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Teacher is a real jerk-off

Drunk commies deleted
14-07-2005, 23:12
A teacher masturbated in front of his students while they were taking an exam. It may be in a tabloid, but you just can't make this stuff up.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005320278,00.html
Begark
14-07-2005, 23:15
Ok, that's so disturbing it crosses right through outrage into amusement.
Vetalia
14-07-2005, 23:15
Real subtle. If you've got to flog your log that bad, go to the bathroom or something. It's a lot worse to get fired, publically disgraced, and probably arrested than to leave for a little while and incur the risk of a few students cheating.

I like the title of the thread, it's quite a pun. ;)
Liverbreath
14-07-2005, 23:19
A teacher masturbated in front of his students while they were taking an exam. It may be in a tabloid, but you just can't make this stuff up.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005320278,00.html

Gives a whole new deminsion to affirmative action.
Drunk commies deleted
14-07-2005, 23:20
Real subtle. If you've got to flog your log that bad, go to the bathroom or something. It's a lot worse to get fired, publically disgraced, and probably arrested than to leave for a little while and incur the risk of a few students cheating.

I like the title of the thread, it's quite a pun. ;)
Much like the teacher in question I'm not known for my subtlety. But at least I don't whack it in public.
Neo-Anarchists
14-07-2005, 23:23
A teacher masturbated in front of his students while they were taking an exam.
Now, see, that might be justified if it were a sex-ed class, and if he did it more openly. Teaching the students how to not have sex, and through that, lowering teenage pregnancy rates! A hero, a hero I say!
Vetalia
14-07-2005, 23:24
Much like the teacher in question I'm not known for my subtlety. But at least I don't whack it in public.

Well, you don't have to be subtle, but don't do it in front of others (unless they're in to seeing a guy masturbate...)

What grade was the teacher? It makes me wonder if there's some Pee-Wee Herman type stuff going on here. :(
JuNii
14-07-2005, 23:25
Shay Kernaghan, 27, put chairs either side of his desk to hide what he was doing, but one sixth-former said: “It was obvious. He went pink and started shaking his hand.”The problem is that he wasn't wanking off...


He couldn't find it... :D

that's why he's denying it, he went pink from embarassment, and his shaking hand was his frantic search for Mr. Happy
Raabes
15-07-2005, 00:05
It may be in a tabloid, but you just can't make this stuff up.

So Batboy is real, Elvis is still alive, and the world is flat.

/sarcasm
Sino
15-07-2005, 00:14
Good Lord! What has the world come to?!
Undelia
15-07-2005, 00:20
Good Lord! What has the world come to?!


I HATE that phrase! Nothing personal, of course.
JuNii
15-07-2005, 00:21
I HATE that phrase! Nothing personal, of course.
err... [thinks] how about
"We are going to Hell in a Handbasket!"
Mt-Tau
15-07-2005, 00:26
This is about on par with that judge who did the same thing under his robe durring court. :D
The Noble Men
15-07-2005, 00:36
So Batboy is real, Elvis is still alive, and the world is flat.

/sarcasm

Of course Elvis is alive. Elvis Costello.

Still, what the hell was that guy thinking. Apart from "ooh, yeah!".
Undelia
15-07-2005, 00:41
err... [thinks] how about
"We are going to Hell in a Handbasket!"

Exactly. One sicko does something and a bunch of people (mostly politicians) say it has something to do with a failing of society, but it was really that just that one sicko that happens to be screwed up, not everyone else.
Verda de Amor
15-07-2005, 08:35
You know this incident is simply the result of some childish prank. The kids laced the teacher's apple with Viagra, and there is a warning label: If an erection lasts 3 or more hours..... :gundge: