NationStates Jolt Archive

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Once upon a time, me and a bunch of my friends are headed down to a friend's house. And since I live in Bumfuck, Central PA, we end up behind... of all things...

An Amish horse and buggy, moving at approximately retarded miles per hour.

And we're stuck behind them for about five miles, until they finally turn into a store.

Wanna know which store?

Advance Auto Parts.

I shit you not.

didn't happen to me, but a friend told me this.

Stationed in Japan, he (African-American) was in a video store looking for something to buy. he turns and sees this Japanese kid... mouth open staring at him...

The kid was wearing a Mickey Mouse Shirt.
He was wearing a Gundam Shit.

He wishes he had a picture of that moment.