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Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..

What about you guys?

If hell exists then I guess I'll be there with you. All the cool people are going to hell anyway. It'll be like a party.

Hey I'm a pagan so supposedly there is a special place in hell set aside for me. Come & visit me well barbaque.

We're all going to hell, just enjoy the ride. ;)

If hell exists then I guess I'll be there with you. All the cool people are going to hell anyway. It'll be like a party.
I just hope prince aint there singing "party like its 1999"

Considering the huge amount of people going to hell.. We could probably rebel against Satan and his demon buddies.. itll be like braveheart all over again

Yep, I have been told I was going to hell many times.
Damn, Now I need to go listen to highway to hell. :)

I'm in hell already, aka high school. :rolleyes:

I just hope prince aint there singing "party like its 1999"
Meh, I hope he is. His band can play some funky shit when they want to.

Meh, I hope he is. His band can play some funky shit when they want to.
I just don’t like that song :) lol

Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..

What about you guys?

I tell you what, you bring the chips I'll bring the dip.

Yeah, I'm an atheist so that's where I'm going. The 6th level to be exact

take this test to find out what level of Hell you're going to:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm in hell already, aka high school. :rolleyes:EDIT: Although I've been down to the next level, which is New Jersey.

(And I'm not going to apologize for that! ;))

Considering the huge amount of people going to hell.. We could probably rebel against Satan and his demon buddies.. itll be like braveheart all over again

I'll join you if I'm guaranteed the supernatural ability to launch bolts of lightning from my nether regions.

EDIT: Although I've been down to the next level, which is New Jersey.

(And I'm not going to apologize for that! ;))

Yea, Dante shafted us, we're in the ring below Satan. Bastard never gave credit where credit is due.

Hell here. Look at the sig vvvv

Definitley. Doing almost anything fun will get you sent to hell, so count me in!

Yeah, I'm an atheist so that's where I'm going. The 6th level to be exact

take this test to find out what level of Hell you're going to:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I got fifth level of hell... Funny thing is that im not violent at all

Hell is only an option for subscribers. Even then, it's a fifty-fifty chance of eternal damnation. There's lots of people who'd be happy to see me roasting on Satan's Skillet, but unless I for some reason decide to convert to Christianity, get baptized, etc. before I exit this continuum... I'll be the one handling my personal affairs in the Afterlife.

As it ought to be.

Have fun in Heaven, or Hell, or Limbo, or wherever it is that you subscribers end up. I'm planning on an extended tour of SpaceTime, thanks all the same.

Maybe I'll pop in and look some of you up. See how eternity is shaping up for you all. I promise to sneak in some freezies for the people stuck in that lake-of-fire dealie.

Mmm-kay?

Hey I got the sixth level of hell. See ya there guys.

Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..

What about you guys?
Even if there is a heaven, I don't think they're going to let old 'Nam vets in. I'm hoping there's a place just for soldiers where we can re-enact battles without anyone suffering, tell each other lies over huge tankards of ale, and where beautiful dancing girls do their best to distract us. That's an old soldier's idea of "heaven," although it almost sounds like Valhalla. :D

[QUOTE=Eutrusca]Even if there is a heaven, I don't think they're going to let old 'Nam vets in. I'm hoping there's a place just for soldiers where we can re-enact battles without anyone suffering, tell each other lies over huge tankards of ale, and where beautiful dancing girls do their best to distract us. That's an old soldier's idea of "heaven," although it almost sounds like Valhalla. :D[/QUOTE

Telling each other lies over huge tankars of ale...

Sounds like the perfect place :)

Probably, but at least I'll get to meet all the coolest philosophers and political thinkers. I'll get to debate Nietzsche and maybe even Lenin over things like the Will to Power and the Vangard party.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Nice! I'm a Virtuous Non-Believer! It says:

You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Someone want to tell me why that's a bad thing? I get to hang out with Caesar and Socrates.

We could all have a big NS party there!

We could all have a big NS party there!
Cool! I'll sneak out of the sixth level and join the party.

Hell is only an option for subscribers. Even then, it's a fifty-fifty chance of eternal damnation. There's lots of people who'd be happy to see me roasting on Satan's Skillet, but unless I for some reason decide to convert to Christianity, get baptized, etc. before I exit this continuum... I'll be the one handling my personal affairs in the Afterlife.

As it ought to be.

Have fun in Heaven, or Hell, or Limbo, or wherever it is that you subscribers end up. I'm planning on an extended tour of SpaceTime, thanks all the same.

Maybe I'll pop in and look some of you up. See how eternity is shaping up for you all. I promise to sneak in some freezies for the people stuck in that lake-of-fire dealie.

Mmm-kay?

Maybe we'll see each other in the restraunt at the end of the universe, I hear they make great drinks there.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Nice! I'm a Virtuous Non-Believer! It says:

Someone want to tell me why that's a bad thing? I get to hang out with Caesar and Socrates.

Well, heaven is supposed to be super-great, so limbo in comparison to heaven is a bad fate(especially because limbo sounds sort of depressing). Limbo in comparison to the other layers of hell is very good. Besides, it is unlikely in some ways that you even would be able to hang out with Caesar and Socrates(no one has ever seen limbo and come back to tell the tale, it might not be very good at all).

I can guarantee you EVERYONE is going to hell. There are at least 2 religions that state if you are not a exclusive member of my religion you are going to hell. So I will bring the Marshmellows.

No, Hell does not exist.

Ive met the kind of people that go to heaven, and i dont really wanna spend all eternity with them.

Hahahaha. It thinks I'm going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis. Bugger that, as they say. I'm gonna... well, I don't know what I'm going to do, but you can guarantee there will be a distinct absence of eternal damnation. Cold drinks will also make a guest appearance. Who's with me?

Edit:Ive met the kind of people that go to heaven, and i dont really wanna spend all eternity with them. Heh, land of milk and honey would get a bit tedious, non? I don't even like honey ;)

Yeah, right. I guess you're going to tell us it's a mythical place like New Jersey.

We could all have a big NS party there!

Uhhh, ill have problems getting out of the fifth level, since its full of violent phycos

Uhhh, ill have problems getting out of the fifth level, since its full of violent phycos
that's too bad

Well, they say "idle hands are the Devil's playthings" and that "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions," and all other sorts of rubbish, so yes, I'm hell-bound. (Also for all the things that I have actually done, as well.)

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Aparently im a very bad person, ive never raped a grandmother and then ate her cat, doesnt that ocunt for something?

I've always been amused by the detailed descriptions of hell. Iron walls, rust colored plains, etc etc. Sounds like an eyewitness account. So, who's the bastard who saw it and escaped to tell the tale?

Does anyone remember the scene in 'Pirates of the Carabiean' where Jack Sparrow is confronted by some sailor... "They say they leave no survivors." Jack says, "No survivors eh? So who brought back the story?"

Religion is for cognatively challenged savages.

I'm from 5th circle by default... I live in Connecticut!

Yeah, I'm an atheist so that's where I'm going. The 6th level to be exact

take this test to find out what level of Hell you're going to:
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

That was an awesome test.

Check this out -

"You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!"

"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

I get to hang out with Caesar, Homer and Socrates, in a place illuminated by reason, without punishment, just some sadness. And since the idea is that God isn't around, the booze, drugs and :fluffle: will most likely be flowing freely! Hell is suddenly looking up.

Looks like I'm going to be spending time with the heretics. On a side note, hell probably wouldn't be that bad except for the fact that even those who think they won't go there end up there. The looks of surprise on their faces will probably be good though. :rolleyes:

that's too bad, but what are these "levels"? Yeah, I know I'm ignorant, but isn't that strength?

The levels are categories in which the sinners are put into... The evil masterminds such as hitler gets 9 level... while the virtious atheist are in limbo

The levels are categories in which the sinners are put into... The evil masterminds such as hitler gets 9 level... while the virtious atheist are in limbo

Actually aparently hitler's seventh level, huh,
arded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

hes a tryrant who committed crimes against god and nature and a warmonger, though id rather see him bein chewed up by lucy himself, i'll settle for harpys minataurs and centaurs

WAUT A SEC! im in a higher level than hitler, damn im worse than a genocidal maniac

Well.... It depends... On the offchance that hell does exist, which I doubt greatly, I might be getting a tan "down there." :rolleyes:

I'm all for overthrowing Satan and getting any former repairman for heating units to fix all the leaks.

Well.... It depends... On the offchance that hell does exist, which I doubt greatly, I might be getting a tan "down there." :rolleyes:

I'm all for overthrowing Satan and getting any former repairman for heating units to fix all the leaks.

Put up a disco ball and some fresh flowers, it wouldnt be all that bad

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

That sounds a tad harsh. :(

No, Hell does not exist.

you dont exist.

Okay, here's how I feel... I'm a practicing Catholic (apparently, I haven't gotten it right, yet!) and I do not presume to know whether God will allow me a spot into Heaven or throw me with the goats (read revelations) into the buring fires of Hell.

I do know this-- If Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell and I are all in the same place -- it's probably going to be hell.

Yes.
Yes I am.

Yes.
Yes I am.

Any plans to avoid that outcome?

One of my friends is convinced that I'm the Third Antichrist, so it's natural that I'm going to Hell. I'm all for the mutiny idea. After the Revolution, I think air conditioning should be high priority.

Heaven for climate, Hell for society.

One of my friends is convinced that I'm the Third Antichrist, so it's natural that I'm going to Hell. I'm all for the mutiny idea. After the Revolution, I think air conditioning should be high priority.

Heaven for climate, Hell for society.


We could start using Hell's natural resources to drive heaven out of business. That would be amusing.

Doom will venture to the eighth level of hades when he leaves this wretched plane. Bah! No matter, he will conquer it as he will conquer all things.

Nope.

I probably won't get front row in Paradise, but I'll at least be there. Only the truly evil go to Hell.

Rokolev
No, Hell does not exist.

you dont exist.

Hardly fair. He could be Jewish, or from one of the Indian sub-sects...

Well, they say "idle hands are the Devil's playthings" and that "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions," and all other sorts of rubbish, so yes, I'm hell-bound. (Also for all the things that I have actually done, as well.)


Thats funny, I have always herd "Idle hands spend time at the genitals".

you can all rot in hell if you really believe it exists. I will be enjoying my next life!

The levels are categories in which the sinners are put into... The evil masterminds such as hitler gets 9 level... while the virtious atheist are in limbo
yeah, I found the link to that test a little while after I posted that...Turns out I'm going to level 6!

I just hope prince aint there singing "party like its 1999"
Ha, or playing basketball and making pancakes. Bitches.
Oh my, Dave Chapelle is hilarious.

Nope.

I probably won't get front row in Paradise, but I'll at least be there. Only the truly evil go to Hell.

No, as a Muslim, you're screwed. My President told me so. Cuz God speaks through him.

Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..

What about you guys?

No, as a matter of fact, I am NOT going to hell.

Thank you for asking.

Actually, you really cannot state if your going to hell or not because that is like saying God's decision is in your hands because you are saying you are going to hell.

Nope.

I probably won't get front row in Paradise, but I'll at least be there. Only the truly evil go to Hell.

If we are to go by Dante's Inferno then those who do not accept Christianity into their hearts, but still live good virtuous lives, will still be sent to the first circle of hell. In the first circle their is no fire and brimstone per se, but the people there are doomed to an eternity without gods glory.

Oh but don't worry, most of this is BS anyway. Hell, if Dante is right then I'm going to the 8th circle of hell at least(8 of 9 circles).

Actually, you really cannot state if your going to hell or not because that is like saying God's decision is in your hands because you are saying you are going to hell.

Actually, it IS in your hands.

Actually, you really cannot state if your going to hell or not because that is like saying God's decision is in your hands because you are saying you are going to hell.
Well, that's correct. And doing so is arrogance punishable by eternal damnation in hell. So, if you say that you're going to hell, your arrogance will send you to hell. If you say you're not going to hell, your arrogance sends you to hell.

So, it's safe to say you're going to hell. I mean, if you say it you will.

No, as a matter of fact, I am NOT going to hell.

Thank you for asking.
Actually, you are. See my previous post.

Sorry.

Oh, Im totally going to hell, I enjoy sex... thus any sex out of wedlock and im screwed... thus im going to hell... far, far into hell.

Hmm.. Seems like I'll be going to the 7th layer. Oh well. If there is an afterlife, I'm going to Valhalla. Screw the other religions.

Going to hell? If you would ask me:

Yeah, preferably. As an expression of disagreement to with God. :mad:

yeah that one online test told me i'm going to the eighth ring. but what're ya gonna do? :rolleyes:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Awesome. :D

EDIT: Although I've been down to the next level, which is New Jersey.

(And I'm not going to apologize for that! ;))


I'm in NJ and life couldnt be much better. I'm right at the shore, the air is clean, the water is clean,the beaches are the BEST! my neighbors are great, kids schools are great-my town is the second safest town in America to live in, two of the top five towns to live in Amercia are in NJ.
There are shitty places everywhere, but dont feel the whole state is like that. Most of it is pretty damn nice.

I'm in hell already, aka high school. :rolleyes:

I work in hell!! aka high school
That's even worse!!!

Besides the fact that I'm an atheist, living together with my girlfriend (unmarried), I swear and curse (f_ck f_ck f_ck).

So after this hell, there's another hell waiting for me. But if all you guys will be in hell aswell, it might become quite a bit of fun! :D

No one can say whether or not they, or anyone else is going to hell as God specifically said that He is the only one who can pass Judgment. All you can really do is believe in Him, and follow the bible as much as possible.

I'm in NJ and life couldnt be much better. I'm right at the shore, the air is clean, the water is clean,the beaches are the BEST! my neighbors are great, kids schools are great-my town is the second safest town in America to live in, two of the top five towns to live in Amercia are in NJ.


Plus you've got all that weird paranormal stuff going on. I'd like to live in NJ just to investigate it all.I wonder why it all happens in NJ? :confused:

Plus you've got all that weird paranormal stuff going on. I'd like to live in NJ just to investigate it all.I wonder why it all happens in NJ? :confused:
Biggest wild area east of the Mississippi river (NJ pine barrens) combined with the highest population density in the US. It means that there are plenty of people looking for the weird shit and there is a nice big area conveniently nearby for the weird shit to hide.

Plus we've got a longer recorded history than most of the other states so we've accumulated more legends.

I think that long history, large population and large wilderness area work together to make it such a weird place.

Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..

What about you guys?

According to a Christian, and if we're going by the Christian doctrine, then, yes, I'm going to hell.

In actuality, I personally believe I'm pretty safe from going to a fiery red place for the "bad guys".

Sorry if I'm condescending to any Christians out there; I honestly respect people's points of view, even if it doesn't appear so! :(

According to that test i took i am a Virtuious Atheist and i will go to the 1st level of hell.. peaceful yet sad.. at least i dont have torture to look forward to :p

in the words of my dad

what a crock of sh*t

No, as a Muslim, you're screwed. My President told me so. Cuz God speaks through him.

I knew it! During the elections, I so totally said, "This guy has God written all over him." You just won me $20. Huzzah!

According to that test i took i am a Virtuious Atheist and i will go to the 1st level of hell.. peaceful yet sad.. at least i dont have torture to look forward to :p

in the words of my dad

what a crock of sh*t

I got the same- 1st level-Limbo...hey, being there with Socrates, Homer, and Aristotle makes me feel smart!

Suposely I am.. I mean im living an honest life, im a good person that helps those in need, I never cause danger to the community, but I am atheist.. So i guess im going to hell..


You may be a saint in your own eyes, but to God you are a sinner nonetheless. You go to Hell for sins, not for crime.

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Well, I got to Purgatory! At least I'm not totally screwed or prevented from getting to heaven.

If you don't believe in hell why worry about going there? Besides, according to the guidelines of "Hellgoing People", just about everybody might as well book a direct handbasket flight.

I'm one of the elect so i guess i'll be looking down upon all of you from heaven with tears in my eyes.

[QUOTE=Eutrusca]Even if there is a heaven, I don't think they're going to let old 'Nam vets in. I'm hoping there's a place just for soldiers where we can re-enact battles without anyone suffering, tell each other lies over huge tankards of ale, and where beautiful dancing girls do their best to distract us. That's an old soldier's idea of "heaven," although it almost sounds like Valhalla. :D[/QUOTE

Telling each other lies over huge tankars of ale...

Sounds like the perfect place :)
Doesn't it though? Sigh. Nice dreams. :)

Hmm.. Seems like I'll be going to the 7th layer. Oh well. If there is an afterlife, I'm going to Valhalla. Screw the other religions.
I'll probably get there first, so I'll be sure to save you a seat and a tankard of ale. The dancing girls are your own problem. :D