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Well?

None, I'm a married man...well ok...I keep 1 or 2 playboys around but I don't count that as porno :p

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On another note, how do you define pornography? Keep in mind that you have no connection to the industry (presumably). Think about this for awhile and you shall soon see the fatal flaw in government censors.

Yea same as northern...I'm married(well soon to be) but I don't have 1 or 2 I still recive them monthly.

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On another note, how do you define pornography? Keep in mind that you have no connection to the industry (presumably). Think about this for awhile and you shall soon see the fatal flaw in government censors.
What do you mean, "how do you define pornography"? Anything that a typical person would look at and say, "THAT IS PORNOGRAPHY." Or go to a porno store, pay for, and say, "THANK YOU, CLERK, FOR SELLING ME THIS PORNOGRAPHY."

Whether that's video, audio, or text, it doesn't matter.

I've got a few hardcore DVDs. My girlfriend gets turned on by them, which is pretty cool. :)

What do you mean, "how do you define pornography"? Anything that a typical person would look at and say, "THAT IS PORNOGRAPHY." Or go to a porno store, pay for, and say, "THANK YOU, CLERK, FOR SELLING ME THIS PORNOGRAPHY."

Whether that's video, audio, or text, it doesn't matter.

But some people’s definition of pornography is far more inclusive. For instance, some people considered Paris Hilton’s recent ad for a hamburger company to be pornography. Thanks for clarifying what you meant by it, though.

I own 500 gazillion tons of pornography, with Undelia written all over.

You slightly sick-os!! Porn?????!!!!! I'm actually shocked (no really, I am.)

I forgot to metion I do own a copy of Penthouse...the only one just because Kyla Cole was in it :p

I own 500 gazillion tons of pornography, with Undelia written all over.

0_o

Total irony Undelia. Think nothing of it.

*Stalks Undelia outside.*

I've got a few hardcore DVDs. My girlfriend gets turned on by them, which is pretty cool. :)


Lucky buggar! One mention of watching porn together and I sleep on the sofa! :headbang: :headbang:

Lucky buggar! One mention of watching porn together and I sleep on the sofa! :headbang: :headbang:

LMAO I'm married and have a huge poster of Kyla Cole(Topless) on my wall...whats my wife say? Nothing :D

Not so much hardcore pornography, but several erotic books from Tony Ward, Nobuyoshi Araki and other photographers, as well as some old Betty Page shorts on DVD and Eric Stanton and Tom of Finland compilations.

Lucky buggar! One mention of watching porn together and I sleep on the sofa! :headbang: :headbang:

Yeah, I can't complain. She was the one who actually suggested it. I like it when she "acts out" what's on screen. :cool:

31.5 Gigabytes... OF HARDCORE PORN. Yeah ill admit it. I think most of the people here saying they dont have any are just outright lying.

Yeah, I can't complain. She was the one who actually suggested it. I like it when she "acts out" what's on screen. :cool:

Acting out the movie is a lot of fun.

I own about a drawer full of mags, but i mostly get new stuff of the web for free these days

why does anyone care about how much one owns?

Yeah, I can't complain. She was the one who actually suggested it. I like it when she "acts out" what's on screen. :cool:


:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

*SO UNFAIR.... SSSSSOOOOOO UUNNNFFAAAIIIRRR*

Doesnt have a sister does she? :D

I have approximately 200 gigabytes of porn striped to a three disk RAID.

I have approximately 200 gigabytes of porn striped to a three disk RAID.

And I thought I had alot! (Used to have 70 but I just got finished getting rid of what I dont watch anymore to save space.)

None. I can't imagine how embarassed I'd be trying to purchase a wank-mag from a twenty-something over a counter. And stuff on your comp can come back to haunt you.

I have approximately 200 gigabytes of porn striped to a three disk RAID.

some collection you got there, chief! :p

And I thought I had alot! (Used to have 70 but I just got finished getting rid of what I dont watch anymore to save space.)Some collection you got there, Chief!When you're in the Navy, you can't afford to be a lightweight. Porn saves a lot of money on hookers.

All of the porn i own is on my hard drive,another reason i love computers,no magazines,no dvds' or vcr tapes to hide when i have company ;), no cluttter ,about 20 gigs worth. not much but enough.Thank You ,Private, European Porn is the Best!!

When you're in the Navy, you can't afford to be a lightweight. Porn saves a lot of money on hookers.

I lol'd.

When you're in the Navy, you can't afford to be a lightweight. Porn saves a lot of money on hookers.
Hahahaha.

My friend claims to have 175 gig...

I have a little, which I lost somewhere on the computer the day i got it off my friend and can't find it :s

My friend claims to have 175 gig...

I have a little, which I lost somewhere on the computer the day i got it off my friend and can't find it :sWindows has this nifty little search function that you can access from the start menu. Unless you're a Mac user, in which case I pity you.

My friend claims to have 175 gig...

I have a little, which I lost somewhere on the computer the day i got it off my friend and can't find it :s

I'm sure your parents will find it, whenever they decide to log on to your computer.

Windows has this nifty little search function that you can access from the start menu. Unless you're a Mac user, in which case I pity you.

If you remember what the file name was... My porn is in a little inconspicuous folder labled, "My Stuff". Then if anyone wonders what that is they cant access it cause all my "sensitive" files are encrypted with a nifty little program called "Encrypted Magic Folders." God I love technology.

Well, As the title I put suggests, I have a lot of it. I would say it is close to 20 gigs on my PC alone.

If you remember what the file name was... My porn is in a little inconspicuous folder labled, "My Stuff". Then if anyone wonders what that is they cant access it cause all my "sensitive" files are encrypted with a nifty little program called "Encrypted Magic Folders." God I love technology.Back when I was in high school (and middle school), I would just make the folders "hidden," then change the settings so that hidden folders wouldn't be displayed. I was the only one in the house that had that level of expertise.

Anything that a typical person would look at and say, "THAT IS PORNOGRAPHY." Or go to a porno store, pay for, and say, "THANK YOU, CLERK, FOR SELLING ME THIS PORNOGRAPHY."
I can imagine a rather slow, loud person saying that. It's quite a funny image.

Unless you're a Mac user,
in which case it finds anything in a matter of seconds instead of minutes.

Just thought about it, am i the only one who dislikes the artificial, pumped up, bleached dolls that modern porn stars have become?

I'm curious as to how many of you men w/ significant others tell your girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever) that you detest porn, but secretly love it.

My boyfriend told me that he thought it was degrading to women, etc..., but I eventually found porn on his computer (completely by accident), and he confessed that he's been wanking off to porn for a long time.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that. He just led me to believe that he was a completely different person than he actually is.

I was just wondering if there are a lot of other guys out there who do the same thing, whether it's because they're embarrassed, or what.

Um, that's all. :p

None whatsoever.

The closest thing would be some manga my uncle picked randomly out of Barnes and Noble and gave me for my birthday. It's not really what you would consider hardcore action, just some mild stuff.

None atm.



Surprised?

Just thought about it, am i the only one who dislikes the artificial, pumped up, bleached dolls that modern porn stars have become?
No, you're not. I actually don't find many of the mainstream porn stars attractive, simply because they look so fake.

Just thought about it, am i the only one who dislikes the artificial, pumped up, bleached dolls that modern porn stars have become?

Yes.

I have a sizeable amount of amateur porn, myself. However, I have very few videos of major porn stars like Mary Carey or Asia whateverherlastnameis. I just don't find them atractive.

Well, As the title I put suggests, I have a lot of it. I would say it is close to 20 gigs on my PC alone.

what a fine first line at general. :)

I'm curious as to how many of you men w/ significant others tell your girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever) that you detest porn, but secretly love it.

My boyfriend told me that he thought it was degrading to women, etc..., but I eventually found porn on his computer (completely by accident), and he confessed that he's been wanking off to porn for a long time.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that. He just led me to believe that he was a completely different person than he actually is.

I was just wondering if there are a lot of other guys out there who do the same thing, whether it's because they're embarrassed, or what.

Um, that's all. :p

well, many have ambivalent feelings in this field, I'd guess. I mean, of course porn is stupid and in a way I don't like it but it is nontheless fun to watch. I don't know... :)

I have approximately 200 gigabytes of porn striped to a three disk RAID.

Jesus Christ!! Is that a lifetimes collection? I only have about 1 gig.

I have very little, but my girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get more!

I actually have none....

3.3 gigs.

What, do you people think I waste MONEY on pr0nz0rz? Hell no when it's free! :p

I used to have 25gig worth of amateur porn on my computer. Mostly vids but some pics as well. Now there's nothing wrong with my imagination but sometimes it's much easier to do a quick "pit stop" while watching a vid than having to use the brain for imagination. Besides, I had a period when wanking off 6-10 times day was a must so I ran out of imagination ;)

Today I only have about 10 dvd's of porn and the computer is clean. Me and my gf both enjoy the dvd's so I guess I'm lucky in that way.

I don't have any on the computer.

Do have one Japanese ghost fantasy story that I taped off the TV and it turned out to be soft core porn as well, though I didn't know that until I watched it. Its not pure porn however and has a good funny storyline.

I have approximately 200 gigabytes of porn striped to a three disk RAID.
My computer's total disk space is one third that size. :eek: Holy fuck.

My computer's total disk space is one third that size. :eek: Holy fuck.
With emphasis on fuck. :D

way less than a gig. all photos, no video. some small percent of that is "art porn"

couple magazines i picked up at the porn store somewhere along the way.

Lucky buggar! One mention of watching porn together and I sleep on the sofa! :headbang: :headbang:

I'm sorry, but, in my best Nelson voice, "Ha ha!"

Back on topic; I might have a little somewhere around here.

I own none,and I'm a single male aged 18


and in celebration of my 3,000th post I'll be handing out cookies and punch.

Yay! Cookies and punch! And pr0n crackers!

I don't own any at all. I just look at stuff on the net. Ah, the joys of Google image search...

The floor gave way under it and it fell through. Now the people downstairs won't give it back...

If yaoi manga and anime qualify, then yes, I have a very good collection.

And yes, I am a girl, and yes I like this kind of porn... :D

Just a little hint to guys. Women usually dislike porn (films) because of the cheap look, ugly acters/actresses and cheesy music. Try to show some films with more quality e.g. Andrew Blake films (if I remember the name correctly). He makes goodlooking stuff which women may find more enjoyable.

Not enough.

None, being stoic doesn't allow me to have emotions like passion, and I would define all sexual acts(even masturbation which is associated with porn) as acts of passion, therefore I do not have any.

I've never purchased any pornography.

...but in these days...who does?

Well, I don't normally keep porn, I just memorize sites where I can get a lot of it (mostly furry stuff).

The really, really, really, REALLY good stuff I archive in zips for later viewing. So if you only count that, a little bit of it..

But if you count the rest of the stuff I look at, ungodly amounts. I spend at least four hours a day looking at porn. xD

Interesting that you'd spend 4 hours doing something so useless, why not go do something constructive like go for a walk or something.

(Just for people to know, I'm not an old man, I'm quite young, not even 20 yet.)

Interesting that you'd spend 4 hours doing something so useless, why not go do something constructive like go for a walk or something.

(Just for people to know, I'm not an old man, I'm quite young, not even 20 yet.)

Because walking doesn't lead to orgasm.

A walk is hardly constructive.

Eh, I have a little bit on the computer. A few full length movies, that's bout it. I find watching it to be quite humorous...it's kinda like...couldnt they find a different storyline already?

Although, I'm still looking...and if anyone has any, send me a tg....for a porno with a mullet-sporting midget. I figure that mullets are damn funny, and midgets are damn funny. Midget porn alone is the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life, so a mullet-sporting midget just has to be gut-wrenchingly hilarious. I mean, even just typing it makes me laugh...

...in fact, if you're argument for taking a walk involves claiming it's good for staying physically fit...then I think masturbation trumps that..

But seriously, how is walking more constructive than browsing? You could've come up with way better things...like..."why not spend those 4 hours looking for a girlfriend?"

Eh, I have a little bit on the computer. A few full length movies, that's bout it. I find watching it to be quite humorous...it's kinda like...couldnt they find a different storyline already?


Hey, Neut.. Did you order a pizza?

Because walking doesn't lead to orgasm.


Good point...

...in fact, if you're argument for taking a walk involves claiming it's good for staying physically fit...then I think masturbation trumps that..

But seriously, how is walking more constructive than browsing? You could've come up with way better things...like..."why not spend those 4 hours looking for a girlfriend?"

A few reasons for that. :P

The first is that I much prefer guys.

The second is that a relationship involves leaving the house, which I consider a lot of effort.

Third, I'm currently in an online relationship (not the same, I know, but here's to hoping we meet someday).

And fourth.. Well, it's kinda hard to meet someone who lives up to my portrait of an ideal mate.

Feathers, wings, beak, sentience.. :P

Hey, Neut.. Did you order a pizza?

Only if the delivery person is a hot blonde female with low sexual inhibitions and my pool girl is the same...

Only if the delivery person is a hot blonde female with low sexual inhibitions and my pool girl is the same...

Goddamit. Why do I always get the ones with the fat balding guy and the chick with boobs like fried eggs? >:/

But seriously, how is walking more constructive than browsing? You could've come up with way better things...like..."why not spend those 4 hours looking for a girlfriend?"

I concur. This is why I really dont watch porn, or spend money at strip clubs, etc. Why throw away money on something that's surely not going to involve any more action than with Rosy when I can spend that time and money on the chance at meeting a real woman... Not that I'm easy, but...I mean, sheesh... Porn = waste of time and money. (Except midget porn...cuz that's just some funny stuff)

I concur. This is why I really dont watch porn, or spend money at strip clubs, etc. Why throw away money on something that's surely not going to involve any more action than with Rosy when I can spend that time and money on the chance at meeting a real woman... Not that I'm easy, but...I mean, sheesh... Porn = waste of time and money. (Except midget porn...cuz that's just some funny stuff)

I reiterate my portrait of hotness is currently a genetic impossibility.

Third, I'm currently in an online relationship (not the same, I know, but here's to hoping we meet someday).

Cheers, to hoping we meet :D

Goddamit. Why do I always get the ones with the fat balding guy and the chick with boobs like fried eggs? >:/


Where do you live? See, you gotta live in the right place...ya know...Beverly Hills or some such where there are a lot of hot, young females with low inhibitions...

And fourth.. Well, it's kinda hard to meet someone who lives up to my portrait of an ideal mate.
This is why I much prefer amateur porn...or at least porn that features (in my case) females who look amateur and do not have necessarily perfect bodies.

1. For me, while viewing the porn, it's simply more realistic...not every girl is a really hot porn star (although...I'm a college student, and a good chunk of college girls are porn star quality...)...

and 2. I can't possibly be jaded by the porn and set sky high expectations for relationships...so long as she's skillful...

I reiterate my portrait of hotness is currently a genetic impossibility.


In other words, there are no 'hot' people in the world? Or you simply wont get the chance to be with any of them?

Where do you live? See, you gotta live in the right place...ya know...Beverly Hills or some such where there are a lot of hot, young females with low inhibitions...

I was talking about the movies. xD

I don't even have a pool, let alone a poolgirl.

In fact, if I had enough money to even pay for a pizza delivery, I'd be astonished.

I am blind with one huge arm...

and 2. I can't possibly be jaded by the porn and set sky high expectations for relationships...so long as she's skillful...

I have to disagree, my friend. Just call it...personal experience...speaking here, but I can attest to the fact that many well-formed young ladies are quite...uninhibited...in the bedroom. The key is not finding one that is, it's finding how to uninhibit the girl you have...

Although, I'm still looking...and if anyone has any, send me a tg....for a porno with a mullet-sporting midget. I figure that mullets are damn funny, and midgets are damn funny. Midget porn alone is the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life, so a mullet-sporting midget just has to be gut-wrenchingly hilarious. I mean, even just typing it makes me laugh...
Well I have a movie for you that has a midget sporting a mullet, it's not porn, but still so bad it's hilarious. Their are two or three nude scenes, and I assure you that you will remember one of them for the rest of your life.

Anyway, the classic title of the movie is "Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires"

And I'm getting my copy of it signed by two, maybe three of the cast members.

I think many men use porn, it's quite normal today, but a girlfriend is a completely different thing.
It's just a question of self-esteem. Sounds "very clever" now, but you don't believe it until you have a girlfriend...

PS I have a girl friend AND 24.6 Gigs porn. Paying for WHAT? ;-)

I got porn like a squirel has nuts. :D

In other words, there are no 'hot' people in the world? Or you simply wont get the chance to be with any of them?

(And to Googlia as well)

I reiterate my portrait of an ideal mate is a birdman. Find me one, and I'll consider myself wrong. D:

On amount, I'm rocking close to 3 GBs, unless you count ripped DVDs, then it goes up to about 23 GB. And I am 100% certain that anyone, anywhere would consider it porn. ;) I think I have maybe 3 pics that count as artsy. Well, I do have some hentai, but I don't think that's what we mean...

Just a little hint to guys. Women usually dislike porn (films) because of the cheap look, ugly acters/actresses and cheesy music. Try to show some films with more quality e.g. Andrew Blake films (if I remember the name correctly). He makes goodlooking stuff which women may find more enjoyable.

Amen to that. Every woman I've ever been with loves well produced porn. They pay for it, want to watch it, take it from there. For some reason when I suggest we just watch some of my fine titles, like, "I'm a Whore, Fuck Me Like One" that has a scene where a woman hurts her ankle skiing and the "snow" she's on is a nice, crunchy sounding, white boat tarp, they seem to only get angry.

Interesting that you'd spend 4 hours doing something so useless, why not go do something constructive like go for a walk or something.

(Just for people to know, I'm not an old man, I'm quite young, not even 20 yet.)

We know. You youngens (I'm 22) have all these high ideals about the world and take all the pointless stuff so seriously and all the serious stuff you think is pointless. I was there myself once upon a time, a good run at life in general and the glorious United States Air Force in particular will fix that. If you were an old man, you'd likely find at least tasteful porn appealing.

You can also be stoic (as you said you are in a post above) but still mix in some hedonistic principals. Trust me, I live that life every single day. Hell, I even got a 100% on my Ethics paper that I wrote about it.

And I'd venture that some people can burn many more calories through their porn honding activities in 4 hours than they can walking.

My, oh my, the things that I've seen...

I think many men use porn, it's quite normal today, but a girlfriend is a completely different thing.
It's just a question of self-esteem. Sounds "very clever" now, but you don't believe it until you have a girlfriend...

PS I have a girl friend AND 24.6 Gigs porn. Paying for WHAT? ;-)

That's not entirely true about the self-esteem thing. Watching pornography doesnt require low self-esteem. Many women watch it for the same reason I do, because a mullet-sporting midget having sex with a fat woman is just hilarious - whatever your gender.

(And to Googlia as well)

I reiterate my portrait of an ideal mate is a birdman. Find me one, and I'll consider myself wrong. D:

*Fiddles in genetics*

*Fiddles in genetics*

*Banjos in Physics*

I have to disagree, my friend. Just call it...personal experience...speaking here, but I can attest to the fact that many well-formed young ladies are quite...uninhibited...in the bedroom. The key is not finding one that is, it's finding how to uninhibit the girl you have...

Totally agreed there.

Really, the hardest part for me is finding a girl with a personality I can stand for more than a couple of weeks. Anyone can be good in bed (though some better than others), the hard part is finding a "keeper".

What? All I ask is that they be incredibly attractive, intelligent, charismatic and have a great personality, in addition to being... talented. Be next to God, be next to me, I don't play in the leagues below, and there are none above, all I ask is that they are perfect, maybe then I'll find my true love. ;)

Totally agreed there.

Really, the hardest part for me is finding a girl with a personality I can stand for more than a couple of weeks. Anyone can be good in bed (though some better than others), the hard part is finding a "keeper".

What? All I ask is that they be incredibly attractive, intelligent, charismatic and have a great personality, in addition to being... talented. Be next to God, be next to me, I don't play in the leagues below, and there are none above, all I ask is that they are perfect, maybe then I'll find my true love. ;)


Lol...all I ask for is an attractive, intelligent, charismatic, full-size pickup driving, wrangler wearing, country girl with all her teeth and no kids...apparently I ask for too much in life...

Wow, your guys' expectations are about as realistic as mine. :P

Wow, your guys' expectations are about as realistic as mine. :P


Eh...mine are actually pretty realistic...I've already met a few of em...course, ironically, I forgot to include single - which would preclude most of the ones I've met and then there's all the ones that I've known for so long that it'd just be weird to date and/or watch pornography with (like how I put us back on the subject of the thread there...pretty smooth, eh?)

I used to have a sh*tload of porn on my computer. But then I messed up the settings on a screen saver and it was all on display to my girlfriend at the time. Worked out okay, we got married later. But I don't own porn anymore.

What? All I ask is that they be incredibly attractive, intelligent, charismatic and have a great personality, in addition to being... talented. Be next to God, be next to me, I don't play in the leagues below, and there are none above, all I ask is that they are perfect, maybe then I'll find my true love. ;)

All I ask is that they have a pulse, or at least are still warm.....








I'll get me coat ;)

Eh...mine are actually pretty realistic...I've already met a few of em...course, ironically, I forgot to include single - which would preclude most of the ones I've met and then there's all the ones that I've known for so long that it'd just be weird to date and/or watch pornography with (like how I put us back on the subject of the thread there...pretty smooth, eh?)

Ah yes, the single and not someone I've been friends forever with conundrum I regularly encounter. I feel your pain. Doesn't mean it ever really stops me, just means it's predetermined to fail. Oh well, some fun can still be had.

On our (really not even that) high standards, never surrender! To compromise is to admit failure on at least some level, and I, at least, do not fail.

On your quite smooth and stylish transition back to the copious amounts of pornography we all own, very nice played good sir.

Ah yes, the single and not someone I've been friends forever with conundrum I regularly encounter. I feel your pain. Doesn't mean it ever really stops me, just means it's predetermined to fail. Oh well, some fun can still be had.

On our (really not even that) high standards, never surrender! To compromise is to admit failure on at least some level, and I, at least, do not fail.

On your quite smooth and stylish transition back to the copious amounts of pornography we all own, very nice played good sir.


I dont bother with pushing anything to happen with friends...if it happens, great...if not, then I've still got a great friend.

Thanks, I try.

You mentioned a stint in the AF, what's your AFSC and where were/are you stationed?

Porn = waste of time and money.
Thats only because you're neutered.

porn + hand = survival between girlfriends

I dont bother with pushing anything to happen with friends...if it happens, great...if not, then I've still got a great friend.

You mentioned a stint in the AF, what's your AFSC and where were/are you stationed?

I take the same view on the friend thing. It just usually goes down with any women friends that we end up hooking up sooner or later. I'm irresistible and I can't say no. :)

On my AF time, my AFSC was 1N551 (Electronic Signal Intelligence Exploitation, for those of you attempting to follow the thread hijack in progress, not that that probably makes too much sense either) and I lucked out and ended up back basically at home at luxurious Peterson AFB. I did that for a couple of years, and now I'm back going to college for history teaching, which, thanks to said AF run, is basically free. And seeing as I view college as more a dating service than anything else (I still get good grades), it allows me lots of chances to hook up with fine women to watch porn with (so ends the hijack... for now...).

Mod: Man, my spelling and grammar goes to hell at 4 AM.

I take the same view on the friend thing. It just usually goes down with an women friends that we end up hooking up sooner or later. I'm irresistible and I can't say no. :)

On my AF time, my AFSC was 1N551 (Electronic Signal Intelligence Exploitation, for those of you attempting to follow the thread hijack in progress, not that that probably makes to much sense either) and I lucked out and ended up back basically at home at luxurious Peterson AFB. I did that for a couple of years, and now I'm back going to college for history teaching, which, thanks to said AF run, is basically free. And seeing as I view college as more a dating service than anything else (I still get good grades), it allows me lots of chances to hook up with fine women to watch porn with (so ends the hijack... for now...).


Ahhh...I'm currently serving at Dyess AFB as a 2A051B (Automated Test Equpment Technician) working backshop for the B-1B. But..only for another 1 1/2 months and then I'll be free! Have you looked into the ANG in your home state? I know in my home state, for signing for 6 years in the ANG, I'd make approx $1600 a month with tuition and fees waived at any state-sponsored college... ($1k for the AD GI Bill, $350 GI Bill kicker for the ANG, and $250 drill pay for that one weekend a month, and my home state waives tuition for ANG members)

Ahhh...I'm currently serving at Dyess AFB as a 2A051B (Automated Test Equpment Technician) working backshop for the B-1B. But..only for another 1 1/2 months and then I'll be free! Have you looked into the ANG in your home state? I know in my home state, for signing for 6 years in the ANG, I'd make approx $1600 a month with tuition and fees waived at any state-sponsored college... ($1k for the AD GI Bill, $350 GI Bill kicker for the ANG, and $250 drill pay for that one weekend a month, and my home state waives tuition for ANG members)

That's cool, B-1s are my bomber (any plane really) of choice. For a while, I was actually thinking about staying in and trying to become a B-1 pilot. Not really to sure why I gave up on that, probably just because I was a little tired of the AF after my first enlistment. I mean, it was cool and all, and I'm proud of my run, but I was just getting burned out. Guess it just wasn't as exciting as I had hoped. And congratulations on your impending release. :)

But anyway, I don't believe our ANG in Colorado is quite that good of a deal (no waiver of fees, Colorado doesn't roll like that), but other than that, everything sounds about the same. I've actually kicked around the idea a bit, but for now, I've just decided to put it on the backburner, knowing it's there if I need it. I get enough to pay for college and basic living expenses, plus my occasional work, so I'm not hurting to badly for money right now (though I think Capital One is almost legally able to take one of my kidneys for repayment). Anyway, I'm about to punch out for the night, but if you want to keep talking, feel free to TG me or kick me an email at BE.Hyperion@gmail.com, as I'll probably not get back to the forums for another month.

A lot...mags, videos, DVDs - and my computer is choc full of the stuff :P

since we all have the internet... :) That means that we in theory all have a looooot of pr0n. We just don't use it. Internet is a privilige not a right. So therefore we are priviliged to use pr0n that is on the internet, but we don't.

I have around 600MB of porn (images), and god knows how much in movies. ;x

It's interesting to note that if it weren't for my girlfriend, I wouldn't have most of what I do. <3

Being agood Catholic boy I don't own any.

I'm sure your parents will find it, whenever they decide to log on to your computer.
probably, :P


actually, think it's on a virtual PC harddrive. IOt is teh best way to hide it, cause you can install another OS on your system under microsoft virtual PC, and as long as your parents can't access it you're safe... :D

I own far more porn then my boyfriend does all of it video, almost all on my computer. I don't think he even has any at all... but we do watch it together every once in a while to get ideas. :fluffle: I dunno, I guess I'm just a bit obsessed with sex in general, but hey, what 20 year old girl isn't... right...? :p

8.58 GB, apparently. I barely ever look at it though, it's just the accumulation of years and years of free samples.

A few reasons for that. :P

The first is that I much prefer guys.

The second is that a relationship involves leaving the house, which I consider a lot of effort.

Third, I'm currently in an online relationship (not the same, I know, but here's to hoping we meet someday).

And fourth.. Well, it's kinda hard to meet someone who lives up to my portrait of an ideal mate.

Feathers, wings, beak, sentience.. :P

are you gay? just interested, :p

I'm curious as to how many of you men w/ significant others tell your girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever) that you detest porn, but secretly love it.

My boyfriend told me that he thought it was degrading to women, etc..., but I eventually found porn on his computer (completely by accident), and he confessed that he's been wanking off to porn for a long time.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that. He just led me to believe that he was a completely different person than he actually is.

I was just wondering if there are a lot of other guys out there who do the same thing, whether it's because they're embarrassed, or what.

Um, that's all. :p

I always tell my girlfriend. If she doesn't like it, tough, she can dump me. I am currently in an awesome relationship with a girl, and i have been for about 6 months, and recently we've started to watch porn ogether and take ideas from it. It's quite fun, cause i don't have to do the wanking off! ;)