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Yes. 1,223 women in this small southern Arizona town and base have voted that I am indeed God's Gift To Women. I was forced to accept survey by person trying to claim I was not GGTW. And actually, I was afraid I was going to lose and look like an (fill in blank here). But I beat the closest competition by 700 votes. I am honored, and humbled that though I don't know most of these women, they have voted that I am God's Gift To Women.
But I really at a lost. All I did give lots of presents to women. I like to give women presents. And write them notes too. And I like doing lots of things for women too. Though not for most of the ones that voted for me. So why they vote for me? I was not expecting that.
The guy that challenged me, only got 12 votes. They were all either his girlfriend or girls that hung out with him a lot even though he made them wear very short skirts for some reason.
In celebration of the fact that I am God's Gift To Women, I offer apology to any women on this forum I have offended. I would offer to do something for you but you probably live on the other side country or planet from me. So that is the most I can do for you.

SO the real question is, was it a thoughtful gift? Or does God have a sick sense of humor? :p

Was it an April Fools' gift? Methinks God has a sick sense of humor.

I'm pretty sure the gift has a price tag somewhere on it...

...Yep! Apparently it was bought at Wal Mart. :D

*blinks*
*blinks again*
That must be wrong...... more trolling by Whittier--
Instead of starting a copycat thread, I'll just do it here.

I would now like to announce, that after a democratic NS survey, which nobody except my friend heard about, I was voted G-D's gift to Internet forums. During the survey, they calculated my lack of social life, the ridiculous amount of time I spend on said forums, and my dedication to them. In a statement, the voter said "Definitely, there's just no other choice"
Unfortunately I was not available for comment at this statement.... Worship me all of you!




Well ok, I'm not as good as Whittier-- at trolling, but at least I try. I'll get better, promise! :p

SO the real question is, was it a thoughtful gift? Or does God have a sick sense of humor? :p
If God had a sick sense of humour, he would have given the Elephant man.

If God had your sense of humour, I hate to think of how the women would have suffered.

I repeat my apology to all women on these forums that found anything I posted to be offensive.

I repeat my apology to all women on these forums that found anything I posted to be offensive.

No apology forthcoming to the chaps?

If God had a sick sense of humour, he would have given the Elephant man.

If God had your sense of humour, I hate to think of how the women would have suffered.

Suffered and enjoyed it. :)

I repeat my apology to all women on these forums that found anything I posted to be offensive.
You realise that feminists would probably find the idea of this competition offensive?

*blinks*
*blinks again*
That must be wrong...... more trolling by Whittier--
Instead of starting a copycat thread, I'll just do it here.

I would now like to announce, that after a democratic NS survey, which nobody except my friend heard about, I was voted G-D's gift to Internet forums. During the survey, they calculated my lack of social life, the ridiculous amount of time I spend on said forums, and my dedication to them. In a statement, the voter said "Definitely, there's just no other choice"
Unfortunately I was not available for comment at this statement.... Worship me all of you!




Well ok, I'm not as good as Whittier-- at trolling, but at least I try. I'll get better, promise! :p
I post here to apologize to women on these forums and you call it trolling?

I repeat my apology to all women on these forums that found anything I posted to be offensive.

I'm a woman and I find just about everything you post to be offensive. The only way you got voted GGTW is if you didn't talk. :D

No apology forthcoming to the chaps?
Did they vote for me? I am not aware that men were allowed to vote in this.

Yes. 1,223 women in this small southern Arizona town and base have voted that I am indeed God's Gift To Women. I was forced to accept survey by person trying to claim I was not GGTW. And actually, I was afraid I was going to lose and look like an (fill in blank here). But I beat the closest competition by 700 votes. I am honored, and humbled that though I don't know most of these women, they have voted that I am God's Gift To Women.
But I really at a lost. All I did give lots of presents to women. I like to give women presents. And write them notes too. And I like doing lots of things for women too. Though not for most of the ones that voted for me. So why they vote for me? I was not expecting that.
The guy that challenged me, only got 12 votes. They were all either his girlfriend or girls that hung out with him a lot even though he made them wear very short skirts for some reason.
In celebration of the fact that I am God's Gift To Women, I offer apology to any women on this forum I have offended. I would offer to do something for you but you probably live on the other side country or planet from me. So that is the most I can do for you.

You are not making much sense.

What do you mean by "I survived"?

Have you been not sleeping again?

EDIT: It sounds like maybe something cool happened to you and your just not explaining it well. It may be that congratulations are in order.

Did they vote for me? I am not aware that men were allowed to vote in this.

Did any of the women on this forum vote for you?

*ahem*I believe what we all remember what happened to the city of Troy when they received what appeared to be a divine gift.

You realise that feminists would probably find the idea of this competition offensive?
They should complain to the people who held the competition. I really didn't campaign for this. The mere fact that they were holding the vote in an attempt to make me look (fill in the blank here) was enough to, shall we say, shut me up.

Did they vote for me? I am not aware that men were allowed to vote in this.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that you'll find the women of NS didn't vote for you either.....
Didn't you previously state (in another thread a while back) that you get scared of talking to women? Surely that would be a difficult obstacle to pass in order to win them over?

:rolleyes: *breaks out Bumclaat-A-Gwon* Spray* reads label: "For use against delusional fools, annoying zealots, schizoids who refuse treatment, crackheads and any other *Bumbaclaats"


*trans: butt-plug

I'm a woman and I find just about everything you post to be offensive. The only way you got voted GGTW is if you didn't talk. :D
Maybe you right. Cause when I found out that they were doing this, I was sort of unable to move my mouth or say anything. I was busy calculating places to go and hide in case I lost.

Yes. 1,223 women in this small southern Arizona town and base have voted that I am indeed God's Gift To Women.

I bet God himself would say otherwise. :rolleyes:

*ahem*I believe what we all remember what happened to the city of Troy when they received what appeared to be a divine gift.

:D

You are not making much sense.

What do you mean by "I survived"?

Have you been not sleeping again?

EDIT: It sounds like maybe something cool happened to you and your just not explaining it well. It may be that congratulations are in order.
Forgive me, cause I am still trying to make sense of this myself.
By " I survived" I mean they failed in their attempt to make me look like some kind of idiotic fool or worse. Which is why I was afraid of them asking the women whether they thought I was GGTW.
It does not make sense that women who don't know me at all or that well would say that I am GGTW.

Did any of the women on this forum vote for you?
I don't think so. But in case any did vote in the GGTW, I would like to know what reason they would vote for me for. If that is possible.

Forgive me, cause I am still trying to make sense of this myself.
By " I survived" I mean they failed in their attempt to make me look like some kind of idiotic fool or worse. Which is why I was afraid of them asking the women whether they thought I was GGTW.
It does not make sense that women who don't know me at all or that well would say that I am GGTW.

I think I get it.

You are saying someone tried to make you look bad by having this contest with you in it. It backfired and you got lots of votes.

You know I have trouble taking you at your word, but .... Congratulations.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that you'll find the women of NS didn't vote for you either.....
Didn't you previously state (in another thread a while back) that you get scared of talking to women? Surely that would be a difficult obstacle to pass in order to win them over?
actually, I did indeed say that. I am afraid of talking to attractive young women. So that presents another puzzle for me. I do not understand why these women voted for me.

I think I get it.

You are saying someone tried to make you look bad by having this contest with you in it. It backfired and you got lots of votes.

You know I have trouble taking you at your word, but .... Congratulations.

Thanks.

Actually, come to think about it. I offer my apology to all people on these forums who have been offended by anything I have posted. Not just women. Since that is probably what the women would like. And I think that is what someone who won the title of GGTW should do. I am still trying to figure out what else someone with the title of God's Gift To Women should do.
It's like that "you've just been voted GGTW. What are you going to do now?" But I am still stuck on the "what are you going to do now?" part.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd quite like to know
a) Why a survey was enacted to find GGTW
b) How all these women know anything about you in detail enough to declare you GGTW, and
c) Who did you bribe on the ballot? :p

By " I survived" I mean they failed in their attempt to make me look like some kind of idiotic fool or worse.

It does not make sense that women who know me at all or that well would say that I am GGTW.
Nope, but then you went and posted it on an internet forum..... this thread kinda makes you do it without any outside help.

I removed a word from that second sentence, spot it.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd quite like to know
a) Why a survey was enacted to find GGTW
b) How all these women know anything about you in detail enough to declare you GGTW, and
c) Who did you bribe on the ballot? :p
a. I know it was verbal. They just walked up to random women.
b. That's why I still don't get it. I know they don't know me because I sure as heck don't know them.
c. Bribe? I think I too frozen with fear to try to bribe anyone or campaign or anything.

someone is full of themselves...

Nope, but then you went and posted it on an internet forum..... this thread kinda makes you do it without any outside help.

I removed a word from that second sentence, spot it.
don't

someone is full of themselves...
you are free to your opinion even if it is false. I respect it.

you are free to your opinion even if it is false. I respect it.

lol
thats why god created America

Classic case of an ego. I would know. I'm the ego-master.

"Leggo my ego!"


*points to Whit's sig*

lol
thats why god created America
I agree. ;)

Classic case of an ego. I would know. I'm the ego-master.

"Leggo my ego!"


*points to Whit's sig*
Hey, that's my ego. I got it fair and square. Though I am not sure how I got it. I just know I got it.

Hey, that's my ego. I got it fair and square. Though I am not sure how I got it. I just know I got it.
It's been mine since I joined NS. Now I'm keeping it. And I had dibs on it first anyways.

Thanks.

You're welcome. Should I be worried that I appear to understand Whittierese? :eek: ;) :D

Actually, come to think about it. I offer my apology to all people on these forums who have been offended by anything I have posted. Not just women. *snip*

Good on ya.

As for the rest, I'd work on not letting it go to your head.

:D
lol, I figured you'd like that. Surprised no one else noticed.

As to your apology, Whittier, I'll have to think on it.

As for the rest, I'd work on not letting it go to your head.
Well, that, or construct a 400ft high rotating golden statue of yourself, standing on a pedestal which reads "God's gift to women. All hail." Then, write a book of your sayings and sell it to lesser men, lest they learn to woo women by your great grace and humility concerning women (with a sub-section at the back detailing how to pull with manly laughter and muscle flexing, which you learned after your GGTW status was achieved). Then you can get fat and grow a moustache, then write an autobiography detailing your rise to 'Gift' status and the subsequent woman attention. Then buy body guards to prevent attacks from jealous men.

I have forseen this future.

Well, that, or construct a 400ft high rotating golden statue of yourself, standing on a pedestal which reads "God's gift to women. All hail." Then, write a book of your sayings and sell it to lesser men, lest they learn to woo women by your great grace and humility concerning women (with a sub-section at the back detailing how to pull with manly laughter and muscle flexing, which you learned after your GGTW status was achieved). Then you can get fat and grow a moustache, then write an autobiography detailing your rise to 'Gift' status and the subsequent woman attention. Then buy body guards to prevent attacks from jealous men.

I have forseen this future.
or women who wish to contaminate me?