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What would you do with it? What kinda content do you want in there. Are you tryign to acheive anything with it. What language(s) is it in? Who is your target demographic? Are there any certain people you would hire to write for it? You have no budget limit and no restraints on the content.

Come up with a cover for your magazine and post it too if ya want!

I would make a magazine on how to give magazine editors free stuff. But dont call me poof :D

Mine is a news and politics humor magazine in English that follows the format of MAD magazine and National Lampoon. Target demographic is males ages 25 to 45. Content includes political humor, making fun of people in the news and pictures of hot girls in bikinis and lingere. I'd hire commedians Lewis Black, Carlos Mencia, Dave Chappel, Jon Stewart, Dennis Miller and Bill Mahr.

....Uh...

...Women Internationale Daily?

Mine is a news and politics humor magazine in English that closely follows the format of MAD magazine. Target demographic is males ages 25 to 45. Content includes political humor, making fun of people in the news and pictures of hot girls in bikinis and lingere. I'd hire commedians Lewis Black, Carlos Mencia, Dave Chappel, Jon Stewart, Dennis Miller and Bill Mahr.


I'd subscribe to that mag!

I would make a magazine on how to give magazine editors free stuff. But dont call me poof :D

Why are you a magazine editor?

Hey, I'm no poof. I'd have pictures of cars & naked women in the magazine.

Why are you a magazine editor?

No, but if i made a magazine I would be. In that sense I would want a magazine for free stuff for lazy students who need money before I/they go to uni

Hey, I'm no poof. I'd have pictures of cars & naked women in the magazine.

Then buy Max Power lol

Then buy Max Power lol

The highest setting on teh blow dryer?

Hey, I'm no poof. I'd have pictures of cars & naked women in the magazine.


Everybody is a poof!

What kind of cars and how classy/unclassy would the naked pics be?

A magazine on Breathing called 'Breathless'. it's all about proper breathing techniques, how to maximize intake and output and how to avoid the pitfalls of bad odor, poor air and pollution.

hey, if they can make a magazine for walking (Called, surprisingly enough, 'Walk') then why not for breathing? Stupid bullshit.

The highest setting on teh blow dryer?

Yeah but dont read it, its can get quite hot

"Cannibals Digest Monthly"

"Cannibals Digest Monthly"

They must get hungry

What would you do with it?

piss people off of course



What kinda content do you want in there?

editorial, mind control devices.... the usual


Are you trying to acheive anything with it?

of course! to turn the whole world socialist and really piss off all you right-wingers.
y'all can go live on the moon or something ;)


What language(s) is it in? Who is your target demographic?
English (too lazy/stupid to know any other languages well enough to write properly in them); and everyone!
though i suppose the "workers of the world" (unite!)


better that than the 'dyslexic workers of the world untie!' :D


Are there any certain people you would hire to write for it?

i'd dig Marx up and steal Lenin from Moscow, and use them both as key contributors. the economics section could be headed up by Jeffery Sachs. international relations could have Gandhi as editor...
and the world domination section would be headed up by yours truly ;)



Come up with a cover for your magazine and post it too if ya want!

ok...

http://www.hlj.me.uk/WDM.jpg







nice idea, btw :)
(was i supposed to do this seriously? :D)

nice idea, btw :)
(was i supposed to do this seriously? :D)

Haha awesome!


Thanks and no I was hoping for serious and/or funny.

Everybody is a poof!

What kind of cars and how classy/unclassy would the naked pics be?

Only performance oriented cars (hot hatches, V8s, Porshces, etc), no 4WDs, MPVs, boring family sedans, or things like that.

How can a picture of a nekked woman not be classy?