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According to deat-clock.com, george dubya will die in 2014, and gore in 2016. In other news luther vandross died friday, i find that sad. Please post your oppininions on bush.

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Naw, if it's a DEAT-clock, it means GWB will create an NS nation and get on the Mods' bad side in 2014.

Nah, 2014 is when President Jeb Bush confirms his brother George W. to the SCOTUS, in place of a retiring Justice Souter. That's better. :)

Also, hello from the Philippines! I found a computer to use! ;)

Personally and i think i speak for alot of people Bush is stupid. He has already run G8 into the ground and it hasn't started yet so we can safely assume hes not intelligent.

I'm bush like. I'm not gunna die, God's got too much stuff for me to do. Like get all that "earl", SH!T i mean uhh huhh huhh uhh, help oppressed peoples, cause there oppressed. Its my job to go to all the countries in the world and get all their "earl", SH!T i mean uhh uhhhhhh....uhhh....uhhh, spread freedom. I'm not gunna be dying because with all this "earl" I've got, SH!T i mean political capital, I cant die. So there you have it I'm not gunna die cause I'm bush like.

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Luther Vandross died? Cool.

Funny, I saw this just a few minutes after reading this post:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161588,00.html

Talks about aging, Bush's 59th birthday tomorrow, and the Baby-Boomer crowd. Kinda interesting.

Funny, I saw this just a few minutes after reading this post:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161588,00.html

Talks about aging, Bush's 59th birthday tomorrow, and the Baby-Boomer crowd. Kinda interesting.
here's what he's saying about it:

"There's a lot of us getting ready to retire. We're called baby boomers. As a matter of fact, my retirement age is 2,008." -- Washington, D.C., Jun. 14, 2005

"A lot of us are getting ready to retire. We're called baby boomers. See, my retirement age happens to be in 2008, I reached retirement age in 2008, which is a convenient year for me to retire." -- Time travelling again, Hopkinsville, Kentucky, Jun. 2, 2005

"There is a baby boomer generation getting ready to retire. I'm pretty aware of that. I am one." -- Dubya is a baby boomer generation, Louisville, Kentucky, Mar. 10, 2005

Nah, 2014 is when President Jeb Bush confirms his brother George W. to the SCOTUS, in place of a retiring Justice Souter. That's better. :)

Also, hello from the Philippines! I found a computer to use! ;)
Wouldn't Bush have to be a lawyer or judge of some kind to get to the SCOTUS?

I hope you're enjoying your holiday.

Wouldn't Bush have to be a lawyer or judge of some kind to get to the SCOTUS?

I hope you're enjoying your holiday.

It's kinda like being elected Pope. Anyone can be confirmed, but usually it helps to be a lawyer, yes. Not all of them have though, and I think an ex-president has gone on to the SCOTUS. Maybe someone can recall the name?

Edit: Thanks! :) It's been quite nice here.

It's kinda like being elected Pope. Anyone can be confirmed, but usually it helps to be a lawyer, yes. Not all of them have though, and I think an ex-president has gone on to the SCOTUS. Maybe someone can recall the name?
Taft -- Chief justice under Wilson I believe. Much better justice than Prez.

It's kinda like being elected Pope. Anyone can be confirmed, but usually it helps to be a lawyer, yes. Not all of them have though, and I think an ex-president has gone on to the SCOTUS. Maybe someone can recall the name?

Taft.

Taft -- Chief justice under Wilson I believe. Much better justice than Prez.

Cool, I knew someone had it. Also, I think a couple of our current justices have never been practicing lawyers, although all of them went to law school.. that's also interesting.

Cool, I knew someone had it. Also, I think a couple of our current justices have never been practicing lawyers, although all of them went to law school.. that's also interesting.
One is even a sock puppet!!! You can make a fun activity out of this:

Using felt and yarn, make a hand puppet of Clarence Thomas. Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!!! :eek:

According to deat-clock.com, george dubya will die in 2014

Not soon enough for me. Please, somebody, encourage the man to take up smoking heavily in the interim.

What is Deat Clock? I tried to google it but got nothing.

2014 can't get here fast enough...all though what if they meant George H.W. Bush instead? :eek:

One is even a sock puppet!!! You can make a fun activity out of this:

Using felt and yarn, make a hand puppet of Clarence Thomas. Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!!! :eek:

That is the wittiest comment I've ever seen.

You sir, are a genius amoung us lesser beasts.

Why 2014? Can't someone make his death date quicker? I don't want to wait that long.

Why 2014? Can't someone make his death date quicker? I don't want to wait that long.
I just want to point out that if those government psychos were actually leafing through this zippy little thread, they may misconstrue that as a statement of intent.

And hey, if they come for you, do me a favour: tell them "Clarke says hi" and flip 'em off......

Condi Rice, Condoleeza Rice for Supreme Court Justice.

What do you all think of the idea, perhaps there should be a public poll on this, loose or win she would probably get some votes.

Lets make him King George W Bush for life.

Viva Bush.

Prince King in waiting his royal heir Jeb Bush.
Viva Bush.

Personally and i think i speak for alot of people Bush is stupid. He has already run G8 into the ground and it hasn't started yet so we can safely assume hes not intelligent.

You should be smote for your complete disregard for grammar and syntax...

Why 2014? Can't someone make his death date quicker? I don't want to wait that long.
Congratulations Americai! You win the most incredibly stupid post ever award. Can you say solicitation three times fast?

Not soon enough for me. Please, somebody, encourage the man to take up smoking heavily in the interim.

He could always follow the example of the senior senator from Massachusetts and start drinking heavily and driving off bridges. Of course he'll have the decency to do it without others being in the Oldsmobile.

Since Bush will no longer be in office in 2014, I think it matters little to the American people when he dies. After all, his effect regardless will be felt for hundreds of years to come.

Bullshit. They'll never die. They'll cryogenically preserve their brains.. and they'll wake up in the year 3005.

I've been there. I know.

He could always follow the example of the senior senator from Massachusetts and start drinking heavily and driving off bridges. Of course he'll have the decency to do it without others being in the Oldsmobile.

He would have to. Only a Kennedy can get away with that.

One is even a sock puppet!!! You can make a fun activity out of this:

Using felt and yarn, make a hand puppet of Clarence Thomas. Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!!! :eek:

Hee! :D :p

The way to go about it.

http://www.idrewthis.org/2005/lincoln.html

One is even a sock puppet!!! You can make a fun activity out of this:

Using felt and yarn, make a hand puppet of Clarence Thomas. Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!!! :eek:

At least two people in this thread have been reading America:The Book.

(The Daily Show publication.)

I wish it had been in 1994, before that moron and his conservative minions got control of the country.

We should have let the Confederate states stay separate after we freed the slaves in the Civil War, and just taken all their crops and livestock back to the North and left them to rot and starve in their pit of retarded conservativism.

I wish it had been in 1994, before that moron and his conservative minions got control of the country.

We should have let the Confederate states stay separate after we freed the slaves in the Civil War, and just taken all their crops and livestock back to the North and left them to rot and starve in their pit of retarded conservativism.

Not all conservatives live in the south.

Bullshit. They'll never die. They'll cryogenically preserve their brains.. and they'll wake up in the year 3005.


Please repeat...they will preserve WHAT?

Bush dead in 2012? Hell... he should've died yesterday...

I cant spell, damit !, its death-clock.com, part of the bored.com network.

According to deat-clock.com, george dubya will die in 2014, and gore in 2016. In other news luther vandross died friday, i find that sad. Please post your oppininions on bush.
I'm thinking it merits an X-Files reference ....

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

The death of Mulder .... ;)

Someone here probably gets it.
Even as humiliating (?) a death as it would be, i'm sure it wouldn't be painful or visceral enough to placate many of us out in here in the real world who might want the end of Bush a little sooner, a little nastier.

Not all conservatives live in the south.

Yep. They live all over, including the border states that didn't secede from the union :eek:

Personally and i think i speak for alot of people Bush is stupid. He has already run G8 into the ground and it hasn't started yet so we can safely assume hes not intelligent.
Aside from the fact that he got into Yale and has an IQ of ~120? And you speak for the uneducated public.

Aside from the fact that he got into Yale and has an IQ of ~120? And you speak for the uneducated public.

I'm smarter than Bush? w00t! And I'm 14.

I'm smarter than Bush? w00t! And I'm 14.

What IQ test did you take? Take the one for the military. Then say that again. Also, people who have spoken face to face with bush say that, although he is bad at public speaking he is very, very attentive and sharp while being spoken to. Not at all like you see him on TV.

An IQ of 120....psch.

My IQ was 145, tested last summer. I believe that Bush has his priorities slightly confused, you should save your people before worrying about money. If he is to die during that year, then I think it is much too late. It is 2005 now, 2014 is in 9 years. I'm 15 right now, and once I'm fully able to, I'm going to pursue restoring this cursed country. I be able to pay my respects to the man sooner than 2014, if I get lucky.


Edit: It doesn't matter how he appears to be, how he speaks, how he acts. It is what he believes that counts, and he believes in money.

Personally and i think i speak for alot of people Bush is stupid. He has already run G8 into the ground and it hasn't started yet so we can safely assume hes not intelligent.
You criticize the President's intelligence, and yet you cannot put an intelligible sentence together. "Alot" is not a word, the phrase "a lot" can be used. "He has already run" is wrong - it should be "He already ran". "Hes" is not a word, either. It should be "he's", the contraction of the words "he is".

By the way, you might be interested to know that his grades at Yale were slightly better than Kerry's. I don't hear any criticism of that esteemed Senator's intelligence - Mr "I actually voted for the 87 billion before I voted against it".

An IQ of 120....psch.

My IQ was 145, tested last summer. I believe that Bush has his priorities slightly confused, you should save your people before worrying about money. If he is to die during that year, then I think it is much too late. It is 2005 now, 2014 is in 9 years. I'm 15 right now, and once I'm fully able to, I'm going to pursue restoring this cursed country. I be able to pay my respects to the man sooner than 2014, if I get lucky.


Edit: It doesn't matter how he appears to be, how he speaks, how he acts. It is what he believes that counts, and he believes in money.
Incredible. A person's inner thoughts, whether acted on or not, are more important than their actions? I hold the belief that the world would be better off without certain people I dislike, but that does not make me a murderer until I act on it. A person's actions define them, not their beliefs.

Aside from the fact that he got into Yale and has an IQ of ~120? And you speak for the uneducated public.
He got into Yale because of his legacy. 35 people in Bush's extended family attended Yale. Prescott Bush, his grandfather was a lengendary Bonesman who virtually never left the campus. H.W. Bush was nearly the same. Of course they're going to let him in no matter how much coke he's snorted, his family has too much power and influence on Yale.

As for the IQ... If Bush's IQ is ~120, mine is above 200.

Someone with an IQ of 120 doesn't say this:
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
-- Dubya's way of saying he's looking forward to a visit to Denmark, White House, Jun. 29, 2005

or "Sometimes when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'." --Pennsylvania State University, Apr. 2, 2002

Of course they're going to let him in no matter how much coke he's snorted, his family has too much power and influence on Yale.

That whole “George W. Bush was a junkie” thing was discredited a while ago. The other stuff about him only getting in because of a legacy, probably true.

That whole “George W. Bush was a junkie” thing was discredited a while ago. The other stuff about him only getting in because of a legacy, probably true.
when was it "discredited"? when he was arrested for possession of narcotics? Here's what Sharon Bush said about George W. and his brother Marvin: "Bush did coke at Camp David when his father was President, and not just once either."

when was it "discredited"? when he was arrested for possession of narcotics? Here's what Sharon Bush said about George W. and his brother Marvin: "Bush did coke at Camp David when his father was President, and not just once either."
It was widely discredited. Here's just one of many sites I found where the Kitty Kelley reference was directly contradicted by her supposed source, Sharon Bush:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6706-2004Sep8.html

It was widely discredited. Here's just one of many sites I found where the Kitty Kelley reference was directly contradicted by her supposed source, Sharon Bush:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A6706-2004Sep8.html
that's just as credible as the claim itself.
his arrest for possession of cocaine wasn't though.

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/1999/10/18/cocaine/

this isn't the only source of that incident either. but his other mental ailments dwarf his alleged cocaine addiction, such as his alcoholism (before he was reborn), his megalomania, his living in a faith-based world instead of reality, his dyslexia, his thinking laws and rules don't apply to him.

You criticize the President's intelligence, and yet you cannot put an intelligible sentence together. "Alot" is not a word, the phrase "a lot" can be used. "He has already run" is wrong - it should be "He already ran". "Hes" is not a word, either. It should be "he's", the contraction of the words "he is".

By the way, you might be interested to know that his grades at Yale were slightly better than Kerry's. I don't hear any criticism of that esteemed Senator's intelligence - Mr "I actually voted for the 87 billion before I voted against it".

Dont criticize kerry just because you cant understand him. It doesnt make him dumb, it makes you dumb for not understanding.

You realize what he meant by what he said, right? He voted for one 87 billion bill with certain appropriations. He voted against a 87 billion bill without the appropriations. Just because you cant be helped to figure out what he said, doesnt mean he isnt intelligent.

Alright, let's list the amount of arrogance in this thread, shall we?


1) The outright wishes of many that anyone should die a horrible death.
---- Very mature, all of you. "Let's wish death upon a man because we disagree with him!" A man named Ghandi would be ashamed.

2) "Bush is stupid, and only got into Yale because of his daddy"
---- His father was not President. Let me repeat that: Not President. He was a virtual unknown in the political field at the time, and had family wealth from well before the family joined into the oil business. Much like the Kennedy family, and countless others.
---- Do not compare your SAT scores to his and be proud, because the scale today has been inflated to promote mediocracy, which is the effect of Liberal idealogies prevailing in the classroom.

Personally, if I had any direct contact with any of you, I would be ashamed enough for the both of us. As it is, I am just ashamed of you.

Dont criticize kerry just because you cant understand him. It doesnt make him dumb, it makes you dumb for not understanding.

You realize what he meant by what he said, right? He voted for one 87 billion bill with certain appropriations. He voted against a 87 billion bill without the appropriations. Just because you cant be helped to figure out what he said, doesnt mean he isnt intelligent.
i like how the repubs keep on rubbing in that quote even though bush has said much worse shit. I've given plenty of examples in the past, but how can I give up a chance here?

"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life."
-- I imagine that would be hard, if not impossible, Prime Time Press Conference #3, White House, Apr. 13, 2004

"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."
-- Flawless logic, Dallas, Texas, Jul. 18, 2003

Dont criticize kerry just because you cant understand him. It doesnt make him dumb, it makes you dumb for not understanding.

You realize what he meant by what he said, right? He voted for one 87 billion bill with certain appropriations. He voted against a 87 billion bill without the appropriations. Just because you cant be helped to figure out what he said, doesnt mean he isnt intelligent.
You liberals are so predictable, it's laughable! Instead of admitting that Kerry made, at the very least, a major political faux pas with that statement, you insult the intelligence of everyone with any common sense that had to laugh out loud when hearing that statement! One of the main reasons liberal ideology is so unpopular is the attitude that anyone that disagrees with them couldn't have rational reasons for it, they must just be stupid.

For the record, I know what he meant, and I would imagine most conservatives also knew,but he said it in such a politically charged environment, and so awkwardly, that we'd be nuts not to jump on it! And that's nothing compared to the liberals jumping on Bush for his language-challenged statements.

i like how the repubs keep on rubbing in that quote even though bush has said much worse shit. I've given plenty of examples in the past, but how can I give up a chance here?
Agreed, Bush can be "language-challenged" (in politically correct parlance). The point I originally made was that Bush was not as stupid as the original poster was making out, particularly in comparison to Kerry, as a comparison of their grades at Yale proves out. If the media were to be believed, Bush must have an 80 IQ and Kerry 200. That is not the case from available objective criteria.

You liberals are so predictable, it's laughable! Instead of admitting that Kerry made, at the very least, a major political faux pas with that statement, you insult the intelligence of everyone with any common sense that had to laugh out loud when hearing that statement! One of the main reasons liberal ideology is so unpopular is the attitude that anyone that disagrees with them couldn't have rational reasons for it, they must just be stupid.

For the record, I know what he meant, and I would imagine most conservatives also knew,but he said it in such a politically charged environment, and so awkwardly, that we'd be nuts not to jump on it! And that's nothing compared to the liberals jumping on Bush for his language-challenged statements.
How many times has a major liberal politician gone around and repeated the stupid shit Bush has said? I've never seen it ONCE! I've seen Cheney and Bush among others tear down Kerry because of that statement. It was repeated way more during the campaign than "The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial."

Don't be stressing about what's gon happen in 2014 and 2016. The world is going to end on December 23rd, 2012, so the point is moot.

2) "Bush is stupid, and only got into Yale because of his daddy"
---- His father was not President. Let me repeat that: Not President. He was a virtual unknown in the political field at the time, and had family wealth from well before the family joined into the oil business. Much like the Kennedy family, and countless others.

if you're trying to refer to my aforementioned point, I suggest you go back and reread it, because that's not at all what I implied.

Not only was I reffering to your personal point about the "Bush legacy", I was also addressing the far more ignorant masses than either of us who have drawn a straight-line correlation between H.W. Bush and George W. Bush's Yale entrance, ie, Bush got into Yale because of his daddy.


I would normally ask what college you attended, and what degree you have, but I have restrained myself so far.

He got into Yale because of his legacy. 35 people in Bush's extended family attended Yale. Prescott Bush, his grandfather was a lengendary Bonesman who virtually never left the campus. H.W. Bush was nearly the same. Of course they're going to let him in no matter how much coke he's snorted, his family has too much power and influence on Yale.

As for the IQ... If Bush's IQ is ~120, mine is above 200.

Someone with an IQ of 120 doesn't say this:
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
-- Dubya's way of saying he's looking forward to a visit to Denmark, White House, Jun. 29, 2005

or "Sometimes when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'." --Pennsylvania State University, Apr. 2, 2002
You might be interested to know, Einstein's teacher told him he would never amount to anything, and failed him.

A person's grammar, while one indicator of at least educational level, is not the sole measure of that person's intelligence. Someone with an IQ of 140 might say exactly what George Bush said, and go on to discover the Unified Field Theory, or learn 10 other languages, or whatever.

according to the mayans and the jews, the world as we know it will end december 21st, 2012... so idk about the 2014...

according to the mayans and the jews, the world as we know it will end december 21st, 2012... so idk about the 2014...
Damn it. We learned December 23rd in Spanish class. I'm never gon turn 25 >sigh<
I'll open my birthday presents early that year.