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This man hates peas.

If they hate peas then kill them all. Legumes are a great food source and should be respected as such.

*visualizing whirlled peas*

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This man hates peas.
LEt me guess, you are Atheist who hate of the Christ and alliance with the Muslims to destroy the Christ. Can you please refute the evidence from Quran I posted in the thread 'Do we need to regulatee religion in UK'??

the peas! the peas! oh the humanity!

LEt me guess, you are Atheist who hate of the Christ and alliance with the Muslims to destroy the Christ. Can you please refute the evidence from Quran I posted in the thread 'Do we need to regulatee religion in UK'??

Why do you hate peas? You seem to hate them almost as much as ole Karimov.

Bah! All vegetables are inferior! My descendants will hunt your descendants for food! Rib racks are great! Jihad for prime beef!

Yay!

Bah! All vegetables are inferior! My descendants will hunt your descendants for food! Rib racks are great! Jihad for prime beef!
Blasphemer! You can't eat barbecue without baked beans on the side! Legumes gave their lives that we might live. The presence of their spirit within us is made known by the voices that speak from our colons! Legumes are the true food faith.

LEt me guess, you are Atheist who hate of the Christ and alliance with the Muslims to destroy the Christ. Can you please refute the evidence from Quran I posted in the thread 'Do we need to regulatee religion in UK'??

Let me guess, you are a self-righteous egotistical ass who thinks you've somehow got the whole God thing figured out because your mommy and daddy told you Christianity is good and you hate Muslims because your great-aunt's third cousin's roommate's doctor's friend was killed by Muslims once, so now you hate those durn turrists.

Let me guess, you are a self-righteous egotistical ass who thinks you've somehow got the whole God thing figured out because your mommy and daddy told you Christianity is good and you hate Muslims because your great-aunt's third cousin's roommate's doctor's friend was killed by Muslims once, so now you hate those durn turrists.

Wow, talk about connecting the dots that dont exist. Nevertheless, I understand you are a proud Atheist and hate Theism. :P I don't hate Muslims one bit, I hate Islam for what it teaches. :)

Shame on all of you bean haters, that's blatant anti-Legumism!

Shame on all of you bean haters, that's blatant anti-Legumism!
Preach it brother!

Shame on all of you bean haters, that's blatant anti-Legumism!

You'd think that after the vegecaust people would be a lot more sensitive.

Wow, talk about connecting the dots that dont exist. Nevertheless, I understand you are a proud Atheist and hate Theism. :P I don't hate Muslims one bit, I hate Islam for what it teaches. :)

Good of you to make assumptions of me right after scolding me for making assumptions of you. At any rate, you are wrong, as I am a practising Roman Catholic. And I hate people like you who can't see extremism for extremism and accuse others without seeing the faults in their own beliefs.

Blasphemer! You can't eat barbecue without baked beans on the side! Legumes gave their lives that we might live. The presence of their spirit within us is made known by the voices that speak from our colons! Legumes are the true food faith.

Never! Die, infidels! I do this for Angus Beef! *Blows up a Green Giant packing plant*

Good of you to make assumptions of me right after scolding me for making assumptions of you. At any rate, you are wrong, as I am a practising Roman Catholic. And I hate people like you who can't see extremism for extremism and accuse others without seeing the faults in their own beliefs.

Why I am an extremist? Again, I dont agree with wars of Afghan and Iraq, I am Socialist Liberal. But I don't like the ideology either political of religgiun of Islam either. :)

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All we are saying is: Give peas a chance.

I call upon all legumes to rise up and defend themselves! We shall not be vaquished by the foul Angusites!

Blasphemer! You can't eat barbecue without baked beans on the side! Legumes gave their lives that we might live. The presence of their spirit within us is made known by the voices that speak from our colons! Legumes are the true food faith.

Hallauiah! :p

I don't hate Muslims one bit, I hate Islam for what it teaches.
MAN! I love that! Is this an original HHE thought? May I use it?

MAN! I love that! Is this an original HHE thought? May I use it?

You may use it, I don't agree with copyright.

Never! Die, infidels! I do this for Angus Beef! *Blows up a Green Giant packing plant*
*Sings "We Shall Overcome" while machineguning a crowd of people at a steakhouse*

*Sings "We Shall Overcome" while machineguning a crowd of people at a steakhouse*


Go to Peter Luger's- the waiters are such pricks-they need a little lead.

*Sings "We Shall Overcome" while machineguning a crowd of people at a steakhouse*

You have brought this upon yourselves! *Mobilizes the entire State of Texas and Province of Alberta*

you're all crazy :headbang:

Though we lack the thickness and juciness of the Angusites, we are great in number, and far more delicious than any meet! Beans come in a variety of tasty flavors. No one shall keep us down, we shall overcome, by any means necessary!

You have brought this upon yourselves! *Mobilizes the entire State of Texas and Province of Alberta*
*Farts in their general direction while lighting a match*

LEt me guess, you are Atheist who hate of the Christ and alliance with the Muslims to destroy the Christ. Can you please refute the evidence from Quran I posted in the thread 'Do we need to regulatee religion in UK'??

We don't need to regulate religion, we just need to keep our religions or lack thereof out of each others faces. Simple as that and we'd all be very happy.

you're all crazy :headbang:

Why would you say that?!

You're crazy!

What kind of person calls other people crazy...you crazy fool!

Legumists respect people of the beef. We just know that beef serves only to improve the legumes served beside it.

you're all crazy :headbang:
No, you're a towel.

*pulls out his AK-47 and starts blasting cows away*

Never! Die, infidels! I do this for Angus Beef! *Blows up a Green Giant packing plant*

*Uses this incident as an excuse to invade Pennsylvania.*

Peas symbolize strife and discord.... in almost every wedding, isn't it asked, "If there be anyone who disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your Peas."

End the Peas reign of terror!

Legumists respect people of the beef. We just know that beef serves only to improve the legumes served beside it.

Some of us take our beef without greenery, thankyouverymuch.

Some of us take our beef without greenery, thankyouverymuch.
Blasphemer!

Lafier']Peas symbolize strife and discord.... in almost every wedding, isn't it asked, "If there be anyone who disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your Peas."

End the Peas reign of terror!
This is to prevent strife within the family. Imagine if a nice Legumist woman is about to marry a heathen beef worshipper! This allows her family to stop the wedding before they're dishonored.

Some of us take our beef without greenery, thankyouverymuch.
Don't you know that Beef is not complete in and of itself? Legumes came to complete the meal and clarify the flavor that the great pea intended for his people.

I became a Legumarchist and now shun beef, but I connot deny that beefeaters have inaleniable rights and find this war deplorable.

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This man hates peas.
There are two men. Which one do you mean?

There are two men. Which one do you mean?

The pea-hater.

Well, it does say in Qur'an:

"Say not to the eaters of cow, and other people of the meat, that naught has come of their iniquity, but rather share with them the ground berries(peas) of Allah that they might know His wisdom and His mercy." (64:151)

No cow Blood for vegetable oil

Lafier']"If there be anyone who disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your Peas."
Actually, I'm pretty sure that they say "Speak now, or forever hold your pee."
I'm not quite sure why everyone stays silent, I suppose it is some sort of religious vow.

*Uses this incident as an excuse to invade Pennsylvania.*

*Slaps you with a large fish in defense of his home*

FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAND!

Why would you say that?!

You're crazy!

What kind of person calls other people crazy...you crazy fool!
A person who knows what he's talking about.

And who cares if beans are better than meat? You should have both in your diet to be healthy

A person who knows what he's talking about.

And who cares if beans are better than meat? You should have both in your diet to be healthy
Just as long as the beans take precedence.

Just as long as the beans take precedence.
You see? That's the kind of herbivorous arrogance that I'm not going to tolerate anymore!

Sing with me brothers!

Meat! Fire! Good!
Meat! Fire! Good!

My ninja penguins can beat up your legumes any time!!!

[/Leads penguin horde while singing the Pingu theme tune]

Why can't we all just live together...in peas!!?? It's like some people don't like it when their mashed potatoes and peas touch, but it's okay!! IT'S OKAY!!!

And then....there's steak...

*Slaps you with a large fish in defense of his home*

FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAND!

*Whap!*

Gah! You'll pay for that heathen!!!

*Pulls out his pea-shooter and fires at the mad, fish-yielding, Pennsylvanian beefist a series of... legumes.*

*Whap!*

Gah! You'll pay for that heathen!!!

*Pulls out his pea-shooter and fires at the mad, fish-yielding, Pennsylvanian beefist a series of... legumes.*

Oh no you don't!

Launch the Sirloin-to-Air missiles!

you're all crazy (and funny)... but so is the world, so everything works out in the end.

and who cares what other people eat as long as they're not eating it near you? :confused:

All I know is that Gregor Mendel is pissed.

All I know is that Gregor Mendel is pissed.

God have mercy on us all!

All I know is that Gregor Mendel is pissed.
You forgot to add PBUH after Gregor Mendel (PBUH)'s name

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This man hates peas.

I don't believe peas exist

I call upon all peas to make war against the heathen cows!

The Church of Lemon Meringue officially disapproves of the new crusades.

The Church of Lemon Meringue officially disapproves of the new crusades.
A new faction has been formed, the Orthodox Temple of Legumites. Two cows were killed today when a suicide bean exploded outside of a Texas cattle ranch.