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amusing t-shirt slogans

Oxwana
11-07-2005, 06:17
I'm making custom t-shirts with political slogans. Can anyone help me out with suggestions. I do mostly humourous ones, but I like words in different languages too. Here are a few I like best:
Comunista
Castro is my homeboy
Free Quebec!
I hate Bush. I like bush.
Feel free to use them yourself, of course. You could just as easily see me walking around and read my boobs.
Colodia
11-07-2005, 06:18
I'd say "Republicans vote for Voldemort" but it's already a shirt.
Clan Ansu
11-07-2005, 06:21
I got one made with the word 'SHIRT' in big, white Arial.

I'm going to have one made soon saying 'I AM THE MUFFIN' MAN'.

I have a lot of spare time.
Texpunditistan
11-07-2005, 06:21
FRONT: "Vote Republicrat!"

BACK: "Like there's any real difference."
Pyro Kittens
11-07-2005, 07:36
A vote for democrats is a vote to go to hell, but a vote for republicans is a vote to bring hell here.
Greater Valia
11-07-2005, 07:38
A vote for democrats is a vote to go to hell, but a vote for republicans is a vote to bring hell here.

Too long, how about: "Dont fall into the trap, Democrats are full of crap". Stolen from My Fellow Americans (think thats the name) but still good nonetheless.
Texpunditistan
11-07-2005, 07:39
FRONT: "Keep Government Stagnant"

BACK: "Vote Republicrat!"
Saipea
11-07-2005, 07:42
Tshirthell.com has the best t-shirts.
Undelia
11-07-2005, 07:44
In the background of the shirt is a bunch of deceases linked to eating meat, written in gray. Over this, written in red and black, is “Eating Animals is Hazardous to Your Health….” Below that, written in black is, “…and THEIRS!”
The Arch Wobbly
11-07-2005, 07:47
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Texpunditistan
11-07-2005, 07:52
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
no stealing from ThinkGeek :p
The Arch Wobbly
11-07-2005, 07:54
no stealing from ThinkGeek :p

I stole it from Bash.org actually :D

But if ThinkGeek have a shirt with that on, it's ordering time.
Colodia
11-07-2005, 07:55
Or of course, a Family Guy shirt...

"To the HindenPeter!"
It'll have an obnoxiously huge picture of the Hindenpeter on front. On the back it'll be on fire and Joe will be at the bottom of the shirt screaming. :D
Undelia
11-07-2005, 07:57
Or of course, a Family Guy shirt...

"To the HindenPeter!"
It'll have an obnoxiously huge picture of the Hindenpeter on front. On the back it'll be on fire and Joe will be at the bottom of the shirt screaming. :D

Just watched Family Guy, huh. Nice. :D
Texpunditistan
11-07-2005, 07:59
No a political shirt, but...

FRONT: 2 side by side photos... one of Kurt Cobain and one of a skeleton with the words "Before" and "After" underneath them, respectively.

BACK: "The Smith & Wesson Diet Really Works!"

:p
Greater Valia
11-07-2005, 08:00
I stole it from Bash.org actually :D

But if ThinkGeek have a shirt with that on, it's ordering time.

They do.
The Arch Wobbly
11-07-2005, 08:05
They do.

They just made $16.99
Angelic Diablo
11-07-2005, 08:19
Well I dont know if it fits with this theme but a tennis player from my country once wore a t-shirt saying:
"Well behaved women seldom make history"
Shinzawai
11-07-2005, 08:25
Not political, I'm sorry...but I had to post it:

"I've lost my number, can I borrow yours??"
CanuckHeaven
11-07-2005, 08:38
I am kinda partial to this one.......

http://www.fjamsing.dk/fullxml/media%5Ct%20shirt%5Cnaughty%20boy.jpg
Tannenmille
11-07-2005, 08:44
"My other shirt has a catchy phrase on"
Sino
11-07-2005, 08:50
I saw this one at my university:

"I like BUSH! (The pussy not the President.)"
Verghastinsel
11-07-2005, 08:53
I saw this one at my university:

"I like BUSH! (The pussy not the President.)"

I don't quite think that Americans will ever master the art of subtlety.

Ever.
Sino
11-07-2005, 08:53
http://0cents.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Mousepad_Gun_Control_Means_Hitting_Your_Target.jpg
Sino
11-07-2005, 08:55
I don't quite think that Americans will ever master the art of subtlety.

Ever.

It wasn't an American student. I think the shirt was made in China. LOL!
Verghastinsel
11-07-2005, 08:57
It wasn't an American student. I think the shirt was made in China. LOL!

Made in China, perhaps, but the idea would have come from America. And who's to say whether it was an American student or not? You're a nation of immigrants.
Fachistos
11-07-2005, 08:59
Is "hail to the thief!" too associated with radiohead these days? Otherwise it'd make a decent slogan.
The Dark Yles
11-07-2005, 09:01
Front: Free Tibet...

Back: ...with every purchase.
Undelia
11-07-2005, 09:59
Some shirt designs advertised on http://www.powerlineblog.com/:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-reagan.gif http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-commies.gif http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-atf.gif
Rhoderick
11-07-2005, 11:00
Here is a classic Zimbabwean one,

Front: ROB MUGABE

Back: Before he robs you

For those who don't know Robert Mugabe is our fascist president and one of the last true 20th centuary dictators left.
Rejistania
11-07-2005, 11:17
"Risk more democracy" (in original: Mehr Demokratie wagen)

"Merkel darf nicht Kanzlerin werden!" (Merkel mustn't become chancellor (of Germany))

"Don't vote for the lesser evil, vote Greens!" (or Libertarians or any chanceless USAnian party)
DHomme
11-07-2005, 11:25
(front) Republican, Democrat, Libertarian or Green
(back) Your leader's still a right-wing dick
Aust
11-07-2005, 12:10
Jesus is coming....Look Busy!
The Holy Womble
11-07-2005, 12:23
Front: "When you mix red with green, what do you get?" (Below image: Communist symbol plus Greenpeace symbol)

Back: "...Brown" (Below image: big scary Swastika. Alternative image: piece of poo).

;)
I V Stalin
11-07-2005, 12:47
Fuck B*sh
Tannenmille
11-07-2005, 12:55
Fuck B*sh

Ahahahaha. I've never heard such a funny shirt idea before.
I V Stalin
11-07-2005, 12:56
Fuck B*sh

Ahahahaha. I've never heard such a funny shirt idea before.
It's not the statement itself, it's...oh, never mind.
Undelia
11-07-2005, 13:01
More T-Shirt designs from ThoseShirts.com:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-nor.gif http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-med-checap.gif
Anonymous Self
11-07-2005, 13:06
Order the Attitude Clothing magazine. Some of the best slogan shirts ever! Alternatively www.smellyourmum.com (http://www.smellyourmum.com) has some truly offensive ones!
Shut Up Eccles
11-07-2005, 13:08
Although I don't have political one off hand, my all time favourite t-shirt is "I fucked the chick from Hanson" :D
Monkeypimp
11-07-2005, 13:42
Worst shirt ever.
Flipzakistan
11-07-2005, 13:54
i've wanted to do this one for about 30 years but never have...

front:

KENT STATE RIFLE CLUB

back:

a bullseye
British Socialism
11-07-2005, 13:56
I may have alzheimers but at least I dont have alzheimers
I poke badgers with spoons
Hakartopia
11-07-2005, 16:14
"Marriage is for faggots"
Kroblexskij
11-07-2005, 16:23
che is my homeboy
any home made one
any "sk8er" t-shirts
loads , not enough to mention

i do like the look of the itchy and sctrachy ones they show on a simpsons episode.

confederate itchy and Osama Bin Scratchy
Lewana
11-07-2005, 16:23
"Civil disobedience is still disobedience"

"FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT
I'M GOING TO EAT THREE"

"LITTERING KICKS ASS."
Megaloria
11-07-2005, 16:27
My other shirt's a vest.

There's room in here for one more.

Easy Women are like Electronic Voting Terminals: It doesn't really matter which buttons you push, you're still going to get screwed.

Tell your mom I said "hi".
Intangelon
11-07-2005, 16:30
I own all of the following:

LAND OF THE FREE*
*Some restrictions apply; void where prohibited.

MALL*WART
Your source for cheap plastic crap

STUPID KILLS
but not near enough

(Front)
"I made it clear to the world, that you're either with us, or you're with the enemy."
-- President George W. Bush
(Back, in big ol' letters)
ENEMY

These and many more.
Sonyerica
11-07-2005, 16:38
I own all of the following:

LAND OF THE FREE*
*Some restrictions apply; void where prohibited.


Heh, like it. So true.
[NS]Ihatevacations
11-07-2005, 16:52
"Civil disobedience is still disobedience"

"FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT
I'M GOING TO EAT THREE"

"LITTERING KICKS ASS."
I want to get teh black civil disobedience shirt

Viva el Maddox!
Zweites
11-07-2005, 16:55
I like this one, hehe.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a192/a192.gif
Oxwana
11-07-2005, 20:36
I am kinda partial to this one.......

http://www.fjamsing.dk/fullxml/media%5Ct%20shirt%5Cnaughty%20boy.jpgI'm doing that one today. Thanx.
Oxwana
11-07-2005, 21:27
These ones are all beyond awsome:

"Front: ROB MUGABE
Back: Before he robs you"
is going to be for my sister, who's with Amnesty International.

"Risk more democracy" (in original: Mehr Demokratie wagen)
"Merkel darf nicht Kanzlerin werden!" (Merkel mustn't become chancellor (of Germany))
"Don't vote for the lesser evil, vote Greens!" (or Libertarians or any chanceless USAnian party).
These ones are all for me, but the last one is gon say "vote NDP".

"Marriage is for faggots".
For me and anyone who I can convince to wear it. The guys in my shop classes are a wee bit over-fond of the expression: "That's so gay"

"Well behaved women seldom make history"
True story. I got suspended for using the boys' wahroom in the Tech. wing at my school (there is no girls' in the Tech. wing).

"LAND OF THE FREE*
*Some restrictions apply; void where prohibited."
First time in my life I wish I were an American.

(Front)
"I made it clear to the world, that you're either with us, or you're with the enemy."
-- President George W. Bush
(Back, in big ol' letters)
ENEMY
I'd wear this one with pride.

Thank you all for the great ideas.
Vaitupu
12-07-2005, 04:44
Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!
Dark Regonia
12-07-2005, 06:01
arrow pointing up- the man

arrow pointing down- the legend
Tannenmille
12-07-2005, 13:16
I want a shirt that on the front says "Vote Nader in '07" and on the back has a faded flag with "Make a difference" written in big black arial across it
The Holy Womble
12-07-2005, 13:41
Well, since I'm Israeli... I recommend this one (http://www.pongo.co.il/bestisraelitshirts/gofuck_tshirts_israel.asp) (Tip: look at it upside down).

Another: Image of a condom with writing: "Israel. It's still safe to come".
Big Haliburton
12-07-2005, 14:11
This one (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=433313) is the best.
Quentulus Qazgar
12-07-2005, 14:22
Not political but anyway:

FRONT: Jesus is coming...
BACK: ...Jesus is going...

...or: I have a nice body...

...it's in my trunk.
Opressive pacifists
12-07-2005, 14:26
i wish i were a llama (then i could spit on people and it would be legal)
UpwardThrust
12-07-2005, 14:26
This one (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=433313) is the best.
Not a bumper sticker and is only alright there are a lot funnier ones out there
Gataway_Driver
12-07-2005, 14:30
"My counsillor calls me paranoid when i say I've got a target on my back"

Guess whats on the reverse ;)
Opressive pacifists
12-07-2005, 14:31
This one (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=433313) is the best.
kudos, my man, kudos :D
Big Haliburton
12-07-2005, 14:32
Not a bumper sticker and is only alright there are a lot funnier ones out there


It's a t-shirt. This is about amusing t-shirt slogans.

It's funny cause it's true.

BTW I was verbally assaulted by some whacked out lib in a Starbucks while wearing said shirt. He said I was a Nazi. I giggled. :p
Opressive pacifists
12-07-2005, 14:35
It's a t-shirt. This is about amusing t-shirt slogans.

It's funny cause it's true.
actually...
it's about annoying bumper stickers...
Big Haliburton
12-07-2005, 14:37
actually...
it's about annoying bumper stickers...


the title of said thread is *amusing t-shirt slogans*!

From Oxwana:

amusing t-shirt slogans

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I'm making custom t-shirts with political slogans. Can anyone help me out with suggestions. I do mostly humourous ones, but I like words in different languages too. Here are a few I like best:
Comunista
Castro is my homeboy
Free Quebec!
I hate Bush. I like bush.
Feel free to use them yourself, of course. You could just as easily see me walking around and read my boobs.
UpwardThrust
12-07-2005, 15:02
It's a t-shirt. This is about amusing t-shirt slogans.

It's funny cause it's true.

BTW I was verbally assaulted by some whacked out lib in a Starbucks while wearing said shirt. He said I was a Nazi. I giggled. :p
Sorry I thought I was in the bumper sticker thread lol … I must be tired today
Frangland
12-07-2005, 15:09
this was a popular Big Johnson shirt about 10-15 years ago:

Liquor up front

Poker in the rear
Kreitzmoorland
12-07-2005, 15:20
I like the one that has the classic image of Che Guevara on the front, and underneath it says

"I actually have no idea who this person is"
Hobabwe
12-07-2005, 15:23
In really(!) tiny print: Nosy litle fucker, ain't ya
Czardas
12-07-2005, 15:26
How about my favorite (which I am wearing now, but is customized): On the front it says "Please do not read the back of this shirt."

On the back it looks like there's some writing in yellow, but a huge dark circle is on the back with the words in large block print: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS! YOU STINKER! <face sticking out tongue>"

Hilarious. Everyone who sees me always goes around to my back to read it. ;)
Red Hot Sex
12-07-2005, 15:27
This is the best one...

I am 7 feet tall and I have a shirt that says "Yes, it's all in proportion."

I need to get another one that says "I am 7 feet tall, I do not play basketball, and the weather up here is fine."
DHomme
12-07-2005, 15:32
"Unite against the SWP"

I guess most people wouldn't get it but still...
UpwardThrust
12-07-2005, 15:40
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=488

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=329

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=64

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=112

LOL
Intangelon
12-07-2005, 15:40
This one (http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/Product.aspx?ProductID=433313) is the best.

Only the most whacked-out liberal would have a problem with that shirt. I'm reasonably liberal and I think it's mildly amusing.

EDIT: Rush Limbow himself is a complete psychotic corporate and party tool. This is a man who seriously posited the idea that Tom Daschle is Satan; who plays the theme from The Jeffersons (Movin' On Up) whenever Black senator Carol Moseley-Braun is mentioned; picked on a thirteen-year-old (Chelsea Clinton, calling her the "White House dog"); and distorts facts in ways that would make Herman Goering blush. But hey, it's a living.
Big Haliburton
12-07-2005, 16:24
Only the most whacked-out liberal would have a problem with that shirt. I'm reasonably liberal and I think it's mildly amusing.

EDIT: Rush Limbow himself is a complete psychotic corporate and party tool. This is a man who seriously posited the idea that Tom Daschle is Satan; who plays the theme from The Jeffersons (Movin' On Up) whenever Black senator Carol Moseley-Braun is mentioned; picked on a thirteen-year-old (Chelsea Clinton, calling her the "White House dog"); and distorts facts in ways that would make Herman Goering blush. But hey, it's a living.

Well, what exactly is the problem with good ole' Maha Rushie? :)

Also, on a fat man, I read this t-shirt:

"I beat Anorexia"
Oxwana
13-07-2005, 00:49
This is the best one...

I am 7 feet tall and I have a shirt that says "Yes, it's all in proportion."

I need to get another one that says "I am 7 feet tall, I do not play basketball, and the weather up here is fine."Call me. ;)
DHomme
13-07-2005, 01:13
erm....
"CRUSH THE CHILDREN"
or
"I'M A PATRIOT.
I SHOT THE PRESIDENT"