NationStates Jolt Archive

Here's something I thought about.

I'm God.

You can't disprove it, because you don't know me, nor can you prove God wouldn't communicate on the internet from time to time.

Since I can prove it with warped ideas, I win.

I'm God.

Here's something I thought about.

I'm God.

You can't disprove it, because you don't know me, nor can you prove God wouldn't communicate on the internet from time to time.

Since I can prove it with warped ideas, I win.

I'm God.

And I'm da freaken pope. :rolleyes:

look at my sig. I'm clearly either Ann Coulter or Bill O'Reily

Here's something I thought about.

I'm God.

You can't disprove it, because you don't know me, nor can you prove God wouldn't communicate on the internet from time to time.

Since I can prove it with warped ideas, I win.

I'm God.
Well then.
I don't believe in you.
I deny your existance.
Muahaha!

Well then.
I don't believe in you.
I deny your existance.
Muahaha!

Then I have a special place reserved for you:

HELL!

Then I have a special place reserved for you:

HELL!
Meh. Don't care. Don't believe in that either :p

george bush is the lost dauphin of france. and thus, as we all know from "the davinci code", a book i have not read, his is also the last scion of jesus christ.

Your not God because you know it. So there.

My cell phone has a bigger chance of being God.

Here's something I thought about.

I'm God.

You can't disprove it, because you don't know me, nor can you prove God wouldn't communicate on the internet from time to time.

Since I can prove it with warped ideas, I win.

I'm God.

Please give me the proof with your warped ideas. I'm not saying your not God, I just enjoy warpyness. In fact I believe we are all God. So I'm God too!!! nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But since I'm God, you're wrong. ;)

You can't disprove it, because you don't know me, nor can you prove God wouldn't communicate on the internet from time to time.



If the best God can do to convince me of his existence is to manipulate a handful of pixels on the screen of my monitor, then I have to say I remain somewhat unconvinced. Now, if you had smote a couple of people and laid waste to a couple of cities in an Old Testament-stylee, then I might just be swayed.

Get ready for a paternity suit bucko! Virgin birth court settlement here I come. Weeeeeeee!
:D

Ever heard of Balalakadaka, Siberia? Of course you haven't. I just destroyed it, just now.