NationStates Jolt Archive

Happy Canada Day everyone! 138 years and still going as strong as ever! Without a doubt, she's still the True North Strong and free!
*grabs a Molson and breaks out in O' Canada*
HEURUEX FÊTE DU CANADA TOUT LE MONDE! 138 années et allant toujours aussi fort que jamais ! Sans doute, elle est toujours le Vrai du nord Fort et Libre !
*empare d'un Molson et les coupures hors dans O » Canada*

Yay! Go Canada!

I'll be in Sudbury.

You should give us Americans free maple syrup to celebrate :D

happy canada day to all! and to all a good canada night!

Happy Canada Day everyone! 138 years and still going as strong as ever! Without a doubt, she's still the True North Strong and free!
*grabs a Molson and breaks out in O' Cana0da*
HEURUEX FÊTE DU CANADA TOUT LE MONDE! 138 années et allant toujours aussi fort que jamais ! Sans doute, elle est toujours le Vrai du nord Fort et Libre !
*empare d'un Molson et les coupures hors dans O » Canada*
err... don't know that song, so forgive that I don't join in. but Happy Canada Day! :D

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

It's a reall pretty song, you can find it on the internet if you want to hear the tune.

Happy Canada Day.

And congratulatons on legalizing gay marriage. You so deserve a cookie for that.

*hands Canada a cookie*
:D

I've got this sudden craving for a Tim Horton's Maple Glazed right now...and a big glass of chocolate milk. Man, that sounds really good!

party time !!!

*Drinks the molson beer*

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Any Winnipeggers in the crowd?

Happy Canada day from Las Vegas Nevada, Mexico

138 years...what to give a nation that is 138 years old?

Hmm....

*hands Canada a stack of porno magazines*

You'll know what to do with them when the time comes...:)

Any Winnipeggers in the crowd?
Yup.

Hurray for Canada Day!!

Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber.
Or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada.
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not a-boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation.
And the beaver is a truly noble and proud animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced "Zed," not "Zee," "Zed."
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America.
My name is Joe. And I AM CANADIAN!!!
Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!! :D

Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber.
Or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada.
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not a-boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation.
And the beaver is a truly noble and proud animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced "Zed," not "Zee," "Zed."
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America.
My name is Joe. And I AM CANADIAN!!!
Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!! :D

LOL gotta love those Molson Commercials!!! :D

g'day eh? like where's your toque eh?? take off eh doug!! :D

HAPPY CANADA DAY From one canuck to all the other 'hosers"

Yay for Canada!

However, savor these Canada Days while you can... for my Anschluss of North America shall soon be upon us...

Heh heh....heh heh heh....hah hhah hah...Mwahahahah... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!![/maniacal laughter]

Whatever...

*grabs her pipe and smokes until the room is all swirly and everything is mellow*

Whatever...

*grabs her pipe and smokes until the room is all swirly and everything is mellow*

Eep!

Captains Log:
It appears that this "Canada" is teeming with noxious chemicals. For any expeditions, bring along some gas masks...

Whatever...

*grabs her pipe and smokes until the room is all swirly and everything is mellow*

LOL IT'S REEFER MADNESS!!! ;) :D

Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber.
Or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada.
Although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it about, not a-boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation.
And the beaver is a truly noble and proud animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it's pronounced "Zed," not "Zee," "Zed."
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America.
My name is Joe. And I AM CANADIAN!!!
Thank you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!! :D

Amen to that!

[drinking Molson Beer while sitting on patio in Vancouver]

you should hear the William Shatner Version of the I am Canadian speech... funny as hell...

Got this one off the internet:

I AM AMERICAN...

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...

...AND I AM AMERICAN!

LOL :D

Got this one off the internet:

I AM AMERICAN...

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...

...AND I AM AMERICAN!

LOL :D

ROFLMAO don't forget Daisy Mae Sally Sue!!! or "I consider 'duelling banjos' a hit on the radio" ;) :D

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Happy Canada Day eh. :D
Time to eat some Tim's, play some hockey, baseball, basketball, lacross, and praise the noble beaver.

And I hope everyone gets oout and aboot this Canada Day!!! Have a good one and enjoy the fireworks :)

And well done with the whole "I am American" thing :P

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(Dont forget the extra Maple Syrup!!!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!

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Happy Birthday Canada! I love you!


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O Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.

Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix.

Ton histoire est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.

Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Le Canada, nous vous aimons! =)

1) Flip over a Humvee, spraypaint a maple leaf and the words "Kyoto, Bitches!!!" upon it.
2) Drink 18 Molsons, eat 3 Tim Hortons Bear Claws.
3) Listen to Sloan and Spirit of the West on headphones all afternoon.
4) Get married to another man (apparently. that one's new)
5) Be grateful that i live in the greatest country in the world.

...happy Canada Day once again, everyone!!!

1) Flip over a Humvee, spraypaint a maple leaf and the words "Kyoto, Bitches!!!" upon it.

Haha, that's great!
And you speak proper English! I get more and more respect for Canada every day.




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Happy Canada Day
Love from Australia.

You guys know what would be a great way to celebrate Canada Day? Grant a Californian slacker/filmmaker citizenship and hook him up with some work. If you can't find one I might be able to hook you up...

You guys know what would be a great way to celebrate Canada Day? Grant a Californian slacker/filmmaker citizenship and hook him up with some work. If you can't find one I might be able to hook you up...

Canadian films are good, The Barbarian Invasions was one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Nationalistic Canadians. Away oot and wave a flag. Bunch of fascists.

I love Canada. If I didn't live in Aus, it would be Canada for me (although I'd really struggle with the winters).

Canadian films are good, The Barbarian Invasions was one of the best movies I've ever seen.
All the more reason...

Seriously, I totally can find you one. Have a great lead...

Nationalistic Canadians. Away oot and wave a flag. Bunch of fascists.
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Happy Canada Day, to all my fellow Canucks. I'll be celebrating here in Charlotte NC with some fellow stranded Canucks and Canuck-wannabes...listening to Stompin' Tom and drinking beer that tastes like beer, and with an alcohol content above that of hot chocolate.

Happy 138, old girl...you don't look a day over 120!

You guys know what would be a great way to celebrate Canada Day? Grant a Californian slacker/filmmaker citizenship and hook him up with some work. If you can't find one I might be able to hook you up...

you cast me in your film, i'll see what i can do about sneaking you up here... ;)

Yay Canada :D

Happy Canada Day everyone! 138 years and still going as strong as ever! Without a doubt, she's still the True North Strong and free!
*grabs a Molson and breaks out in O' Canada*
HEURUEX FÊTE DU CANADA TOUT LE MONDE! 138 années et allant toujours aussi fort que jamais ! Sans doute, elle est toujours le Vrai du nord Fort et Libre !
*empare d'un Molson et les coupures hors dans O » Canada*

Yep Happy Canada Day. Feel sorry for those suckers stuck on the 400 tomorrow around Barrie with Live 8 on. That hwy is gonna be a parking lot

As is proven bu some of the responses, we may have our problems and our own ignorant/missinformed but Thank-God I am North of the 49th and not South!
Thank-you to all our "brothers" in the Commonwealth we value you as well.

If you Aussies ever want to come up I will trade you lives for a while! LOL!!!

As is proven bu some of the responses, we may have our problems and our own ignorant/missinformed but Thank-God I am North of the 49th and not South!
Thank-you to all our "brothers" in the Commonwealth we value you as well.

If you Aussies ever want to come up I will trade you lives for a while! LOL!!!


Score, Canadians are my brothers now?

happy birthday canada

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I hope the traffic isn't too bad, heading up to London (Ontario) to see the folks...

Happy Canada Day to everyone! :D

As is proven bu some of the responses, we may have our problems and our own ignorant/missinformed but Thank-God I am North of the 49th and not South!
Thank-you to all our "brothers" in the Commonwealth we value you as well.

If you Aussies ever want to come up I will trade you lives for a while! LOL!!!

Although you have for the most part removed any links with the Queen, as an Australian let me say you are still a valued member of our Commonwealth of nations.
I congratulate Canada on its 138th birthday and look forward to a strong and successful partnership over the coming years. Let us tolerate our unwanted friend for as long as we are obliged, but know that we are much more suited as close friends than either of us is suited for friendship with the U.S.
Again, Happy Birthday from us all.

Have a marvellous Canada Day...beautiful land and legendary people.

From a fellow Commonwealth member...Stu in the UK.