Worst Insult You've Ever Heard (non-profane)
Neo Kervoskia
12-07-2005, 17:40
^ Read the title. I don't mean profane or one that hurt your feelings, I mean the most stupid insult you've ever heard. For example:
Shut up potatoe head.
or
Your face is wrong.
or even
You're a poopie head.
Something of that sort.
"Shut up potatoe head" is by far the dumbest one that's ever been directed at me.
Aldranin
12-07-2005, 17:44
My personal favorite is one often found online: "Your an idiot." I get a chuckle every time I see it.
The most ironic insults I've ever received are only really stupid when you consider that they got flung at me on the same day:
I was playing an online shooter and admitted I was German. Some idiot thought it appropriate to call me a Nazi because of that.
A short while later, I biked to the Botanical Gardens with my dad. Him being American, we spoke English and some kids on the street yelled "Stupid Americans!" after us...
The most ironic insults I've ever received are only really stupid when you consider that they got flung at me on the same day:
I was playing an online shooter and admitted I was German. Some idiot thought it appropriate to call me a Nazi because of that.
A short while later, I biked to the Botanical Gardens with my dad. Him being American, we spoke English and some kids on the street yelled "Stupid Americans!" after us...
Hahaha, that's pretty stupid.
Neo Kervoskia
12-07-2005, 17:52
"Shut up potatoe head" is by far the dumbest one that's ever been directed at me.
Err, sorry about that one.
"Your a moron who not only has your ideas screwd up, but yuo cant spell anythign properly" --<name deleted>, in one of the evolution v. creationism threads
Aldranin
12-07-2005, 18:07
"Your a moron who not only has your ideas screwd up, but yuo cant spell anythign properly" --<name deleted>, in one of the evolution v. creationism threads
There is no way someone posted that seriously... please tell me you made that up.
Err, sorry about that one.
Eh? I was simply stating how stupid Maxtopia III was for saying such a thing. No harm done on your part.
444021-19
12-07-2005, 18:07
your rilly stoopid
god says your a tomato brainer
Both have been used against me in online games.
What the fuck is a "tomato brainer"?
444021-19
12-07-2005, 18:09
I have absolutely no idea... probably something to do with tomatoes. Or brains.
What the fuck is a "tomato brainer"?
Are you sure you want to find out?
Are you sure you want to find out?
Lay it on me. Kanabia spoiled my fragile mind on MSN a few weeks ago... Hahahaha.
ChuChulainn
12-07-2005, 18:11
What the fuck is a "tomato brainer"?
:eek: you've never brained tomatoes? you're missing out in a whole world of tomato related mayhem
Tannenmille
12-07-2005, 18:16
I think "gay" is one of the dumbest insults, myself. But nothing beats "Your mom is ___". Nothing.
The Sons of Eire
12-07-2005, 18:16
The classic "You're Dumb" always works for me.
There is no way someone posted that seriously... please tell me you made that up.No, someone really did post that. I forget where. ANd I may have misspelled his/her words wrong. But that is an actual quote.
It's just as bad as "Your an awful speller. Its not hypocracy, the correct word is hypocrasy." --another random poster
Aldranin
12-07-2005, 18:23
No, someone really did post that. I forget where. ANd I may have misspelled his/her words wrong. But that is an actual quote.
It's just as bad as "Your an awful speller. Its not hypocracy, the correct word is hypocrasy." --another random poster
ROFL! You think you may have misspelled that person's misspelled words? That's pretty bad.
444021-19
12-07-2005, 18:24
Also, my brother sometimes calls me a son-of-a-female-dog, if you know what I mean. But when he does he's being delibrately ironic, so it doesn't really count.
Neo Kervoskia
12-07-2005, 18:24
Eh? I was simply stating how stupid Maxtopia III was for saying such a thing. No harm done on your part.
You do remember that was me, when I went coo coo.
Also, I too would like to know what the hell a tomato brainer is? It sounds like some sort of prank.
ROFL! You think you may have misspelled that person's misspelled words? That's pretty bad.Yeah, I don't remember exactly how he/she misspelled his/her words. :p
You do remember that was me, when I went coo coo.
I knew that was a puppet. I just didn't know whose it was... Well, that's been settled.
Douche-bagistan
12-07-2005, 18:32
best insult::
your existence is useless, you lower the collective intelligence of the human race, get out of my gene pool, and go drown in a puddle of your own vomit.
[NS]The Vivid Dead
12-07-2005, 18:39
"You have the IQ of a dishwasher" has always been my favourite. It was flung at me a few months ago, several times in succession, with various other objects replacing the 'dishwasher' part... I guess I was really smart back then :p
best insult::
your existence is useless, you lower the collective intelligence of the human race, get out of my gene pool, and go drown in a puddle of your own vomit.
Quite a long-winded insult, though it is pretty good. However, this thread's for the worst insults!
Neo Kervoskia
12-07-2005, 18:51
You're a towel!
I've been told that many times.
The Land of the Enemy
12-07-2005, 19:34
I believe the wierdest thing I have been called over the internet is a "penis-wrinkle."
I have told some people, "You are the load your mother should have swallowed."
Big Haliburton
12-07-2005, 19:37
"The best part of you ran down your mom's butt-crack!"
All British people between the ages of 10 and 20 must be familiar with the iconic "Your mum". It doesn't even make sense. Stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it.