NationStates Jolt Archive

Who would win in a fight?

Tom from 'Tom and Jerry'. That cat is indestructible!

Tom from 'Tom and Jerry'. That cat is indestructible!
so is Jerry... damn if that mouse was in my house... I mean any mouse that can lift a frying pan and bash a cat with... :eek:

Tough call...

After all, Jesus has the power, but will use it to heal.

Batman has the brains and the resources...

so is Jerry... damn if that mouse was in my house... I mean any mouse that can lift a frying pan and bash a cat with... :eek:

I'd learn to live with him. Hell, I'd befriend him. He's like a secret weapon! :D

From that poll, definitely R2-D2. He's a clever little bastard. :)

Clint Eastwood.

Sorry, but any man that badass wins anything. Everything. The only competition comes in the forms of Kurt Russell and Lance Henriksen.

In a team, I think R2D2 and Jesus would kick ass.

Batman. He always wins in the end... always.

I'm surprised nobody voted for Mario or Batman yet. Thoe 2 are dangerous.

I actually voted for the Road Runner. The Coyote spent millions of dollars buying products from ACME but STILL never even came close to catching the Road Runner. Speed Kills.

Batman's basically the only guy in the JLA with the ability to neutralise/kill the rest of them. And Batman's actually human, whereas the rest mutants/weirdos/aliens. Oh, except for Steel. He's human, but he's also eight foot tall. So he counts as mutant. Batman l-l4X0R5.

Mario. He can kill anything just by jumping on it or throwing turtle shells at it.

I have a feeling that Skreech is going to come in last place in this vote.
But I think that's only because not enough people realize his skills and talents.
He's the underdog, but he'd do better in a "Super Fight" than most people realize. He's got charisma.

Batman's basically the only guy in the JLA with the ability to neutralise/kill the rest of them. And Batman's actually human, whereas the rest mutants/weirdos/aliens. Oh, except for Steel. He's human, but he's also eight foot tall. So he counts as mutant. Batman l-l4X0R5.And Batman's protocals were once used against the JLA... with devestating results. They kicked him out because of that.

Oh and the most resent Graphic Novel I read had STEEL as a Woman.

I'm surprised nobody voted for Mario or Batman yet. Thoe 2 are dangerous.

I actually voted for the Road Runner. The Coyote spent millions of dollars buying products from ACME but STILL never even came close to catching the Road Runner. Speed Kills.Actually some episodes you see him using Coupons to buy the ACME stuff... so it's already low grade. :D

I'd use coupons too if i was purchasing super sophisticated and ultra expensive weapons.

Indiana Jones and Jesus would form an unbeatable tag-team...I mean honestly, Indiana Jones (in addition to being a Harrison Ford character) could bring the Ark of the Covenant and the Grail...and Jesus could withstand opening the Ark...I'd bet on that duo all the way to the title...

Batman and Jesus would be unstoppable. Batman would neutralize everyone without killing them so Jesus wouldn't be pissed, and Jesus woould act as the decoy and just resurrect whenever he was killed.

I voted Hilton. If she could survive what Mr Slave did to her and Lemmiwinks, shes nearly invincable.

The Road Runner pwns! :p

But seriously, Paris Hilton cannot die. She is far too irritating to be a mortal being. :D

Clint Eastwood.

Sorry, but any man that badass wins anything. Everything. The only competition comes in the forms of Kurt Russell and Lance Henriksen.

Yes. After the unholy horror that he endured in Bridges of Madison County I'd have to say he'd definitly win the super fight.

R2D2. Did you see that crazy ass shit he did in the ship's bridge?

Only person who could beat him would be yoda. Yoda is god.

Jesus..

Jesus is a level 20 Priest Imo. He can keep on resurrecting himself. And can summon divine help, angels from heaven and shits. Even Superman so many angels of heaven all at one time.

The JLA nearly lost if it weren't for Azreal. So Jesus is more powerful.

Clint, he's so calm & collected. Plus he dispatches his foes with humour.

Depends if it's the Jesus from South Park. He'd win, hands down.

Otherwise, I'd have to go with Clint Eastwood.

By the way, where the hell are Yoda and Neo? They'd both kick the piss out of anyone you have listed.

You forgot Myrth

r2s the best u gotta see him in the new star wars he is a mob boss he lites droids on fire

great stuff

The Mods would come in and break them all apart.
They'll all be banned, Batman, Eastwood and Tom & Jerry...

I knew it... STILL nobody has voted for Skreech. Everyone is underestimating him. He's got those intangible people skills. He'll kill you with laughter.

I'm also shocked that Mario isn't in the lead. Mario can jump like 5 times his height... he has fire power.. star power... he can fly sometimes... he has sweet costumes... he can repair clogged toilets... he has a pet dinosaur... and he's conquered every world he's entered.

So R2D2 is currently in the lead. I knew he was a tough competitor, but he's doing better than I expected.
I think this is because he's the only robot listed.