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I claim that this roughly 77 sq. mile island at coordinates 68°49'48.77" S and 90°32'48.10" to be mine! It shall be know as "Foxxinnia"!

I didn't know we could do that. I want an island, damnit.

You'll have to eject the Norwegians first Foxxy.

The Norwegians have it? What's it called?

Well Foxx, it depends how much rent you are willing to pay me, see?

I can't seem to find the UN's e-mail address.

Sorry, but I CAN make you Governor of that little insignificant piece of land!

You see, when I claimed Earth, I claimed ALL of Earth!

See sig for details. Restrictions do not apply to Colodia.


And we really should all email the UN all at once with our declarations for the same exact bit of land. :D

Oh, that island? You mean New Czardas? ;)

I found it!

...

Uhh, how's this?

SUB: Land Claims
"I need to contact the Organization that deals with land claims. Could you direct me to their web address?"

I found it!Then why, if you pay it a visit, will you find the signs saying "This island is pwned by +3|-| Cz4r!!!1111 3N73R 4nd j00 D13!!!!!1!!11oneoneone!!"

((Or not. I have yet to put them up. Lol!))

Well than I claim this island off of Anartica!

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Well than I claim this island off of Anartica!


That, sonny, would be a block of ice. Ice that will disappear by the time the UN recognizes your claim thanks to global warming. :D

That, sonny, would be a block of ice. Ice that will disappear by the time the UN recognizes your claim thanks to global warming. :D

Well it's my block of ice, so NYAHHH!

That, sonny, would be a block of ice. Ice that will disappear by the time the UN recognizes your claim thanks to global warming. :DIt must be one big block, since there are currently 5000 people living on it. :rolleyes:

Sent. Now I wait.

It must be one big block, since there are currently 5000 people living on it. :rolleyes:
Oh yeah?

Well they do not exist. :D

Oh yeah?

Well they do not exist. :D

I'll import them from Mars.

Oh yeah?

Well they do not exist. :DYes they do. Wanna bet? Go there and check. I'll give you a one-way ticket. :p

Yes they do. Wanna bet? Go there and check. I'll give you a one-way ticket. :p
But I don't have an air.... Oh wait, yeah, go right ahead.

Hah. perrt countries arguing over tiny, useless islands...

how about do like I did - become a moving mechanical island (hey, if people can claim the earth as thier own, and take over small, claimed island nations, then I can have a moving mechanical island!)

I also claim ths Landmass.

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/967/island5jh.jpg

But I don't have an air.... Oh wait, yeah, go right ahead.Well, I'll provide air transport. I think Madeupair has a one-way only flight there. Perfect for Colodia, it will be. :D

Well, I'll provide air transport. I think Madeupair has a one-way only flight there. Perfect for Colodia, it will be. :D

I was going to say port.

I also claim ths Landmass.

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/967/island5jh.jpgNo fair! That's mine already! :(

No fair! That's mine already! :(

You can have Greenland.

I was going to say port.But it's so much easier to escape from a ship! :rolleyes:

You can have Greenland.Oh boy! I get an uber-powerful army of penguins to conquer Nova Scotia! (Pun intended!) :)

But it's so much easier to escape from a ship! :rolleyes:
As in Airport.

pff, whatever, this party ended at the end of the 19th centaury
*heads to Mars*

As in Airport.I prefer helicopter dropoff. It's so much easier. :)

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DAMN!

DAMN!Mwahahahah! :-P

If we edit our post dates to 1000 AD, would we technically own them?

I'll just e-mail the next address.

I didn't know we could do that. I want an island, damnit.

If you get an island, you better invite me.

There. I sent the e-mail to the second address.

If you get an island, you better invite me.Don't worry, we will :p

There. I sent the e-mail to the second address.

Get a script to keep sending the same e-mail every 10 seconds or something. Then they're bound to respond just to shut you up.

Don't worry, we will :p

Niiiice....

Who all is going to be staying on this island?

Niiiice....

Who all is going to be staying on this island?Oh, just you, although I can release an evil scary human-eating monster if you want. ;)

You need to pass a test to get onto my Island/Block of Ice.

Oh, just you, although I can release an evil scary human-eating monster if you want. ;)

No man eating trolls on my island, please.

Oh, just you, although I can release an evil scary human-eating monster if you want. ;)

:eek:

You need to pass a test to get onto my Island/Block of Ice.

What kind of test? Hmmmmm?

Plus, I'm thinking the island is going to be something like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Aerou/Other/outpost.jpg). I dunno how much time I'd be wanting to spend there......

Even though penguins are really cute, its a toss up. Man eating monster vs penguins. How scary is this monster anyway?

Actually setting up you own country is kind of possible, but it seems like a shit load of work.

linky to the worlds newest Principality (http://www.uniquepeek.com/fusion_pages/index.php?page_id=166)

You can buy your own man-made tropical island here (http://guide.theemiratesnetwork.com/living/dubai/the_world_islands.php)

More about it here, as well (http://www.theworld.ae/)

No man eating trolls on my island, please.You mean you want to ban yourself from your own island? :eek:

:p

And besides that, I'm thinking of something more along the lines of a swamp creature related to the squid, with tentacles that can grab people from 2 miles outside the water. :rolleyes:

So, I was speaking with my extended family, who come from eastern Germany, before the post-war partition. It seems that our family, the Klewenos, were ejected from their castle in Mecklenburg, in Pomerania. If I were to go to Germany, and live there permanently, the German government would, upon proof of descent, and proof of residency, would give over the property to me. Of course, property tax in Germany might be pretty high... but anyways. Does anyone know the tax rates for Germany?

So, I was speaking with my extended family, who come from eastern Germany, before the post-war partition. It seems that our family, the Klewenos, were ejected from their castle in Mecklenburg, in Pomerania. If I were to go to Germany, and live there permanently, the German government would, upon proof of descent, and proof of residency, would give over the property to me. Of course, property tax in Germany might be pretty high... but anyways. Does anyone know the tax rates for Germany?
Party at Drzhen's castle! :D

I'm stealing the World from Colodia. Just an FYI. I declare free Pr0N for everone.

You mean you want to ban yourself from your own island? :eek:

:p

And besides that, I'm thinking of something more along the lines of a swamp creature related to the squid, with tentacles that can grab people from 2 miles outside the water. :rolleyes:

I actually prefer kittens to people.

At least I know it's *mine*. I was in contact with the German ambassador with information and whatnot, he sent me letters from the person who is considered the "guardian" of the castle grounds, it's being currently used as a nursing home.

To hell with the old people.

But really, I'd have to move to Germany permanently, and be able to afford the taxes there. Which are extremely high in Germany. I'm so sad :(

You can buy your own man-made tropical island here (http://guide.theemiratesnetwork.com/living/dubai/the_world_islands.php)

More about it here, as well (http://www.theworld.ae/)Is there anything the Emerites can't do?

Is there anything the Emerites can't do?

I dunno. But I have dibs on E15, haha.

I'm not sure, but I thought that the laws for exploration and claiming land was that you had to go to it, plant your flag on it, and get permision from the Pope. Maybe you should email the Vatican instead of the UN?

As far as I know, the cost of *buying* an island ranges from about $20 million on up.

As far as I know, the cost of *buying* an island ranges from about $20 million on up.

I was hearing $25 million and up.

As far as I know, the cost of *buying* an island ranges from about $20 million on up.

Yea. $25 million I think.

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/215/claim3ln.png
I claim that this roughly 77 sq. mile island at coordinates 68°49'48.77" S and 90°32'48.10" to be mine! It shall be know as "Foxxinnia"!

Bring a sweater! :)