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G8 protests

Luo Lua
04-07-2005, 19:57
I am going to Edinburgh on wedenesday to do a bit of protesting about african poverty. I don't know what to put on my banner/placard though and was wondering if you had any suggestions.

I want something fairly witty, not bashing free trade (ideally recommending it), possibly have a whinge at trade barriers or subsidies. I don't like any of the G8 leaders so am prepared to ridicule any if the rhyme is there.

I may also protest outside a Starbucks or Macdonalds and would like suggestions for a possible poster for that also.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
Colodia
04-07-2005, 20:00
McDonalds makes more money than you Bush, tell them to make Big Macs for the Africans!


...eh, I dunno.
Sanx
04-07-2005, 20:08
If a king judges the poor with fairness, his throne will always be secure

Proverbs 29:14 (NIV)

Defend the rights of the poor and needy

Proverbs 31:9 (NIV)
Greater Valia
04-07-2005, 20:14
I remember when the G8 was held in Georgia near Savannah. Some people showed up to protest but nothing happened, we keep our shit together down here. I guess the reason why security was so strict was because they didnt want the people that showed up just to loot stores and burn things to destroy any of the historical buildings down there. Anyway, good luck protesting just dont become destructive! :D
Sinuhue
04-07-2005, 20:15
If a king judges the poor with fairness, his throne will always be secure

Proverbs 29:14 (NIV)

Defend the rights of the poor and needy

Proverbs 31:9 (NIV)
Sorry...I'm not seeing wit in this:)
Aldranin
04-07-2005, 20:19
How about: "Send more food! The leaders of Africa are hungry!"
Oye Oye
04-07-2005, 20:33
we keep our shit together down here. :D

That explains the smell.
Gulf Republics
04-07-2005, 20:55
How about....

Please send more money aid to afraica! The african dictators need more weapons to fight thier tribal wars with and more tractors to bulldoze peoples homes!

Please americans and british alike, send aid to prop up their corrupt irresponsible governments longer!

Socialists of the world unite for global welfare!

These countries were in much better shape when they were puppets. Bring back imperalism!

Im protesting globalization, but please help africa rest of the world!

Im not really protesting anything, im just here to pick up chicks and break things.

Protesting: a new sport that anybody can play! the only skills you need are breaking other peoples property, holding a sign, and being a general asshole.
Colodia
04-07-2005, 20:58
Im not really protesting anything, im just here to pick up chicks!
I must remember that when I protest any Republican President being Inaugurated in '09.
Greater Valia
04-07-2005, 21:26
That explains the smell.

Thats the paper mill actually. Beautiful city but frankly it smells like ass.
ProMonkians
04-07-2005, 21:30
I may also protest outside a Starbucks or Macdonalds and would like suggestions for a possible poster for that also.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

"Oi McBampots! Gonnae fuck off!"
(perhaps more vulgar than politicall)...
British Socialism
04-07-2005, 21:48
If you really want to help Africa, why the hell are people marching on Edinburgh instead of helping themselves! You won't convince political leaders by turning up, what do you think this is - A democracy? :D
Begark
04-07-2005, 21:52
'I am one person with political views I formed based on who was noisiest. LISTEN TO ME!'

'My expertise on matters of international aid far outweighs that of your financial advisors! Do as I suggest!'

'Chirac smells bad. Because personal insults help save lives!'