I need a name.
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 16:00
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/noblemen/Dog.jpg
See the toy dog?
I won it from one of those cranes at an arcade near where I was staying on holiday.
The crane was faulty, and it dropped it at least 5 times before I got my hands on it after 20 pounds and 2 days of effort.
It really deserves a good name.
All I can think of is Bozo or Cockmaster.
Neither are really appealing.
Any suggestions?
Defuniak
10-07-2005, 16:04
iron eagle, private ryan, mr fuzzles, it goes on and on.
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 16:10
iron eagle, private ryan, mr fuzzles, it goes on and on.
In order: WTF?, Erm...nah, No Way.
Thanks anyway.
Randomlittleisland
10-07-2005, 16:16
Rufus? (he just looks like a Rufus, sorry)
SuperFerret
10-07-2005, 16:18
Brian! :)
The Three-Toed Sloth
10-07-2005, 16:19
Give it a name that one would want to give to a cat. Kind of like how Data's cat is named Spot, a name I at least associate with dogs.
Liverbreath
10-07-2005, 16:20
Nothing personal here, but one look tells me only one name will work....
Ijippedyou
The Three-Toed Sloth
10-07-2005, 16:21
Rufus? (he just looks like a Rufus, sorry)
He does kind of look like a Rufus.
Lord-General Drache
10-07-2005, 16:24
Bob. Or name him/her/it after your favourite mod. Then you can have your very own pet mod.
[NS]Ihatevacations
10-07-2005, 16:24
Lurple
how about Shaggydog? cookie if you get it
Cogitation!!! :p
Or Czardas. ((My grandfather used to have a dog named Czardas, who looked nothing like the toy (or me for that matter, lol). I'm not named after him. In fact I didn't know he existed until not too long ago.))
Megaloria
10-07-2005, 16:39
Miller. As in Puppy Mill.
How about "Research Subject 708-A"?
Child-eater would be a good one too.
Alinania
10-07-2005, 16:41
Bob. Or name him/her/it after your favourite mod. Then you can have your very own pet mod.
ooh, a 'mini-myrth' then? awesome!! :D
E Blackadder
10-07-2005, 16:41
...call it something really long that few people can say without taking a break for oxygen
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 16:41
Bob. Or name him/her/it after your favourite mod. Then you can have your very own pet mod.
Hmm...somehow I don't feel the Mods would be too happy at the prospect of one of them being my bitch.
Your Worst Fear
10-07-2005, 16:49
Baaah!
He looks like it and it's easy to remember!
Robot ninja pirates
10-07-2005, 16:49
Name it "cat".
Supergeeks
10-07-2005, 16:50
Rufus? (he just looks like a Rufus, sorry)
Yeah, he/she's right. He definitetly looks like a Rufus to me. It's gotta be Rufus.
...call it something really long that few people can say without taking a break for oxygenYeah, like "Master Ignatius Cornelius Eisenheimer XIII The Grandest Patron of the Arts Ruler of All It Surveys Lord Under the Sun" and so on and so forth, and after they kill themselves trying to remember it, say pleasantly, "You can also call him/her Bob." :)
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 16:53
Name it "cat".
Nah, I'm already trying to teach my cat to understand basic words like "jump", "computer" and "fuckoffyoustupidbitchChristthatwassore!"*.
Calling it "cat" would be confusing.
*She uses my left arm as a scratching post.
Nah, I'm already trying to teach my cat to understand basic words like "jump", "computer" and "fuckoffyoustupidbitchChristthatwassore!"*.
Calling it "cat" would be confusing.
*She uses my left arm as a scratching post.Just rename your cat "dog". :D
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 16:57
Just rename your cat "dog". :D
*Looks at Czardas with a look of utter perplexity*
*Dies*
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 17:08
At this point in time, I'm considering a few options:
Al.
Sparky.
Frisbeeteria.
Neil.
Yes, I have a poor imagination.
*Looks at Czardas with a look of utter perplexity*
*Dies*Well, if you name your cat "Dog" and your dog "Cat", you'd call the cat, but the dog would come, confusing guests. Then if you asked Dog to get off the couch, but the cat was the one that got off...everyone would be so confused they'd implode. And isn't that what we want? ;)
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 17:11
Well, if you name your cat "Dog" and your dog "Cat", you'd call the cat, but the dog would come, confusing guests. Then if you asked Dog to get off the couch, but the cat was the one that got off...everyone would be so confused they'd implode. And isn't that what we want? ;)
You are aware that the cranes don't dispense living dogs?
You are aware that the cranes don't dispense living dogs?Yes yes, I know, but if you ever get a real dog.... follow my suggestion. :)
You can just name this'un after a NS poster you really hate or really like (your choice). I have no dogs but I do have a lot of cats, which I name after mods. For example, a large fluffy grey cat named Karmabaijan is now sitting on the back of my chair and looking curiously over my shoulder at this message. :D
(no, j/k)
ProMonkians
10-07-2005, 17:21
Nebulon The Great
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 17:22
Yes yes, I know, but if you ever get a real dog.... follow my suggestion. :)
You can just name this'un after a NS poster you really hate or really like (your choice). I have no dogs but I do have a lot of cats, which I name after mods. For example, a large fluffy grey cat named Karmabaijan is now sitting on the back of my chair and looking curiously over my shoulder at this message. :D
(no, j/k)
Well, the dog looks male so that rules out Ashmoria and FairyTInkArisen.
Pure Metal doesn't work, nor does Legless Pirates.
Drunk Commies makes me look strange, and I'm not about to name it Kut ta Death.
Well, the dog looks male so that rules out Ashmoria and FairyTInkArisen.
Pure Metal doesn't work, nor does Legless Pirates.
Drunk Commies makes me look strange, and I'm not about to name it Kut ta Death.Yeah...
...Roach-Busters doesn't work, nor does Eutrusca. Bitchkitten would be funny, but I have a very strange feeling that won't work either. I know! You could call it 133733 Mc 1337 1337!!! :D
Any suggestions?
I'd suggest Lucky, since it took so long to get it.
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 17:51
I'd suggest Lucky, since it took so long to get it.
I think More Than Insurance copyrighted that one.
Besides, what's so lucky about a dog that cost me 20 quid when it was probably made for 85p in an Indonesian sweat-shop?
I think More Than Insurance copyrighted that one.
Besides, what's so lucky about a dog that cost me 20 quid when it was probably made for 85p in an Indonesian sweat-shop?
Ah, but you did not have to pay the plane ticket to get to the Indonesian sweat-shop... If you don't like the name, just call him Unlucky... :p
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 18:12
Ah, but you did not have to pay the plane ticket to get to the Indonesian sweat-shop... If you don't like the name, just call him Unlucky... :p
*Titters*
Neo Kervoskia
10-07-2005, 18:13
Funkmaster Jay Jay McElroy
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 18:14
Funkmaster Jay Jay McElroy
No emoticon can express the blank stare on my face.
[NS]Ihatevacations
10-07-2005, 18:22
WHats wrong with lurple, or fluffle, or falafel
Rakenshi
10-07-2005, 18:27
uhhh... Lucifer? *hides back into the shadows*
Warta Endor
10-07-2005, 18:33
Name him after your nation, or...erm
Call him George...Dirk/random name
or something evil like Tha evil master of tha universe!!! Mwuhahahaha!!!
Argh!!! Forget it :( I'm bad in thinking up names...
Crushed sunflower seed
10-07-2005, 18:35
he looks like a rufus to me too
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 18:36
Ihatevacations']WHats wrong with lurple, or fluffle, or falafel
What's right with lurple, or fluffle, or falafel?
Legless Pirates
10-07-2005, 18:45
Bananaphone
Celtlund
10-07-2005, 18:48
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/noblemen/Dog.jpg
See the toy dog?
I won it from one of those cranes at an arcade near where I was staying on holiday.
The crane was faulty, and it dropped it at least 5 times before I got my hands on it after 20 pounds and 2 days of effort.
It really deserves a good name.
All I can think of is Bozo or Cockmaster.
Neither are really appealing.
Any suggestions?
Try naming it "Damnexpensivedog." :D
Bananaphone
I second this motion :D
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 18:51
Try naming it "Damnexpensivedog." :D
That's a nickname to give to your girlfriend...
Rakenshi
10-07-2005, 19:07
That's a nickname to give to your girlfriend...
ROFL
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 19:15
Hmm...I might just go with Sparky since I found this (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/noblemen/SPARKY2ENGLISHDICKSHUNARY.jpg) picture.
WARNING: May kill lower resolutions.
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 19:30
Hmm...maybe I should name it "bump".
Turkishsquirrel
10-07-2005, 19:36
call it kitty!
Rakenshi
10-07-2005, 19:40
Call it Deathwing... :)
The Noble Men
10-07-2005, 19:40
call it kitty!
No.
Call it Deathwing... :)
What the Fubbery?
Willamena
10-07-2005, 19:40
Arf!
(I like onomatopoeia)