NationStates Jolt Archive


World Jump Day - Stop Global Warming!

Great Andistan
07-07-2005, 19:36
to be honest it looks pants, seeing as everyone would have to be in the same place at the same time!

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

but have a look.
Texpunditistan
07-07-2005, 19:38
Great. Everyone jump up and down on the same spot...end up breathing heavily...and adding even more CO2 (a greenhouse gas) to the atmosphere. GENIUS!

*walks off muttering something about "fucking morons"*
Dobbsworld
07-07-2005, 19:47
I think we should put out oars and row. Or maybe a sail and a rudder. Anything's better than this.
Bob Greene
07-07-2005, 19:57
Didn't the Weekly World News do a story on this but it was the Chinese?Seriously though, even with every person who ever lived involved, the Earth is simply too massive to move.
Eretic
07-07-2005, 20:01
I joined with the address of my old aunt. Let's bet she will have a funny weekend trying to understand what's going on
Sumamba Buwhan
07-07-2005, 20:30
I think a better idea would be to set thousands of giant rocket boosters up to try to accomplish this. The jumping thing just sounds like a great kodak moment to make fun of peopel with.