NationStates Jolt Archive


Real Life Stereotype DnD Character Sheet

Barlibgil
07-07-2005, 02:11
This weekend, in between mistaking my grandmother saying classmate for klansmen, and the realization that I know too many of the words to "One, Two Step" by Ciara, I came up with the idea to make this.

Character name: Jim Austin
Player:Gordon
Class:Klansman
Level:1
Race:Texan
Alignment:Chaotic Neutral
Deity:OT God, John Wayne
Size:Medium
Gender:Male
Age:38
Height:6'
Weight:301
Eyes:Brown
Hair:Brown
Skin:White

Stats
Base Land Speed:15
Strength:21
Dexterity:10
Constitution:10
Intelligence:6
Wisdom:7
Charisma:6

Skills
Knowledge:Illegal Firearms-2 ranks
Knowledge:Gun/Rape/Incest Laws-2 ranks
Knowledge:Alcohol production-4 ranks
Knowledge:Cattle-2 ranks
Survival-1 rank
Intimidate-1 rank
Perform-roping-1 rank
Perform-rodeos-1 rank
Brawling-3 ranks

Feats
BAC-Blood Alcohol Content, the Texan has an extraordinary ability to survive when his BAC will kill a normal person
Drunken fighting-Without extenuating circumstances(homophobia, etc.), the Texan will attack many things, during which time the Texan becomes extremely hard to hit and can attack twice per round.

Special Abilities
Illiteracy-Texas Public Education automatically gives all Texans the inability to read.
Drop Out-Texans automatically recieve a negative rank in all intelligence-based skills, with the exception of racial skills
Native Language-As Texans speak their own special dialect of english, they incur a -2 penalty to all charisma-based skills when speaking to non-Texans. Penalty stacks with Racism
Racism-When dealing with charcters of other races, ethnicities, and nationalities, Klansmen recieve a -5 penalty to all charisma-based skills. Stacks with Native Language
Alcoholic-When drunk, Texans recieve a +3 bonus to all skill checks, with exceptions to the above, which becomes a -3 penalty.
Homophobia-When drunk and a male Texan comes into contact with a "gay" character, flip a coin. If heads, the Texan becomes temporary slave to that character, such an effect lasts until alcohol has worn off. If tails, the Texan lashes out at said character, all attacks made against said character do half damage.

Attack
Bare-handed
Damage:1d6
Critical:x3
Type:Bludgeoning

Attack
Shotgun
Damage:1d12
Critical:x4
Range:50(-2 penalty to penalty every 10 over 50)
Type:Piercing

Attack
Pocketknife
Damage:1d4
Critical:x2
Type:Piercing

Gear
Armor/protective item
Bullet proof vest
AC Bonus:+5
Check Penalty:-3
Speed:25
Weight:30

Helm
Cowboy hat
AC Bonus:+1
Weight:1

Footwear
Cowboy boots
AC Bonus:+2
Weight:10

Other Possessions
Keg
Weight:50

Collapsible Cross
Weight:30
Can be burned and reused

KKK Uniform
Weight:15

Beef Jerkey
Weight:20
lasts a month

Rope
Weight:2

Languages:
Texan
English(understand, but, can't speak)

Money
Dollars:4
Cents:3
Visa, MasterCard, American Express-all maxed
UberPenguinLand
07-07-2005, 02:14
D20 Modern would be a better system for that. D/L the SRD off of the official WotC website.
Th Great Otaku
07-07-2005, 02:17
WEEEEE-OOOO, WEEEEEE-OOOOO

My "You Have Way to Much Time on Your Hands" alarm is going off!! =P
Barlibgil
07-07-2005, 02:20
Otaku...I know

UberPenguinLand

I think I am using the modern one, when did the D20 Modern come out?
[NS]Ihatevacations
07-07-2005, 02:21
I could make one for white guy who lives in the Georgia boonies, but I'm not goo on the dnd stuff
Th Great Otaku
07-07-2005, 02:23
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being an otaku...I was just making an observation. ^__^
Colodia
07-07-2005, 02:25
WEEEEE-OOOO, WEEEEEE-OOOOO

My "You Have Way to Much Time on Your Hands" alarm is going off!! =P
*bangs on alarm*

No use, it's set on full alert. Looks like we'll need to call in the Life Police. ;)
Barlibgil
07-07-2005, 02:27
I'm not good with dnd either. I tried once, but I couldn't find anyone in my area that did it, so now I have like 3 $30 books and 4 character sheets that I use to hold up a shelf on my bookcase
CthulhuFhtagn
07-07-2005, 02:27
I think I am using the modern one, when did the D20 Modern come out?
About 3 or so years ago.
UberPenguinLand
07-07-2005, 02:31
About 3 or so years ago.

And the Base Set is available for free as text only on the Wizards of the Coast website, along with 3.5's.
Barlibgil
07-07-2005, 02:34
*bangs on alarm*

No use, it's set on full alert. Looks like we'll need to call in the Life Police. ;)

I bribe them away...then have them busted for being dirty cops.




Well then I am using the D20 Modern system, the sheet I filled it out from says it;s from 2003. I skipped parts because I didn't see how they had any relevance
Leonstein
07-07-2005, 08:56
Now, i don't understand everything, but I've played Neverwinter Nights for a while.
Make one for a European leftie commie-type person!
BLARGistania
07-07-2005, 09:17
waaaay too much free time.