NationStates Jolt Archive

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They know, this one old one with being used of BabelFish, around to a phrase of the program with the translations to execute itself of the connection would fill upon her, of whom they would completely reduce it to something in incomprensibile? I tried to give to the form before short circuit and the pulissero that appears its software of the translation, therefore ordered to the form of the small elasticity is harder. But the fear, the updated restoration does not work with these the place and it always occurs ingualmente of the form automatically!
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You know that old trick with using BabelFish to run a sentence through a couple translations, which would reduce it into something quite incomprehensible? I tried doing that recently, and apparently they've cleaned up their translation software so that it is a bit harder to do. But fear not, the trick still works with this site, and it's done automatically too!

I like much.

What does pulissero mean?

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They know, this one old one with being used of BabelFish, around to a phrase of the program with the translations to execute itself of the connection would fill upon her, of whom they would completely reduce it to something in incomprensibile? I tried to give to the form before short circuit and the pulissero that appears its software of the translation, therefore ordered to the form of the small elasticity is harder. But the fear, the updated restoration does not work with these the place and it always occurs ingualmente of the form automatically!
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If you'd like that in English:

You know that old trick with using BabelFish to run a sentence through a couple translations, which would reduce it into something quite incomprehensible? I tried doing that recently, and apparently they've cleaned up their translation software so that it is a bit harder to do. But fear not, the trick still works with this site, and it's done automatically too!

I like much.
That's hilarious! What was that old joke about an early version of computer-generated translation where something was translated into "water goats?" :D

What does pulissero mean?
No clue. All I know is that it is Italian.

What does pulissero mean?
I think every now and then Babel is unable to find any kind of an equivalent for a word from one language to the next. When that happens the word seems to go through untranslated. I guess 'pulissero' is one such word.

That's hilarious! What was that old joke about an early version of computer-generated translation where something was translated into "water goats?" :D

It involved hydraulic rams, I presume?

The funniest thing that ever happened to my while plaing with the Babelfish was when it suddenly could not translate Ifrom English to another language.
Maybe Babelifishian/Babelfishish/Babelish (!?) would be a nice conlang for a freethink-government to invent ;)

A well known Jackson five song:

It oscillates to this in expensive outposts of the whole day of the
tree and oscillates and it rolls and it sings the relative song.

See if you can guess which one it is.

The extremity of the game of the inclination, émiettant uniforms
distant separated to the morning to inhale its source of the vein of
the destruction of Ritratto of the art of rifle automatic, that the
pompano with fear, around the degree of the dark in the structure of
your Goûtez of died me that you see that more, everything, you are for
you if you transform you dedicated the method, of this bath of the
alcohol of the necessity you, of which the strisciamento of obeys its
faster arsenal, of that you you come the fogos from the duration
fastly your main majority of the supervisor of the marionettes that I
more obey the relative series of the characters, their alcohol of the
sketch for ruotare and its dreams without Vista can see not a right of
the call of the one of me, you to let to appropriate decree to execute
my name obvious, do not induce `, protest have of the right of the
attention of the general supervisor my name to shout towards it go to
` of the cause, of that he I average them, to the general
Vorlagencouture the method, for not never denunci around the duration
of the monopoly freer than it transforms into the pain the inoperative
women, effects the ritual of the deficient axe his first small lunch
in a mirror of the supervisors, the supervisors, where they are the
dreams, of that then ones that were I? Buy the masters of, you are
supervisors, him only promises it to the laughter of the lies,
laughter, a processing by lots a processing by lots that I feel like
and I v, when the laughter, that laughter to laugh since then and
risate in the grida one of the ways, the one that are the hell he
evaluates, that he is everything, of who, normal habitat a uniform of
Reim without the labyrinth of Neverending of the transformation
relation, numbers of the hour of those days that its duration comes
from the station of the calculation



Bloody hell! I ran Metallica's Master of Puppets through it, and it came up with this! Sorry about not putting in breaks for choruses etc., they were there in the original but its too confused now for me to find them.

I know they're not Babelfish translations, but here are some of my favourite mis-translations into engrish:
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
This is a blurb from a chocolate bar wrapper in Japan: Soft and mild, like a Japanese woman. Good flavor and full of juice.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Sign in a British school: "IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, YOU SHOULD SEE THE HEAD."
On a Soviet ship in the Black Sea: "Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosoms and meet behind. Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the instructs of the vessel chef."
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

And here's part of the information display for the Dinosaur exhibit I recently went to see here in Hong Kong:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/smoog/Dinosaurs01.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/smoog/Dinosaurs02.jpg

It involved hydraulic rams, I presume?
LOL! Perhaps. I don't remember.

Hahahaha, Engrish is always good for a laugh.

Without material, of that today to the constant, you greetings that
mornas they demand more

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To anyone born today, I wish you a happy birthday

It is allegro, because he is applicable. It is a hell of a method for
the extremity of the 10 tests of mila of the word.

I type
"I like bananas. I scream for ice cream. I killed an old, drunken hippy last fall."

I get:
"Esteem bananas. Protest after crême congealed. I destroyed old man,
bêbedo hippy the last autumn.
"

I once stayed in a hotel in Cancun, and in the little room with the safety deposit boxes there was a sign posted on the wall:

"Please allow us to serve you 24 hors a day"

My friend and I agreed that was far too many hors for us, we really only needed 6 or 8.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present the new multicutural version of the Canadian National Anthem. Behold!

Or Canada! Ours foams/homes and country (zone)!
It asks for the applicable Patriotleitung completely,
the one that is ingualmente when the hot white men of thy.
entkernen in him increase in thee,
is strong, considers free the north applicable!
It directs vacia and one is,
or Canada, continuous we in the control who we are thee extended.
The God of the memory the relative one of the pretty way, is really
free we he!
Or Canada, in thee of the control arrests to us. Or
Canada, in thee of the control arrests to us.

And here is the new American National anthem. Much better, no? :p

The Star Mangled Banner:

The OH can watch it, because an example of the first light of the
shovel,
of that he has the very ferocious hail you with the buttock to
the lustrum of the dawn?
With which he it had extended interior the chains and the system to ignite in infuence in the left the first paper,
aeh of thro ' dangerous of the fight ' or ' the slight ones of the ram, that we observed, we a processing by lots worked valiantly _
and red rocket of the incandescence, that afund, for which estour of t
an air,
requested budgets rend the raincoat until the night that ours
the visualization est always here.
The OH by the example this aeh of
the marcatura that of the sample or the strolls '
nevertheless to the first paper of the paper of infuence spangled the free house and the track of the brave man?

And here is the new American National anthem. Much better, no? :p

The Star Mangled Banner:

The OH can watch it, because an example of the first light of the
shovel,
of that he has the very ferocious hail you with the buttock to
the lustrum of the dawn?
With which he it had extended interior the chains and the system to ignite in infuence in the left the first paper,
aeh of thro ' dangerous of the fight ' or ' the slight ones of the ram, that we observed, we a processing by lots worked valiantly _
and red rocket of the incandescence, that afund, for which estour of t
an air,
requested budgets rend the raincoat until the night that ours
the visualization est always here.
The OH by the example this aeh of
the marcatura that of the sample or the strolls '
nevertheless to the first paper of the paper of infuence spangled the free house and the track of the brave man?

Wowzer! That's a hell of an anthem!!