What to get?!!
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 20:26
It's my little brat of a sister's birthday soon; she'll be 4 *cringes in fright*, but I don't know what to get for her present, I'm sure they'll be some experts in here so please let rip!!! :D
ProMonkians
06-07-2005, 20:28
Oversized elephant cuddly toy.
Drunk commies deleted
06-07-2005, 20:29
Coloring books and children's story books seem like a good idea.
I V Stalin
06-07-2005, 20:31
Would it be rather stupid of me to suggest some kind of sex toy?
Seriously though, you can't go wrong with cute lil fluffy animals
how about a scary toy clown. i got one of those once *pulls covers over eyes*
North Island
06-07-2005, 20:35
It's my little brat of a sister's birthday soon; she'll be 4 *cringes in fright*, but I don't know what to get for her present, I'm sure they'll be some experts in here so please let rip!!! :D
Give her a pony. :p Give her a book or, if she is a 'brat' (I take it that a 'brat' is Engish slang for a rude or spoiled person), money. Cant go wrong with money...even with a 4 year old. ;)
how about a scary toy clown. i got one of those once *pulls covers over eyes*
Behold!
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/BOZ/pdTYBOZ0001.jpg
Clowns scare the shit out of me. Them and porcelain dolls
*loads gun, turns on flashlight, stares towards closet*
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 20:52
Oversized elephant cuddly toy.
Too many already! This is a harder challenge than you may think!
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 20:53
Coloring books and children's story books seem like a good idea.
Loads already :D
Eternal Green Rain
06-07-2005, 20:54
Playdoh is always good and soooo cheap.
Colouring pens. Those huge sets like a giant mental rainbow.
Mobile phone. No really you can get these really great ones that beep and squawk like the real thing OR if you want to be really cheap go tothe mobile shop and ask if they've got any of the old, discontinued demo models.
The dummy ones that they put on show are just stuck in a box when they're obsolete and they give them away (if you're really nice to them). Exactly like the real thing!
hope that helps
Rainy
Drunk commies deleted
06-07-2005, 20:55
Chia pet, the pottery that grows!
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 20:55
Give her a pony. :p Give her a book or, if she is a 'brat' (I take it that a 'brat' is Engish slang for a rude or spoiled person), money. Cant go wrong with money...even with a 4 year old. ;)
Moneys not such a goood idea, she needs something to actually play with.....although she has got a tonne of plastic crap already :/
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 20:57
Playdoh is always good and soooo cheap.
Colouring pens. Those huge sets like a giant mental rainbow.
Mobile phone. No really you can get these really great ones that beep and squawk like the real thing OR if you want to be really cheap go tothe mobile shop and ask if they've got any of the old, discontinued demo models.
The dummy ones that they put on show are just stuck in a box when they're obsolete and they give them away (if you're really nice to them). Exactly like the real thing!
hope that helps
Rainy
Maybe one of those electric shock phones.........Mhwaahahahahaha
Eudelphia
06-07-2005, 21:00
Art stuff. Modelling clay, huge pads of newsprint, tempra paints and brushes, colored paper, blunt scisors and washable glue, immense box of crayons. You could get a ton of stuff she will have a blast with and not spend much money at all.
Eternal Green Rain
06-07-2005, 21:02
Maybe one of those electric shock phones.........Mhwaahahahahaha
Be nice. She's a lovely little icky girl. Gonna drive you mad for a good few years yet.
Had four year old (now 13) and got a 14 month old girl. It gets much worse.
Boys are easy. new computer game = happy.
girls are really tough to buy for until they're about 10 then you buy crap jewelery off the market and they luv it (with little heart shaped dots on the i's)
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 21:11
Be nice. She's a lovely little icky girl. Gonna drive you mad for a good few years yet.
Had four year old (now 13) and got a 14 month old girl. It gets much worse.
Boys are easy. new computer game = happy.
girls are really tough to buy for until they're about 10 then you buy crap jewelery off the market and they luv it (with little heart shaped dots on the i's)
Ha! I think she already is into plastic jewellery.Jeez, what is it with the plastic.
Dontgonearthere
06-07-2005, 21:15
A huge chocolate cake laced with heroin?
Nah :D
Legos/duplos are good. Trust me, she still gets another eight years use out of them before she becomes 'too cool' for them.
Jellybean Development
06-07-2005, 21:22
A huge chocolate cake laced with heroin?
Nah :D
Legos/duplos are good. Trust me, she still gets another eight years use out of them before she becomes 'too cool' for them.
But then the lego would be everywhere and it wouldn't be tidied up.
Dontgonearthere
06-07-2005, 21:37
But then the lego would be everywhere and it wouldn't be tidied up.
Tell her that Dracula will come and drain the blood from her frail mortal body if she doesnt clean up the mess.
I had a sadistic babysitter once ^_^
Mazalandia
07-07-2005, 10:12
Buy Wiggles stuff
Kids entertainers that mature people can actually handle. They all studied child psychology so smart guys and made shitloads
Leonstein
07-07-2005, 10:23
Orwell's "Animal Farm" with pictures.
You can read it to her.
Commie Catholics
07-07-2005, 10:41
It's my little brat of a sister's birthday soon; she'll be 4 *cringes in fright*, but I don't know what to get for her present, I'm sure they'll be some experts in here so please let rip!!! :D
Hah. 4 year old sister. You think you've go problems? I've got to make a card (she's embarrased by presents) for a 15 girl. Make a card! 15 year old boys don't make and decorate cards for 15 year old girls. It's just not right. I don't know what to do.