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I'm using a computer with an internet connection that scrambles the IP address. Hopefully I can get away with this.

Many people see images of Americans on TV with new clothes, washed skin, fancy cars, and all kinds of neat little luxuries. Those same images are broadcasted to us Americans as well.

They aren't true. We Americans live in poverty, under the constant surveillance of our government. There really aren't political parties here---Republicans and Democrats are a myth. There is only the government. It is likely that Bush does not exist. In any case, we are not free at all. Our Constitution, something I have only seen online, is unheard of in America. We live in fear. I live in fear. Everyone is subject to random searches, and summary executions. There is no law, only order.

Edited: This is the second time I have been able to go online without the surveillance monitors activated. As far as I can tell, America suffers more in terms of rights than China, although our Press might be exaggerating how the Chinese bayonet foreigners and eat Caucasian children. If I was caught saying these words, I would be shot.

Edited: This is my third entry. The Department of Happiness has issued arrest warrants for thousands of teachers and professors. Apparently they were plotting to overthrow Bush. Watched their executions on the television. Rations were reduced today. Tomorrow they'll go up by 174%. I have noticed some people think I am making satire, or am I not in the right state of mind. I am in the right state of mind. You must reject all of you see of America: laughing, smart-ass fools with everything modern imaginable. We endure a miserable existence, and most end up processed.

What have you been smokin'?

What have you been smokin'?
I wondered that too. Whatever it is, I definitely don't wanna be standing downwind when he lights up again! :D

Yeah, I mean the other day I actually had to serve my own gas, wtf America sucks. Seriously though...summary executions, where the hell do you live?

Wow... I need to give you a prize.

I think someone has been reading a little to much 1984...

There are no summary executions in America. Don't try to use this as some lame method of turning illegal immigrants away. If you want to experience that sort of terror then I suggest you live in Zimbabwe with Mugabe!

http://0cents.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Stamp_Image_Liberals_I_Want_You_to_Move.jpg

I think someone has been reading a little to much 1984...

Ha! Most likely! Anyone changed their name to Winston, yet?

(That book was bullsh*t!)

The IP scrambler has caused a demsiontional Rift to open up, causing a message from the future United States to arrive in this forum.

There are no summary executions in America. Don't try to use this as some lame method of turning illegal immigrants away. If you want to experience that sort of terror then I suggest you live in Zimbabwe with Mugabe!

http://0cents.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Stamp_Image_Liberals_I_Want_You_to_Move.jpg


Dude, your messed up, just cause someone disagrees with you you want them gone? Conservitives I want you to move to hell, but you don;t see me actively proclaiming that message, some of my best friends are hard core mormans.

I think someone has been reading a little to much 1984...

Lol! Yeah!

Drzhen, I thought you were better than this.

I wondered that too. Whatever it is, I definitely don't wanna be standing downwind when he lights up again! :D

If you're gonna argue that the U.S. is not a democracy then you're more than doing a favor for the PRC.

(That book was bullsh*t!)

Dont you mean double plus bad?

Lol! Yeah!

Drzhen, I thought you were better than this.

I wouldn't trust him, DB. By proceeding with caution, I suggest you fix that bayonet before moving forward.

If you're gonna argue that the U.S. is not a democracy then you're more than doing a favor for the PRC.

*takes a bow*

Thank you. :D

I am seriously laughing my ass off.

Because summary executions exist in America, and people are beaten on the streets by riot control patrolmen, of course. Not because I was being facetious. Facetious is lethal here.

Dont you mean double plus bad?

I speak NZ English, not 'Newspeak', son.

*Passes out free tin foil hats for everyone.*

I speak NZ English, not 'Newspeak', son.

The Ministry of Love will most likely want to talk to you later! :D

Seriosuly though, 1984 is one of my favorite books... and wtf is up with the Drzhen(sp?) dude?

*takes a bow*

Thank you. :D

Yeah, my wit's on overdrive today, son.

*Passes out free tin foil hats for everyone.*

LOL! I watched Signs last week. F*ck, that was a funny movie!

I think I might be the only one who noticed that his post was a satire of the left...

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/anthrax.html

All I need to say is contained within this FLASH movie.

The IP scrambler has caused a demsiontional Rift to open up, causing a message from the future United States to arrive in this forum.

I think he's got too much of this:

http://carolynsclinic.f2s.com/

*Passes out free tin foil hats for everyone.*

*Takes hat and pulls up lawn chair*

This is going to be one funny show.

LOL! I watched Signs last week. F*ck, that was a funny movie!

Yea, of course there's no better way to celebrate a birthday then to have an alien invasion.

I think I might be the only one who noticed that his post was a satire of the left...

He's taking a swipe at Uncle Sam, that's what he's doing!

I think I might be the only one who noticed that his post was a satire of the left...

Hrmm....guess I'm gonna have to charge you for your tinfoil hat....

*Takes hat and pulls up lawn chair*

This is going to be one funny show.

*Pulls up in a deck chair. Scrunches up the foil hat. Unholsters sidearm.*

Dont you mean double plus bad?

Doubleplus ungood, actually.

But it's pretty true. We and Brave New World are far better examples of authoritarian states. 1984 does encapsulate a couple of ideas well though, obviously Big Brother is one, and Goldstein is the other.

By the way, nice post there Drzhen. Having visited America on several occasions (on false pretences) I have observed the rampant fear and oppression, and indeed I faced numerous harsh penalties if I was not carrying my foreign scientist identification at all times. Do not fear. Europe and the UN are coming to your rescue!

*Pulls up in a deck chair. Scrunches up the foil hat. Unholsters sidearm.*

No fair, I go through all the trouble of having them made in a sweatshop in Vietnam for you all.....

Sino, dude, calm down, we all know your right wing... this is obviously a joke.

Doubleplus ungood, actually.

But it's pretty true. We and Brave New World are far better examples of authoritarian states. 1984 does encapsulate a couple of ideas well though, obviously Big Brother is one, and Goldstein is the other.


Wow... you must be the only other person ive seen thats read We... Good book eh?

By the way, nice post there Drzhen. Having visited America on several occasions (on false pretences) I have observed the rampant fear and oppression, and indeed I faced numerous harsh penalties if I was not carrying my foreign scientist identification at all times. Do not fear. Europe and the UN are coming to your rescue!

No...

Some people here need to stop overanalyzing things and see the joke it was very obviously meant to be.

On a side note: One of my friends was in Nashville Tennessee (or however that's spelled) and saw a massive concrete building with no windows at all. We immediatly dubbed it MiniLuv.


On another side note: anyone remember the Massive Right-Wing Conspiracy thread that was here a long time ago.

I wish we didn't have to live in fear, Begark. We suffer the most intolerable cruelty while our masters of this country enjoy the best of this life. Child labor was never abolished in this nation. And Elvis was a fascist in disguise. But our chocolate rations keep going up and up each week.

I wouldnt be suprised if the thread starter thought the government was always after their lucky charms.

Do not fear. Europe and the UN are coming to your rescue!

That's exactly what those survivalist, 'patriotic' militia groups are expecting. They think the UN is the real enemy.

Sino, dude, calm down, we all know your right wing... this is obviously a joke.

And by your sig. we can tell you're left wing. Your point is?

Last week they went from 20 grams up to 15, w00t!

No fair, I go through all the trouble of having them made in a sweatshop in Vietnam for you all.....

Made in Vietnam? Is it because of this? LMAO!

http://www.boycott-china.com/images/boycott-china.gif

Sino, dude, calm down, we all know your right wing... this is obviously a joke.

I like playing on the whole gun nut thing. It gives me enjoyment to an otherwise boring reality.

And by your sig. we can tell you're left wing. Your point is?


The point is he is taking this a bit further then a joke
He gets halucinations from sucking liberal cock!
See what I mean?

I wish we didn't have to live in fear, Begark. We suffer the most intolerable cruelty while our masters of this country enjoy the best of this life. Child labor was never abolished in this nation. And Elvis was a fascist in disguise. But our chocolate rations keep going up and up each week.

You better not be one of the next illegal immigrants to China, Mr. North Korean!

Wow... you must be the only other person ive seen thats read We... Good book eh?

I've read that book too, about 3 years ago. It sucked!

The point is he is taking this a bit further then a joke

See what I mean?

I didn't realize it's a joke until everyone started laughing. I'm allowed to be a rude and crude sort of guy!

What have you been smokin'?
I think he forgot his tinfoil hat

Good point. Either change that now, Sino, or I'll report it on account of a personal attack. You want to be an asshole? Fine. But that isn't how the rules of this website work.

On a side note: One of my friends was in Nashville Tennessee (or however that's spelled) and saw a massive concrete building with no windows at all. We immediatly dubbed it MiniLuv.

It's called a brothel ('bro-THel'). LOL!

Good point. Either change that now, Sino, or I'll report it on account of a personal attack. You want to be an asshole? Fine. But that isn't how the rules of this website work.

Change what? Oh! Now you can't take a joke!

I'm using a computer with an internet connection that scrambles the IP address. Hopefully I can get away with this.

Many people see images of Americans on TV with new clothes, washed skin, fancy cars, and all kinds of neat little luxuries. Those same images are broadcasted to us Americans as well.

They aren't true. We Americans live in poverty, under the constant surveillance of our government. There really aren't political parties here---Republicans and Democrats are a myth. There is only the government. It is likely that Bush does not exist. In any case, we are not free at all. Our Constitution, something I have only seen online, is unheard of in America. We live in fear. I live in fear. Everyone is subject to random searches, and summary executions. There is no law, only order.

Edited: This is the second time I have been able to go online without the surveillance monitors activated. As far as I can tell, America suffers more in terms of rights than China, although our Press might be exaggerating how the Chinese bayonet foreigners and eat Caucasian children. If I was caught saying these words, I would be shot.

Edited: This is my third entry. The Department of Happiness has issued arrest warrants for thousands of teachers and professors. Apparently they were plotting to overthrow Bush. Watched their executions on the television. Rations were reduced today. Tomorrow they'll go up by 174%. I have noticed some people think I am making satire, or am I not in the right state of mind. I am in the right state of mind. You must reject all of you see of America: laughing, smart-ass fools with everything modern imaginable. We endure a miserable existence, and most end up processed.

Consider these few quotes from Adolph Hitler.. See how close to the mark they hit. Then perhaps re-evaluate your stance. :eek:

*Tell a lie loud enough and long enough and people will believe it. -Adolph Hitler

*What luck for rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

*Strength lies not in defence but in attack. - Adolf Hitler

*The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. - Adolf Hitler

*The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it. - Adolf Hitler

*The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category. - Adolf Hitler

*The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. - Adolf Hitler

*Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction. - Adolf Hitler

*When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community." - Adolf Hitler

*Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live. - Adolf Hitler

*Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - Adolf Hitler

And from other sources:

*The Third Reich did not impose its will upon an unwilling, unreceptive public. Hitler rode into power on a groundswell of public opinion, fueled by law-and-order rhetoric and scare tactics, not unlike those being unleashed in our legislatures today. - Hunter S. Thompson

*It is the absolute right of the State to supervise the formation of public opinion. - Paul Joseph Goebbels

Hey lo! Another one!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=431482

If it was a joke, then reword it. Something as filthy as that is not a joke in my mind. And certainly not a joke to the Admins.

If it was a joke, then reword it. Something as filthy as that is not a joke in my mind. And certainly not a joke to the Admins.

Fine, I'll let you have it your way this time, commie!

*Spears Sino with his Communist sickle*

Tune in for the next episode!

Drzhen is in violation of section 173.45 (attempting outside contact) and section 453.6a (expressing discontentment) of the Code of Order, passed in concordance with Article I, Subsection D19 of the New Constitution, passed by the United States Senate in 1984, and enforced by the Department of Happiness. Drzhen is hereby ordered to turn himself in for processing. Persons with information concerning Drzhen's true identity are urged to come forward to help the incrimination and processing of this known deviant, and bring him to the department of happiness, for great justice.

Signed,
The Department of Happiness

Because, you know, sophisicated American liberty-snatching organizations and real continuously monitor forums on online games.

If there were conspiracies to steal American liberties, though, it would be the Republicans' fault.

Disclaimer: Kison, nor its owner, have nothing to do with a Department of Happiness, real or fictitous, and represent no authority vested in no government organization.

That is, of course, because the Department of Happiness is top secret.

*Spears Sino with his Communist sickle*

Metal don't pierce Kevlar.

*Raises QSZ-92 (9mm Luger) and fires.*

That is, of course, because the Department of Happiness is top secret.

It ain't so top secret now. Ha!

*Dies like a Communist bastard*

*Yells, I will be back... before poofing into smoke.*

Has Sino ridded the world of the evil Communist bastard? Has America been saved from his subversion? Has freedom triumphed?

It ain't so top secret now. Ha!

The best way to keep a secret is to reveal it to everyone as truth and make them think you're just lying.

Drzhen is in violation of section 173.45 (attempting outside contact) and section 453.6a (expressing discontentment) of the Code of Order, passed in concordance with Article I, Subsection D19 of the New Constitution, passed by the United States Senate in 1984, and enforced by the Department of Happiness. Drzhen is hereby ordered to turn himself in for processing. Persons with information concerning Drzhen's true identity are urged to come forward to help the incrimination and processing of this known deviant, and bring him to the department of happiness, for great justice.

I think you mean "for great happiness".

It was a Zero Wing reference...

"For great justice, take off every Zig."

*Dies like a Communist bastard*

*Yells, I will be back... before poofing into smoke.*

Has Sino ridded the world of the evil Communist bastard? Has America been saved from his subversion? Has freedom triumphed?

Find out next time on 'Chinese Spec-ops'. Same barrack! Same camp!

http://www.sinodefence.com/army/special/armyspecial_2.jpg

(I just had to rip that off!)

?

?

I was trying to make it seem like the ending for those old 'Batman' TV shows, with my own twist.

Ha! Most likely! Anyone changed their name to Winston, yet?

(That book was bullsh*t!)

when asked for classics in another thread everyone kept telling 1984 was a real classic. I'm sure most of those people had not even read the damn thing. Or if confusion and irrelevans to things makes a book qualify as a classic, then hell yes!

addition: ...and shouldn't this thread go under roleplay or something equally important?

Dont you mean double plus bad?

That would be doubleplusungood. Expect to hear from the Department of Linguistic Integrity (speakwatch) for your abuse of newspeak.

Also, I am a little dubious of the accuracy of the first post here - I know at least one person who lives in the States (in person), and while she spoke of plans to move to Europe because "at least there the secret service is not allowed to kidnap and torture people they think are terrorists and drop them over the sea without ever informing anyone of their arrest", the rationing and the mass executions are probably a little exaggerated.

That said, I am frightened by how realistic it sounds. Give it a year.

From a dead man... Greetings!