NationStates Jolt Archive

Today at school, I was surfing the web looking for some clipart. I came across a site with decent pics - supposedly one needs to pay them for it (ha! like that's going to happen).
But I digress. Since I was making up a game about "Opposites" I was looking for a picture that showed a short person. I typed in "short" and this is one of the pictures that came up:
http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_TN/14692439.gif
There's a bigger picture here:
http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_pages/14692439.html

Now if you read the list of related terms to the right of the picture in the link:
related terms: art, artists, collections, drawing, dwarf, fighting, figure, figures, for, hold, ladies, ladies bible study, short, short's, study, anatomy,
You will notice (highlighted in bold for your convenience) that one of them is "ladies bible study".

So my question to any Christians out there is:

What the Hell has two fat-assed girls snogging got to do with Bible studies?!!

If this is what normally goes down at BS, I'm heading there next weekend definitely.

Anyone else who wants to offer an explanation as to how this picture embodies the word "short", feel free to post.

And no, I didn't use it in the game I made.

That's... strange.

While you're at it, you could perhaps explain what this picture:
http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_TN/1687934.gif
link:
http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_pages/1687934.html

has to do with Christ. It's in the related terms. Skiing for Christ maybe? Perhaps he made the staves from the cross. It's the only thing I can think of.

The only explanation I can come up with is that "Ladies Bible Studies" is a euphemism for "Hot Lesbo wrestling action".

What the Hell has two fat-assed girls snogging got to do with Bible studies?!!


Everything, man, everything! "Yea, the Lord spoke saying 'Bring to me two women of round buttocks' and the people stood in amazement. The Lord angered and spoke again saying 'Am I not the One who commands you?' and the men ran to fetch the women, whose buttocks were of great roundness, and the Lord commanded them to embrace intimately and He saw that it was good." -- Gospel of Otto 3:12-14.

"Ladies Bible Studies" is an anagram for "Idled bliss beauties". Thats as close as I can come to an explanation.

Everything, man, everything! "Yea, the Lord spoke saying 'Bring to me two women of round buttocks' and the people stood in amazement. The Lord angered and spoke again saying 'Am I not the One who commands you?' and the men ran to fetch the women, whose buttocks were of great roundness, and the Lord commanded them to embrace intimately and He saw that it was good." -- Gospel of Otto 3:12-14.

God's a really dirty old man.

God's a really dirty old man.

Aye ... but she throws a great 80s theme party.

Well, the "girl" in red seems to have very masculine features. My best guess would be that it has something to do with the homosexuality issue, thus inheriting the "ladies bible study" title. As for "short," I don't have a clue. The picture's just weird to begin with.

Everything, man, everything! "Yea, the Lord spoke saying 'Bring to me two women of round buttocks' and the people stood in amazement. The Lord angered and spoke again saying 'Am I not the One who commands you?' and the men ran to fetch the women, whose buttocks were of great roundness, and the Lord commanded them to embrace intimately and He saw that it was good." -- Gospel of Otto 3:12-14.

I like this god guy's style...

If he was running on a platform not of "Two chickens for every pot!" but "Two fat-assed lezzies snogging on every corner!"

I'd most definitely vote for him.