Guerraheim
10-07-2005, 04:17
I've seen many threads here that lament the decline in traditional family values in America today. What I want to know is, does anyone have a solution to the problem? How can we undo the hedonistic corruption that has consumed our culture?
I believe it is time to loudly proclaim the only valid bases of marriage, sex, and propogation are the benifit of the family. There will be detractors, but they must be shouted down, as their influence will surely decline after a return to family values triggers the return of family influence.
Every patriotic American knows that that which reduces the power of government is good, yet we continue to praise such degeneracy as marriages of "love." "Love," was only invented as a way for liberal European governments to break up the power of the traditional family. The traditional family that we know to be a man, a wife, their children, their spouses and children, the man's younger syblings and their spouses and children, the man's concubines, their children, and the children of the local dead and destitute to act as servants.
Now that powerful institution of the family has been broken down into tiny social units hardly worthy of the name. A man, his wife, and their pre-adult children? A harlot and her bastards? A widower who has yet to take other wives so he can pay attention to his children like a wet nurse? These aren't families. They aren't even a decent game of bridge.
Who could object to this revitalizing of the American family? Only realtors afraid that they will no longer be able to rent out studio apartments, and liberal politicians and propogandists like Senator Richard Santorum or Patrick Robertson.
Surely men will cheer to realize that they're entitled to all the women they can afford as is their ancient birthright as ordained by God.
Surely women will see how much happier their lives will be when they can stop complaining of their husbands that "he doesn't listen to me" "he doesn't understand me" "he just doesn't want to communicate." She can indulge in all of those womanly concerns with a household full of women who know exactly what she's going through with the exact same man.
Will teenagers not be relieved to hear that their long awkward nightmare of social rejection and humiliation known as dating will be a thing of the past? Boys and girls will not need to waste years of time and effort learning social skills that are only useful once in their lives and otherwise lead to a string of painful failures. No, every woman will find a husband by being sold to him by her father.
Young men will not need to waste all that awkward tension on grand gestures that will almost certainly be taken the wrong way. He need only strike a deal with her father, using the same social skills that will stand him in good stead his whole life as he learns to bargain for used cars, the price of a house, or the number of grapefruits that are to be exchanged for a goat.
Imagine what it will mean for your efforts to find a house? You won't find a house. You'll just build another room onto your parents house. Think of the money you'll save!
Wondering who'll take care of you when you're old? Your children will. They'll have no choice, they live in your house!
Wondering how to talk to your daughters about sex? Tell them that if they have it you won't be able to get a good price for them and they'll end up married to a shoe shiner or a janitor. Either that, or you'll have to kill her because she's making you look bad in front of the neighbors.
All these reasons and more herald the return to family values! Stand up and tell the degenerates around you that you will tolerate this decline no longer. You're children will never move out of the house. You're moving back in with your parents. You're selling your daughters and adopting an unwanted Chinese baby girl who you will raise to be your housekeeper.
Family Values Again! Family Values Forever!
I believe it is time to loudly proclaim the only valid bases of marriage, sex, and propogation are the benifit of the family. There will be detractors, but they must be shouted down, as their influence will surely decline after a return to family values triggers the return of family influence.
Every patriotic American knows that that which reduces the power of government is good, yet we continue to praise such degeneracy as marriages of "love." "Love," was only invented as a way for liberal European governments to break up the power of the traditional family. The traditional family that we know to be a man, a wife, their children, their spouses and children, the man's younger syblings and their spouses and children, the man's concubines, their children, and the children of the local dead and destitute to act as servants.
Now that powerful institution of the family has been broken down into tiny social units hardly worthy of the name. A man, his wife, and their pre-adult children? A harlot and her bastards? A widower who has yet to take other wives so he can pay attention to his children like a wet nurse? These aren't families. They aren't even a decent game of bridge.
Who could object to this revitalizing of the American family? Only realtors afraid that they will no longer be able to rent out studio apartments, and liberal politicians and propogandists like Senator Richard Santorum or Patrick Robertson.
Surely men will cheer to realize that they're entitled to all the women they can afford as is their ancient birthright as ordained by God.
Surely women will see how much happier their lives will be when they can stop complaining of their husbands that "he doesn't listen to me" "he doesn't understand me" "he just doesn't want to communicate." She can indulge in all of those womanly concerns with a household full of women who know exactly what she's going through with the exact same man.
Will teenagers not be relieved to hear that their long awkward nightmare of social rejection and humiliation known as dating will be a thing of the past? Boys and girls will not need to waste years of time and effort learning social skills that are only useful once in their lives and otherwise lead to a string of painful failures. No, every woman will find a husband by being sold to him by her father.
Young men will not need to waste all that awkward tension on grand gestures that will almost certainly be taken the wrong way. He need only strike a deal with her father, using the same social skills that will stand him in good stead his whole life as he learns to bargain for used cars, the price of a house, or the number of grapefruits that are to be exchanged for a goat.
Imagine what it will mean for your efforts to find a house? You won't find a house. You'll just build another room onto your parents house. Think of the money you'll save!
Wondering who'll take care of you when you're old? Your children will. They'll have no choice, they live in your house!
Wondering how to talk to your daughters about sex? Tell them that if they have it you won't be able to get a good price for them and they'll end up married to a shoe shiner or a janitor. Either that, or you'll have to kill her because she's making you look bad in front of the neighbors.
All these reasons and more herald the return to family values! Stand up and tell the degenerates around you that you will tolerate this decline no longer. You're children will never move out of the house. You're moving back in with your parents. You're selling your daughters and adopting an unwanted Chinese baby girl who you will raise to be your housekeeper.
Family Values Again! Family Values Forever!