of beer? ( Guiness )
Or - Remarking on the fact that the lights went out...

etc.

"Close enough for gummit work",
"Don't sweat the small shit" and
"Fast, Cheap, and Good -- pick two".

Oh and "Parts never killed a project".

I think those of you that work for a living should appreciate those.