NationStates Jolt Archive

I have come to the conclusion that NationStates is nothing but a single huge chaos computer created by the government in order to better judge the psychology of political leftists so that they may be better nuetralized by the FBI.
And its vastly entertaining.

That aside, I should say that 1/10 NS forumers is actually a person, either a government agent sent in to provoke discussion, or a real person who just happened to wander in, adding to the chaotic element.
Gee, Im almost convincing myself.
This would account for the fact that so few posters seem to actually READ topics.

Im not really sure what the RP forum is for, maybe its to figure out how to take down nerds better. Since theyre now the second biggest threat to the US, after the commie terrorists.

That is all.

Federal Agents? Tush, thats complete and utter nonsense. Look, just look into the flashy pen, and you'll understand everything...

*Dons shades, uses neuralyser on DGNT*

*wears uber-sunglassess of neuralizer-blockage*

"Shit, he's onto ua."

"Contact the Mod Team immidetly he must be nuralised from the project."

"Could he be the one?"

"Maybe, maybe not, he could just be a ordanary guy that stumbled on the truth like tha...."

"Hey, you guys want a coffee?"

"NOw is not the time. We have a Class A situation."

"Again? I thought we chucked that British gal out."

"We did, this is another one."

"Bugger. Still do you want coffee or not."

"No."

"No."

"okay."

"Thank god he's gone. Where where we?"

"A Class A situation."

"Okay, send in the mods."

You are under arrest for violating section 145 of the NAtionstates act, please come with me.

/\/0ez!
*runs from t3h Auztness*

"He's running, sir."

"After him!"

"Sir, where watching it on a monitor."

"Okay, send in the SWAT teams to break into his house.

*activates the uber-shielding-system-of-d00mz0r*
U w1ll nevar tak3 m3 a71\/3!

"I think he's on to us, sir."

"How. All our information is in white type. Should we change color?

"Yes."


"Thats better."

"YOu sure you don't want coffee?"

"YES!"

Highly entertaining.

Carry on!
:D

"What the hell does he mean by that?

"How do I know?"

"Coffee?"

"Fuck off."

"Pardon me for breathing."

"I'll have you for insub...insub...causing trouble."

"Sir."

"So whos he adressing?"

"I dunno?"

"HE can't hear us can he?"

"No. We use blue writing now."

"Well, get him as well."

"Sir."

I have come to the conclusion that NationStates is nothing but a single huge chaos computer created by the government in order to better judge the psychology of political leftists so that they may be better nuetralized by the FBI.
And its vastly entertaining.

That aside, I should say that 1/10 NS forumers is actually a person, either a government agent sent in to provoke discussion, or a real person who just happened to wander in, adding to the chaotic element.
Gee, Im almost convincing myself.
This would account for the fact that so few posters seem to actually READ topics.

Im not really sure what the RP forum is for, maybe its to figure out how to take down nerds better. Since theyre now the second biggest threat to the US, after the commie terrorists.

That is all.
phew...i'm not a leftist, or a rightist, for that matter.

"Back to normality then, normal people typing normal things."

"Indeed sir."

So, he believes it is all a simulation, does he? Excellent. Myrth will be most pleased.

Mwa ha ha ha!

"What the hell was that?"

"One of the Myrth worshipers sir."

"They worship one of my lessers, but not me, why don't they worship me?"

"Because you 'don't' exist, sir. To them at least."

"Ah...Kill him."

"Why?"

"He dosn't worship me."

"No one worships you, sir."

"They worship the female though, she had a church."

"It was a Cult."

"Whatever..."