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I want to know what people think is the coolest way to die if it were unnatural. For me, if I wanted to die unnaturally, it would be by a sniper, because I want to get into politics, for the conspiracy. How about the rest of you?

Chased off a cliff by naked women

Thermonuclear bomb... 57,000,000 degrees (Fahrenheit) at the core. Poof! I choose vaporization. :)

Chased off a cliff by naked women
Why would you run away?! I'd go to her.

Anything that will give you an honourable death.

Or if not that then a sex related heart attack

Chased off a cliff by naked women

And for said naked women to follow you off the clief - out of grief of course, not some perverted snuff fantasy.....yeah.

Death by snoo-snoo.

Or, barring that ... a picture:

http://www.unlc.biz/mydeath.JPG

Chased off a cliff by naked women

I think taht was already done by Monty Python.

Id also like to be assasinated. But die straight away, not take half an hour like JFK.

Unless people really hate you. Then I would want to live on and cling to power for a slong as possible.

Hmm, maybe jumping off a cliff after a guy I was chasing. Quite possibly naked ;)


But only cuz he stole my clothes :p

Hmm, maybe jumping off a cliff after a guy I was chasing. Quite possibly naked ;)


But only cuz he stole my clothes :p
awww....that's so romantic

But only cuz he stole my clothes :p

Come on, you know I looked good in them ;)

I really can't decide (and I considered that issue for some time now).
Either freezing to death, or else some nice, effective poison. Carbonmonoxide is said to be quick and painless, too, if you can stand the smell.

I'd like to vanish mysteriously, possibly carried away screaming by a flock of bats.

I think taht was already done by Monty Python.

Id also like to be assasinated. But die straight away, not take half an hour like JFK.

Unless people really hate you. Then I would want to live on and cling to power for a slong as possible.
Thank you I did not think anyone else would catch that lol

I have always wanted to be killed by a shaft of lightning while doing something really stupid in front of all my friends.

What's the greatest way to die? (Unnaturally)
In a blaze of gunfire and glory, or being chased off a cliff by naked women. I'll follow the bandwagaon.

Something geographically devastating, I hope.

"That there's the Megalorian Crater. We used to call it "North America".

Drowning in an enormous pool of beer :D

Death by sex also sounds cool to me...

extreme old age :D

Drowning in an enormous pool of beer :D

Death by sex also sounds cool to me...

Dying from sex is not as cool as killing with sex. Sure, you might die happy, but imagine the ego trip for the one who did it to you?

A normal, run-of-the-mill expiration. THEN:

I want a wild party at which my cold dead body is propped up at the end of the bar with drink in hand. THEN:

Strip me completely naked, paint me head to toe in a vibrant blue, and then dip me in liquid nitrogen until I am *real* solid. THEN:

At the stroke of 12, on New Years Eve, toss me out the hatch of a helicopter over times square.

How do I want to die?

In style!

How do I want to die?

In style!
Like I said ...

I want a cop to shoot me. Or I want to do it myself with my plan. The plan being take a shitload of blood thinners, lay face down in a bath tub full of water, and then shoot myslf in the head. It's fairly guaranteed at that point that I will successfully die.

Die fighting for a cause I truly belive in.

On the Bonneville Salt Flats, crashing into a cliff while driving a supercar @ speeds in excess of 300 MPH.

Being the first ever person to get vaporized by evil aliens would also be cool.

The best would be to simply evanesce, slowly fading away over the course of a month or so, until my last vapours were caried away by the wind.

Robbing a gun store.......yes I want a Darwin Award.

A small mishap with a molar quantity of antimatter... say on the order of 140 kilos... :eek: :D

Carbonmonoxide is said to be quick and painless, too, if you can stand the smell.
Carbon monoxide is odorless, sir.

Carbon monoxide is odorless, sir.

But in the best source of CO, a car exhaust, it smells of unburnt petrol.

It doesn't matter where I die. What's important is what I say. Something like "You?" or "I buried the money in the... [dies]" is superb.

Or if not that then a sex related heart attack


Seems like a lot of people here are going for the John Entwistle method, but you forgot the being fucked out of your head on high quality cocaine aspect here.

I want a cop to shoot me. Or I want to do it myself with my plan. The plan being take a shitload of blood thinners, lay face down in a bath tub full of water, and then shoot myslf in the head. It's fairly guaranteed at that point that I will successfully die.
Really? Don't speak too soon. I once read about a man that wanted to commit suicide; he ingested poison, set himself on fire, put a noose around himself over a cliff, and was about to shoot himself. The gun misfired, hit the noose, he fell into the water below, causing him to vomit the poison and putting out the fire. He was fine.

After defeating your mortal enemy, you just sit against a tree and succomb to your wounds. Preferably watching your blood slowly cover the snowy earth and you just fade away with a smile on your face.

Hmmm... well, let's see. I think maybe death by watching a 15km diameter asteroid strike the Earth, 100km away, would be an awe-inspiring, and very short, experience.

Other than that, though... probably rushing out on the 50-yard line during the half-time show at the Superbowl, and shoving the barrel of my sawed-off shotgun into my mouth and pulling the trigger. My god, could you imagine the ratings they'd get?! :D

After defeating your mortal enemy, you just sit against a tree and succomb to your wounds. Preferably watching your blood slowly cover the snowy earth and you just fade away with a smile on your face.
What's unnatural about that?

What's unnatural about that?

I should have specified that the wound was recieved during the fight.

Death by Ninja. 'Nuff said.

I mean, how can that be beat? "Now, little timmy, your grandpa was so awesome, his enemies needed to send a ninja after him."

I should have specified that the wound was recieved during the fight.
I thought that that was obvious...

I think the best way to die would be to die fighting off an entire army while Pink Floyd plays "Comfortably Numb" in the background.

But for suicide the most manlyway I can think of would be to slam your head against the sidewalk until you die. Thank you maddox.

Start my own country right here and declare war on the U.S. :D

My three best ways to die:

1) By destroying the planet. Few people know this, but in High School, I was voted 'Most Likely to Accidentally Destroy The Earth.' I'm very proud of that award. The best part about blowing up the Earth is that you get lots of company in the afterlife. :)

2) Standing directly under the exhausts of the Space Shutle holding up marshmallows on a stick. This is my classic. I've mentioned this before. The World will never stop talking about you. Nobody will know whether to laugh or cry. You will be immortalized as one of the least understood people...ever.

3) Mysteriously I don't want my body to be found. You know, something uncertain like drowning in quicksand while hiking alone. That way, people will always wonder if I'm still out there somewhere in the wilderness. Living with wolves.

How I don't want to die: Strike to the testicles. Two reasons: One; OW! NO!!!! Two; Nobody I know would blink an eye. They'd just sigh and say, 'Figures.'


:D

After reading three pages of this, I've decided that there are so many cool ways to die unnaturally and I can't decide. Maybe I'll choose to live. :cool:

with your boots on

iron maiden fans will get it

After reading three pages of this, I've decided that there are so many cool ways to die unnaturally and I can't decide. Maybe I'll choose to live. :cool:

Hippy. :mad:

It's always classy to get drunk and choke on your own vommit. ;)

I want to die broke, disowned from any family and $5.7 Billion dollars in debt to the IRS. My epitaph will be, "Come and get it, Bitches."

oh yeah but it also takes heroine and coke too extremely classy

It's always classy to get drunk and choke on your own vommit. ;)

Ahh.. The Atilla the Hun way. :)

It's always classy to get drunk and choke on your own vommit. ;)

Of course this is in sharp contrast to the rather horrendous and embarrassing death by choking on someone else's vomit. :p

horrendous sounds rather sexy to me

For some suggestions there is Maddox...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide



I hope I don't kill the thread with this.

i think dying while having sex.. or on the toilet is the greatest!

I wanna be the first man on the sun !

I should have specified that the wound was recieved during the fight.
Again, what's so unnatural about that? My HS yearbook had me down for "most likely to die in combat before 30". (This was back well before Gulf 1) :eek: :p

(Note, I am now 38, so any death at this point is outside the natural order of things...)

I choose the Rapture! I pray everyday that it will soon come to pass. What else could be more glorious than being reunited with my creator. Glory be to GOD allmighty!

I agree with the people that would like to die having sex, 'cept I wouldn't mind kicking the bucket right after an orgasm (this would be particularly nice if the afterlife consists of feeling just as you felt when you died), but I'd like to be pretty darn old, while I'm at it.

Nailed to a cross and dropped out of a cargo plane at maximum altitude.

With a million dead ninjas at my feet, lying on a mountain of bullet casings.

Pelvic exaustion

Chased off a cliff by naked women
To be honest, I don't really feel the thrill of that..

Anything that will give you an honourable death.

Or if not that then a sex related heart attack


If you reckon sex can kill.....well, I don't have a clue what you're on, but I don't want any

To be killed while fighting 20000 enemy soldiers on the edge of a cliff, and dragging the whole army down with you? You know, I've never really thought much about it. :p

Drowning in an enormous pool of beer :D

Death by sex also sounds cool to me...


Yeah, that's the best contraeception iguess. Nope, I don't really wanna die that way...not sure yet.

I want to know what people think is the coolest way to die if it were unnatural. For me, if I wanted to die unnaturally, it would be by a sniper, because I want to get into politics, for the conspiracy. How about the rest of you?


Spraying aerosol into the mouth. if it doesn't work, you get a great trip and if it does...well, isn't it obvious?

It doesn't matter where I die. What's important is what I say. Something like "You?" or "I buried the money in the... [dies]" is superb.


Oh yeah, man! I am gonna spend the rest of my life planning my last words now...

If you reckon sex can kill.....well, I don't have a clue what you're on, but I don't want anyWhat? You don't want any sex??? :eek:



Some people, I tell you.... :rolleyes:

Start my own country right here and declare war on the U.S. :D


I'll help you! Can i be your president or something?

I think maybe that's just you.horrendous sounds rather sexy to me

greatest way to die? hmmmmmmmmm
id love to die as a billionaire playboy doing some stupidly dangerous extream sport while drunk nakid while having sex with a supermodel!!

Suicide bombing a massive hall in which every fash, nazi, klansman and racist in the world had congregated. The explosion kills me instantly but releases poisonous gas which gets them all.

Suicide bombing a massive hall in which every fash, nazi, klansman and racist in the world had congregated. The explosion kills me instantly but releases poisonous gas which gets them all.

Ask a silly question... :rolleyes:


;)

After having discovered that my newly received Jedi powers are great for making roomfuls of women climax spontaneously, I wrestle an escaped polar bear out the airlock of the space station, saving the roomfuls of women from the tragic fate of having to be eaten by a bear. Thus allowing them to continue the orgy with nothing on their minds but me.

Skeet-skeet-skeet!

Chased off a cliff by naked women

Morning

Morning

Morning

Morning

hehe

Blasting across the alkali flats in a jet powered, monkey navigated....

or

dying doing something pretty heroic...like pushing a young child out of the way of a runaway semi truck....or saving people from a burning building only to have it collapse on me when the last person was out--I mean, why die in vain?

Well, CO2 gives you a massive headache before it kills you. In the words of Arthur Dent, "I wouldn't want to go to Heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it."

Hypothermia is supposed to be fairly pleasant (as deaths go).

But if we're talking memorable or stylish, hmmm....

On live national/world TV saving another life/lives, with my last words being something like "it's not about money, you idiots..."

Failing that, going in some kind of vaporization (nuke, fuel-air explosive, et al.) will suffice. Painlessly, please!

It doesn't really matter how I die, as long as my eyes are replaced by Cadbury Cream Eggs!

It doesn't really matter how I die, as long as my eyes are replaced by Cadbury Cream Eggs!

Okay, that's just morbid. :p

Caramel Eggs are better. *nod*

Strapped to a GIGANTIC FIREWORK. Hopefully enough of me would survive to rain down on the confused masses below. Yuck yuck yuck. Failing that, autocannibalism. Can't meet the afterlife on an empty stomach.

Again, what's so unnatural about that? My HS yearbook had me down for "most likely to die in combat before 30". (This was back well before Gulf 1) :eek: :p

(Note, I am now 38, so any death at this point is outside the natural order of things...)

I was voted most likely to become a mercenary...I'm still trying to figure who comes up with these categories.

Recieving a mortal wound from a weapon is pretty unnatural, unless you're fighting death like that dumb movie Final Destination. In that case I guess it would be natural.

I just don't want to die old and feeble. Having to rely on others and putting a burden on them puts self-combustion on my Christmas List.

Why would you run away?! I'd go to her.

What if the naked woman was Rosanne Barr. I can see why he would be running

I want to know what people think is the coolest way to die if it were unnatural. For me, if I wanted to die unnaturally, it would be by a sniper, because I want to get into politics, for the conspiracy. How about the rest of you?
Driven off a bridge and left to drown in a small stream in Massachusetts. No, that's been done, already.

Well, CO2 gives you a massive headache before it kills you. In the words of Arthur Dent, "I wouldn't want to go to Heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it."

Hypothermia is supposed to be fairly pleasant (as deaths go).

But if we're talking memorable or stylish, hmmm....

On live national/world TV saving another life/lives, with my last words being something like "it's not about money, you idiots..."

Failing that, going in some kind of vaporization (nuke, fuel-air explosive, et al.) will suffice. Painlessly, please!
Sissy...(I'm thinking of another word, but I won't say it.)

What if the naked woman was Rosanne Barr. I can see why he would be running
I don't think that was who he was talking about though...

I'd like to die in combat, standing, letting my men live to fight another day, pumping hundreads of rounds into my enemies bodys, then activating a nuclear bomb on my back.

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That, or I'd like to be assinated by a sniper from 5,000 yards

What's the greatest way to die? (Unnaturally)
Getting vaporized by a thermonuclear blast right in the middle of orgasm...perferrably with a partner.

Anyone saw the South Park with the "big naked gay pile?"

It'd be awesome if that many random gay naked guys just piled on top of a bomb before it explodes to save a city from a terrorist attack and end up exploding in the process.

Will they be treated as heros or victims? How will Christians respond? What of all the wangs flying all over the place?

Controversy for the history books hundreds of years from now. :D

Anyone saw the South Park with the "big naked gay pile?"

It'd be awesome if that many random gay naked guys just piled on top of a bomb before it explodes to save a city from a terrorist attack and end up exploding in the process.

Will they be treated as heros or victims? How will Christians respond? What of all the wangs flying all over the place?

Controversy for the history books hundreds of years from now. :D
You better hope Fass ignores this thread. :p

choking while eating a human head whole

I'd like either to be assassinated, or go in a very large explosion, preferably one that I set off.