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What if Clinton had dinner with a porn star?

Naderomics
05-07-2005, 01:53
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that. Personally I dont care if Bush "Beat the brakes off of her". I'm just wondering what you all think.
Dobbsworld
05-07-2005, 01:54
Who's Mary Kary?

Trust me, we're not all aware of this.

What are you talking about?
Sdaeriji
05-07-2005, 01:56
Who's Mary Kary?

Trust me, we're not all aware of this.

What are you talking about?

She's a porn star who ran for the governorship of California during that whole disasterbacle that got Ah-nold elected.
Vetalia
05-07-2005, 01:57
She's a porn star who ran for the governorship of California during that whole disasterbacle that got Ah-nold elected.

Yes, here's some visual aid:

http://www.junkyardwillie.com/movie/mary.jpg
JuNii
05-07-2005, 01:58
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that. Personally I dont care if Bush "Beat the brakes off of her". I'm just wondering what you all think.nothing wrong with that... even if it was 'Slick' Willy... the problem stems if Bush and Mary Kary had more than just dinner.

and if they were caught.

and if Bush lies to try and deny it.

even then it's not our problem but the first family's problem.
Pschycotic Pschycos
05-07-2005, 02:00
You mean Clinton hasn't already???? Wow, I think Hillary would be pretty pissed. And then she'd run for Pres. and we'd all be screwed.
Haloman
05-07-2005, 02:02
Wouldn't put it past him.

I can hear him now- "Just don't tell Hilary, heheheh"
Sdaeriji
05-07-2005, 02:04
Wouldn't put it past him.

I can hear him now- "Just don't tell Hilary, heheheh"

As much as he tried, Clinton was not Kennedy. He couldn't get the Marilyn Monroe type. He got the Paula Jones type.
Vetalia
05-07-2005, 02:06
As much as he tried, Clinton was not Kennedy. He couldn't get the Marilyn Monroe type. He got the Paula Jones type.

He should have been punished for even hitting on a thing like that!
Deviltrainee
05-07-2005, 02:09
You mean Clinton hasn't already???? Wow, I think Hillary would be pretty pissed. And then she'd run for Pres. and we'd all be screwed.
she already was president for 8 years
Gataway_Driver
05-07-2005, 02:10
good for him the dirty old bastard
Cadillac-Gage
05-07-2005, 02:19
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that. Personally I dont care if Bush "Beat the brakes off of her". I'm just wondering what you all think.

I think if he did more than dinner, we'd read about how President Cheney is going to deal with the former-first Lady after she's ripped George's guts out.

Besides, the whole Clinton thing was screwed up from the get-go: It wasn't Bill doing the intern.
Pschycotic Pschycos
05-07-2005, 02:21
she already was president for 8 years

Ohh, yeah, where was I for those years? I can't remember...
-Everyknowledge-
05-07-2005, 02:22
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that. Personally I dont care if Bush "Beat the brakes off of her". I'm just wondering what you all think.
Wait, what? Did this happen last week or this one? If it happened last week, Best Week Ever has failed me and shalt now recieve its punishment! :p

Anyway, I think if Clinton had dinner with this "Mary Kary", the result would be pretty damn predictable. (Lewinsky [sp?] all over again.)
Pschycotic Pschycos
05-07-2005, 02:24
Yeah, I thought I had the best week too.....
Liverbreath
05-07-2005, 02:27
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that. Personally I dont care if Bush "Beat the brakes off of her". I'm just wondering what you all think.

Then I'd say his taste is improving. The stuff he messes with I just can't understand.
Vetalia
05-07-2005, 02:30
If I were president, I'd "beat the brakes off her" any day. I don't care what the Congress does, it's worth it.
OceanDrive2
05-07-2005, 02:41
Power is an Aphrodisiac...

pretty Girls are attracted to people with power.

Ive seen in...close and personal...
Swimmingpool
06-07-2005, 17:03
As I'm sure your all aware of Bush had dinner with Mary Kary. I'm just wondering what would have happened if Clinton had done that.
It would be a travesty and an example of his destruction of America's morality.

But when Bush does it the dinner may be compared to Jesus' feast with the tax collectors and sinners.
Whispering Legs
06-07-2005, 17:07
If I were president, I'd "beat the brakes off her" any day. I don't care what the Congress does, it's worth it.

If Clinton had answered the sex question with, "yes, I humped her until she couldn't walk straight," that would have been the end of the whole thing.

It's the perjury that Congress was concerned with.

I'm sure that if he had given that answer, instead of the "I have never had sexual relations with that woman." all of America would have laughed long and hard, and the whole issue would have disappeared.
Xanaz
06-07-2005, 17:20
Who's Mary Kary?

Trust me, we're not all aware of this.

What are you talking about?

It is true, Bush did have dinner with her because her producer of porn films donated $5000 to the GOP. So it was actually the porn film-maker who had the dinner with him (for a price) but he brought Mary Kary along with him. I'm just loving those "family values" I guess family values don't matter as much to Bush as he seems to claim, well not if you bring your cheque book that is.. :D

(I wonder if they could of stayed in the Kennedy room if they had donated $10,000)
Gauthier
06-07-2005, 17:49
It would be a travesty and an example of his destruction of America's morality.

But when Bush does it the dinner may be compared to Jesus' feast with the tax collectors and sinners.

Not only can Shrub get away with fucking up, but he gets praised for fucking up too.

If Shrub had dinner with Gary Busey and Robert Downey, Jr though there wouldn't be anything white and powdery safe between the three.

:D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-07-2005, 17:52
It is true, Bush did have dinner with her because her producer of porn films donated $5000 to the GOP. So it was actually the porn film-maker who had the dinner with him (for a price) but he brought Mary Kary along with him. I'm just loving those "family values" I guess family values don't matter as much to Bush as he seems to claim, well not if you bring your cheque book that is.. :D

(I wonder if they could of stayed in the Kennedy room if they had donated $10,000)
And the democrats who are battling big money capatilists have their hands deep in those same capatalists' pockets, your point? Everyone donates to both sides, not so much to "buy them" but as a way of not pissing them off. No company (porn or not) wants the President deciding to bear down on them for not ccontributing to his war chest. I mean, they'd be screwed if the people in power were breathing down their neck and hammering them hard at every oppurtunity.
Legless Pirates
06-07-2005, 17:54
...They'd both have a good dinner
Bushanomics
06-07-2005, 17:56
I'm bush like. Listen mary kary is a fine upstanding morally correct individual. Shes morally correct because shes a republican. She donated money to this great country of ours, which I'm pretty sure is the U.S.A., and once more shes not a porn star. She makes adult films, there is a difference, and once more she's a wonderful actor SH!T, I mean uh uh uhhhhhuh uh...
YOU FOOL ME ONCE YOU CAN'T FOOL ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peechland
06-07-2005, 18:26
i would so vote for a pres who had dinner with a porn star.

"4 more years!"
Ravenshrike
06-07-2005, 23:28
Wait, what? Did this happen last week or this one? If it happened last week, Best Week Ever has failed me and shalt now recieve its punishment! :p

Anyway, I think if Clinton had dinner with this "Mary Kary", the result would be pretty damn predictable. (Lewinsky [sp?] all over again.)
He had "dinner" with her. Which is to say it was a big republican banquet type thing that she happened to attend. I doubt they even spoke with one another.
Swimmingpool
06-07-2005, 23:36
I'm bush like. Listen mary kary is a fine upstanding morally correct individual. Shes morally correct because shes a republican.
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