Who would win in a fight?
Buechoria
11-07-2005, 05:15
Explain why, as well. Personally, I think Indiana. A) He's awesomer, B) He's a good guy, so they usually win by default, and C) Whip + Machete + Revolver > Light Sabre + Force
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/06-indiana-jones.jpg
VS.
http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/darth.jpg
THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
Robert the Terrible
11-07-2005, 05:18
Its Darth Vader all the way. All he has to do is look at Jones badly and his trachea will collapse in fear.
TheEvilMass
11-07-2005, 05:21
*activates geek mode*
Oh my good its of course Darth vAder you ^#^%$ N00B!!!, All he needs to do is us the powers that he gets from the dark side and choke him!!! If all else Fails he can just use his fleet of star destroyers!! and thousands of storm troopers!
*turns off geek mode*
..... Ahh who cares???
Mentholyptus
11-07-2005, 05:25
Myrth.
Buechoria
11-07-2005, 05:26
Dammit, I forgot to add that in the poll...
Mentholyptus
11-07-2005, 05:28
Dammit, I forgot to add that in the poll...
You are forgiven. :fluffle: :fluffle:
[NS]Ihatevacations
11-07-2005, 05:29
Sherlock Holmes
Buechoria
11-07-2005, 05:30
You win a coo-
SCONE YOU FOOL!
Green Sun
11-07-2005, 05:38
Myrth.
Doot!
Melkor Unchained
11-07-2005, 05:39
I love Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is a badass, and he sort of looks like my dad too so extra points there. However, once cannot omit the Force. I don't see any way Indy could come out on top in a toe to toe fight. No one can beat Darth Vader. He might manage to make it out alive, but Vader would certainly win the actual confrontation.
Plus its never really clear whether Vader can stop bullets or not. That would make a big difference. Indy's a pretty good shot.
Robert the Terrible
11-07-2005, 05:45
Plus its never really clear whether Vader can stop bullets or not. That would make a big difference. Indy's a pretty good shot.
Well in Empire Strikes Back Vader stops blaster shots so im betting he can stop a measly bullet.
Melkor Unchained
11-07-2005, 05:50
Well in Empire Strikes Back Vader stops blaster shots so im betting he can stop a measly bullet.
Probably, but I've seen Jedi get shot before. You do have a point though; in a one on one it would be hard to get a shot through.
Texpunditistan
11-07-2005, 05:59
As much as I love Indiana Jones (I named my beta after him)... Vader would have Indy's ass in a sling.
Entracounty
11-07-2005, 06:05
I'd say Vader but I'll go with the underdog here. He's got some sort of mind control over his whip, maybe stronger than even the force. And when you're tied with a whip, what are you gonna do? Plus, Indy has an awesome hat. :D
The Arch Wobbly
11-07-2005, 11:49
Vader. Vader. Vader. Vader's a badass.
Well, Vader beat Han Solo in the Empire Strikes Back, so, Vader > Han Solo
Since Indiana Jones and Hans Solo are both characters of Harrison Ford, Indiana = Solo
So by substituiton, Vader > Indiana
(A question like that deserves and answer like this :D )
Buechoria
11-07-2005, 17:27
The above theory is interesting. At Scout camp last week, Mike threw a cold slab (yes, a slab) of ham at Jeff's ass. Then he retrieved it and threw it at my crotch. He proceeded to say,
"By the transitive property, Charlie's crotch just touched Jeff's ass, so Jeff just got assraped, HAHA!"
...
At this point I just froze.
Drunk commies deleted
11-07-2005, 18:35
Me. I'd shoot Indian Jones and team up with Darth Vader only to betray him when he trusts me.