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It's true! Tom has killed Oprah Winfrey. I just saw the video.

That poor, poor woman.

:eek: :sniper:

My mum reads oprah! Magazine. Its mostly adverts. i dont understand her sometimes.

Did he use the lead pipe in the Study?

Seen it already. You should probably provide the link in this thread, though.

Did he use the lead pipe in the Study?
No, the video shows him using some weird bioelectrical power that he must have learned from the church of scientology.

Link to prrof?

I thought they were friends... Didnt see that coming... :confused: :mp5: That poor woman...

Seen it already. You should probably provide the link in this thread, though.
There's a link to it on 2flashgames.com

I'm wary of posting links because last time the mods had to decide whether or not to ban me for posting a link to a flash game.

No, the video shows him using some weird bioelectrical power that he must have learned from the church of scientology.

Dang, I guess I lose then....I suck at Clue.

It's true! Tom has killed Oprah Winfrey. I just saw the video.

So he isn't all evil.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/153109597471325.html

It was going to happen eventually, maybe when they said "Heed the Elder Scrolls", we should have heeded, but it's too late to heed now...This is the worst thing since Alf got cancelled...

Oh...my...god.

"My fellow Americans, this is a great day for Humanity!"
I keed....

Oh my god! That means the commies where lying! Hitler's still alive!

So he isn't all evil.
I think a job just opened up for Tyra Banks! :)

(For those who don't know, she's been trying to get her own talk show for a while. :rolleyes: )

Oh my god! That means the commies where lying! Hitler's still alive!

Of course Hitler's still alive, who else would keep Elvis company in Area 51?

Of course Hitler's still alive, who else would keep Elvis company in Area 51?

His folks, by which I mean the aliens.

There is no Area 51. 'Area' 51 is really a movie studio where they filmed 2 of the 6 moon landings. They're at Area 42 near the Crashed Whale and the pot of dasies in Fallout 2.

His folks, by which I mean the aliens.

well, Hitler IS Elvis's son...

There is no Area 51. 'Area' 51 is really a movie studio where they filmed 2 of the 6 moon landings. They're at Area 42 near the Crashed Whale and the pot of dasies in Fallout 2.

Fallout rules all. That is all.

Fallout rules all. That is all.
Fallout ruled all until Morrowind came out.
Now Morrowind rules all and Fallout is just another royal with twelve toes and lots of teeth.

Of course Hitler's still alive, who else would keep Elvis company in Area 51?



No No No, man Elvis is with JFK and together they hang out with Hitler but only at Easter time...

well, Hitler IS Elvis's son...

So that's why he hated Jews.

he was angry at his father, their messiah. Another puzzle piece clicks into place.

Why'd you have to bring up Fallout?
After years of trying I'd finally forgotten I wanted a pet Brahmin :(
*Goes to google for Cows+Chernobyl*

So that's why he hated Jews.

he was angry at his father, their messiah. Another puzzle piece clicks into place.

See? Everything makes sense when you think of the craziest conspiracy theory you can, because they're more than likely true.

Do you know what this means? This means that I am now ranked number one as the single most likely to take over the world ^_^

Did he use the lead pipe in the Study?
Force lightning